Blaster Bates

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Blaster Bates is the name used by Derek McIntosh Bates (February 5, 1923 – September 1, 2006), a British explosives and demolition expert, born in Crewe, who made a series of sound recordings from the 1960s to 1980s, recounting bizarre and funny experiences from his long career, and also tales of his hobbies of motorcycling, hunting and shooting. He was also much in demand as an after-dinner speaker. He spoke with a strong Cheshire accent which could occasionally make it hard to understand him at first hearing. His tales feature much coarse language, and their content is equally strong stuff: once, for instance, he was hired to clear out a farm septic tank with explosives, with predictably gruesome results - uncompromisingly, Bates chose to describe the episode as "The Shower Of Shit Over Cheshire."

He was also famous for carrying sticks of explosive in his pockets, even producing them while giving testimony in trials, to the horror of the court. Most high explosives are harmless unless used with a detonator, but this is not generally understood.

It is reported that he retired from active work in 2001 following a stroke, aged 79. However, he continued his speaking engagements. Although Bates was reported to have died in 2004, apparently from a second stroke, this report later proved false: at this time he was living in the town of Sandbach in Cheshire.

In August 2006, he was admitted to hospital suffering from congestive heart failure, and on September 1 died after a long battle with diabetes. His death was confirmed in the Sandbach edition of local newspaper the Crewe Chronicle.

[edit] Recordings

The titles indicated below have been re-released on CD in the UK.

TNT for Two (CD) (2003) Label : Big Ben
1001 Gelignites
Watch out for the bits (CD) (2002) Label : Big Ben
Laughter with a Bang (CD) (2003) Label: Topic Records
Stand Well Back (VHS Video, PAL format, UK only) - live on stage

Original LP & Cassette Releases Label - Big Ben

Vol1 Laughter with a bang BB00.01/BBMC1 Mono 1967
Vol2 1001 Gelignites BB00.03/BBMC3 Mono 1968
Vol3 TNT for Two BB00.05/BBMC5 Mono 1969
Vol4 Watch out for the bits BB00.07/BBMC7 Mono 1971
Vol5 Lift-off BB00.09/BBMC9 Stereo 1973
Vol6 Gelly Babe BB00.11/BBMC11 Stereo 1975
Vol7 Blastermind BB00.13/BBMC13 Stereo 1980
Vol8 Hunting and Shooting stories BB00.15/BBMC15 Stereo 1984

Other Known recordings

Dunlop footware Promo, extracts from Lift-off on Flexi-disk, given away at stand 36, Harrogate 1978.
Blast it, (Cassette only) compilation.
Blaster Bates with Redditch Controls, Marston Paxman and Norgren at the Stratford Hilton.

Recorded March 1977 and given away as Christmas gift to IMI staff and customers (Label - Tangent).

Bootlegs

Blaster Bates at Huntingdon hall 4th October 2003.

Book

The Master Blaster, pub 1994 Simon Schuster ISBN 0-671-71386-8.

BBC TV Appearances or Contributions

24 Hours 08-March-1966 LCA7927J.

Nelson's Column in Dublin blown up, after the top was blown off. Reporter Alan Whicker. Compilation on demolition.

It takes all sorts 13-03-1967 19SX8562.

Blaster talks about his career. Includes many of his amusing anecdotes. Interviewer: John Hosken.

Now aged 43. Got into demolition by accident. In RAP during the war & learned about explosives there. Now blows up all sorts of things:

"I've got a touch like a midwife".

Art of getting chimneys to drop in exactly the right place.

Has blown himself up - was playing about.

Has put rockets on the back of a motorcycle.

Look North 14-Dec-1970 A:RNL5186T.

Blaster talks to David Seymour about his career and about how many chimneys he's blown up.

Nationwide 25-March-1974 A:LCA3413R.

Blaster demolishes three chimneys.

Old factory chimney, camera pans from l to 2 others.

Blaster arrives, Danger Demolition signs.

Crowd watch.

Blaster retreats.

Blast & 1st chimney falls.

Crowd reaction.

Blaster & assistant run from behind stack.

Blast & it falls neatly behind wall.

Look Stranger - The world of Blaster Bates 06-May-1974 LGF6321T.

Film about Derek 'Blaster Bates' one of England's leading profesional destroyers, who travels the country blasting chimneys, bridges & redundant factories, clearing trenches & canals; he is also a comedian using experience as a blaster.

The Fivepenny piece show 11-May-1979 NMRD805R.

An Outside Broardcast concert from the Poco-a-Poco Theatre Club in Stockport. Fivepenny Piece sing some of their own songs with Blaster as guest.

Nationwide 17-March-1983 D:LCAC311E.

Hugh Scully reports on how Blaster makes a living by blowing up chimneys.

News 30-Sept-1983 ANBC773T.

Blaster demolished a chimney which has been part of Sheffield skyline since 1870.

Sheffield: ms chimney with group of people standing nearby.

Man starts dominos falling on model of chimney, the dominos set off some gelegnite which demolished model chimney.

Actual chimney being demolished.

Look North 30-Sept-1983 RNLF739L,

John Thirlwell reports from Sheffield where a former BSC chimney is being demolished for an extension to Whitbreads Brewery.

from chimney, Bridge Street, Sheffield to marquee.

Inside of marquee with Michael Cairney preparing dominoes.

Blaster explaining charges & spectator.

Blaster saying he does not like dominoes.

Dominoes falling in chair & igniting.

Chimney falls.

Pebble Mill at One 25-Oct-1985 E:NBMH111D.

Josephine Buchan talks to Blaster about the 75th Anniversary of the motorbike & the present exhibition at the NEC.

Windmill-House and home 03-Nov-1985 LCHE133D.

Demolition montarge and clip of a Blaster after dinner speech.

Look North 25-Nov-1985 RNLH348L.

Ken Cooper reports from Sharlston where Blaster demolished a large chimney - including interview with Blaster.

Gosling's Ganders 15-May-1987 RNWC738D.

Gosling meets Blaster at Sandbach & explodes marsh land to make a pond. Blaster tells jokes and clip from The Fivepenny Piece Show.