User:Black-Velvet/Main

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I am the Banana-Man.

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en	This user is a native speaker of English.

es-0

Este usuario no entiende español (o lo entiende con mucha dificultad).

fr-0

Cet utilisateur ne comprend le français pas sans grande difficulté.

de-1

Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

1337-0

This user has no idea what the hell 1337 is and/or prefers to contribute using proper words.

html-2

This user is an intermediate HTML user.

pig-0

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This user would like to know all existing languages.

Life, Status and Situation

This user is male.

This user still rusts.

◄ PEEL SLOWLY AND SEE

This user is one of the Cuban-Moroccan Hombres.

This user enjoys cigars.

This user repairs links to disambiguation pages - you can help!

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal.

This user comes from Australia.

This user is of English ancestry.

The bearer of this is a Wikipedian user who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.

This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.

This user has never left the Eastern Hemisphere.

This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute (especially when deadlines are approaching).

This user's time zone is GMT+8.

Sec

This user is in secondary school.

HIS

This user's favourite subject is History.

This user is a Scorpio.

蛇

This user was born in the year of the Snake.

>56k

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user watches and listens to SBS.

Politics and Beliefs

V	This user is a vegetarian.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

Wikipedia is not censored for minors.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

This user is an environmentalist.

This user supports the use of green energy.

This user supports public transit.

This user supports recycling.

This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.

This user believes that Utilitarianism sucks.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

This user opposes all forms of racism and admires Nelson Mandela.

This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct.

SPUSA

This user supports the Socialist Party USA.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

slm...

This user wishes to learn more about Islam.

agn

This user is interested in agnosticism.

This user supports the United Nations.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

porn	This user enjoys pornography.

This user is heterosexual.

This male user supports feminism.

This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend.

Interests & Tastes

This user is interested in maps.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in religion.

This user is interested in
ancient Israel.

This user is an art lover.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys writing.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys reading science fiction.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series but not the film trilogy. This user may prefer the 1978 animated film to the film trilogy.

—	This user does not like colors.

This user loves using Google Earth.

G	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses LimeWire

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user is a committed flexitarian.

This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.

C₂H₆O-2

This user drinks occasionally.

This user drinks water.

This user enjoys playing blackjack.

PS2	This user prefers the PlayStation 2 over the GameCube and Xbox.

GTA

This user plays the Grand Theft Auto series.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

SI	This user uses the metric system of measurement.

Goody Goody
Yum Yum

This user is a fan of The Goodies.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes his or her own!

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

Dr. Who

"I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"

fan
trekkie
trekker

This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.

ALIEN

This user will never look at spaghetti the same way again.

PULP	This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user plays the guitar.

Greetings, and welcome to my user page (and sorry about the length, I'll get on to that later). Sakhalin Cruschev, is the psuedonym that I use with most of my interactions with Wikipedia, and it is derived from Sakhalin, the Russian island north of Japan that I have an abstract affinity for. My interests include Wikipedia, surfing the net, reading anything that will increase my academic integrity, the GTA series, and John Cale. My main activities on Wikipedia are various, and you will often see me whiling my time away stub-sorting.