User talk:Bishzilla

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Congratulations, it's a Zilla! —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 03:57, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Okay, I'm confused. Is this the real Bishonen? – Chacor 07:03, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Proud separate account, grrr! But please see my userpage, check History for great justice, no confusion intended. And I have just moved the post you so rudely deleted, so no worries. (Bishzilla is a learner, and the man doesn't have a talkpage link in his sig!) Bishzilla 07:09, 13 November 2006 (UTC).

Heh, my immediate reaction was "impostor account", sorry. I think I get the gist of it (due to the added confusion of this account's block log, and the move log history of the page). – Chacor 07:11, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Taxman nuked the original abusive account so Her Serene Highness Bishonen could take it over. (Fawningly: don't hurt me, Bishonen!) Check the block log again, please, now much prouder. Bishzilla 07:32, 13 November 2006 (UTC).

[edit] Oops

I officially apologize for my incompetence. Didn't intend for you to stay blocked. Hope that's OK... er, there's a good zilla... aiieeee! *runs away* – Gurch 22:27, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

/me ambles after Gurch to hug him affectionately. Picks him up. The crowd recoils in horror. Bishzilla 22:30, 1 December 2006 (UTC).

[edit] Aaaauuuugh!

Bishzilla has noticed me, I am doomed! Not the claws...anything but the claws, please...Doc Tropics 23:07, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

/me listens in surprise to the squeaky little noises. Picks up the little doc and articulates the arms and legs gently, then less gently. Noises become displeasingly shrill. /me stuffs the little doc in her pocket for sound insulation. Very faint welcoming squeaks are heard from the little ArbCom. Bishzilla 01:09, 2 December 2006 (UTC).

???ArbCom??? I can't tell if that's humor or not; have I gone astray? Doc Tropics 03:00, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

If certain user is to be believed, the reason he was sanctioned by the ArbCom was that Her Serene Highness Bishonen keeps them in her pocket. I used to have a link to a Mailing List post... well, never mind, obviously the man must have been talking about Bishzilla! Big pockets! What is "humor"...? Excuse Zilla ignorance! Newbie! Bishzilla 04:23, 2 December 2006 (UTC).

/Doc realizes he is in good company in the pocket...quiets down...settles in to watch the fun : ) Doc Tropics 04:30, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Munch, munch!

/me eats latest welcome wagon, then starts to eat User:Bastique. Bishzilla not so new any more! Teh bishonen and others (also eaten) already welcomed her ! No templates, please! Ah, both little wagon and little user delicious! Munch, munch! Bishzilla 21:47, 2 December 2006 (UTC).

[edit] HALT!

Or I shall call on the JSDF to help defend tokyo! 80.126.238.189 02:39, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

[/me picks up little user, sniffs him suspiciously. Recognizes him. Is pleased.] Arrrggghhh! Goodsmell! [/me stuffs little user in pocket. Pocket filling up nicely.] Bishzilla | grrrr! 02:55, 13 December 2006 (UTC).

P. S. Little user, time you nominate Bishzilla for admin! Bishzilla all groomed and ready, diploma from admin school! Bishzilla | grrrr! 03:00, 13 December 2006 (UTC).

[edit] Picture sized corrected

The picture on your user page did not reflect accurately the danger Tokyo was in if you were ever to find it. I have corrected this. Hipocrite - «Talk» 20:33, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

		The Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar
		From MONGO to Bishzilla...Bigfoot and Nessie have nothing on us. MONGO 09:54, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] At last

[edit] RRRRAAAAAARRRRRR!

Needed those all myself! Ate them all. Give me more strength for stomp over edit-warriors. Harrrrr! -- Fut.zilla. 20:45, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Solution

Instead of going through a RfA, why not just have a 'crat name-change you? {Slash-|-Talk} 06:11, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Because weenie Bishonen like to hang on to her own bit. She poor excuse for admin, but what Zilla do? Bishzilla | grrrr! 07:29, 26 January 2007 (UTC).

Now that's enough of that, monster. It's Her Serene Highness Bishonen to you, and I'll trouble you to remember it. "Bishonen scared of her", indeed! Bishonen | talk 07:34, 26 January 2007 (UTC).

[edit] An admirer?

Did you know you have an admirer? - User:Larzilla - I've vetted him though and judged him unsuitable. The thought of his progeny unleashed in the world is too unbearable to countenance. Besides, he doesn't have a rotating head, it would never work. --Mcginnly | Natter 15:24, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Arghh. Who not admire kindly, helpful, sexy Zilla? Bishzilla | grrrr! 11:10, 28 January 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Your edits to Teh

Thanks for experimenting with the page teh on Wikipedia. Your recent edit appears to have added obviously incorrect information and has been reverted or removed. All information in our encyclopedia must be verifiable. If you believe the information you added was correct, please cite references or sources or discuss the changes on the article's talk page before making them. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you want to do. Take a look at the welcome page if you would like to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. Thanks. —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 00:49, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Zilla divide the little Bunchofgrapes into separate grapes. Looking good! Bishzilla | grrrr! 00:54, 28 January 2007 (UTC).

That's me all over. —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 01:03, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Barnstar from Ann

		The Resilient Barnstar
		I think you deserve this barnstar for your courageous acceptance of the humiliation of not gaining the mop. Many less fine Wikipedians have left the Project in a huff in similar circumstances. You may be a monster, but you're taking this like a man! Musical Linguist 01:02, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Appreciate, little linguist! There many, many less fine wikipedians! [Brief drumroll on chest.] Bishzilla | grrrr! 22:49, 1 February 2007 (UTC).

I'm proud to have given Bishzilla her very first support. The RfA is still going on, so don't give up hope! Newyorkbrad 22:55, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

"taking this like a man"? What sort of insult is this, I'd ask for an apology. Bishzilla is taking it like a monster! Regards, CFTBL 05:17, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Are you married?

I hope you won't eat me up for asking an impertinent question, but I'd like to know, because if you're not, I have a perfect husband for you. Unfortunately, I can't put a fair use picture on your page, but if you click here, you'll find the monster of your dreams. He eats clocks and parking meters, by the way. Do you think you'd be compatible? Musical Linguist 01:07, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Muzzy? Muzzy? Zilla huge fan! President Muzzy fan club! Go, go, Muzzy! [/me fall into pleasant reverie, mumbling "I'm brave"... "I'm fat"... "I'm pretty... "I'm Norman"... "I'm clevah!"] Muzzy rulez! Bishzilla | grrrr! 01:22, 3 February 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Gimme my massage, dagnabbit!

I came here for a massage, and I'm going to GET a massage!
Just because you're a poorly-drawn monster, that doesn't get you out of your obligations!
So come on, make with the massage! And it better be SWEDISH!

...

... well? *sigh* nobody wants to give me swedish monster massages... Bladestorm 23:46, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

/Zilla massages little user briefly, sadly contemplates squashed, messy result.

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Oops. Bishzilla | grrrr! 00:57, 15 February 2007 (UTC).

• Uhhhhhhh yes I would like a Swedish massage! Now what? Paul August ☎ 01:27, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

/Zilla deposit little Paul gently on talkpage and watch as he gradually realizes what happened to little Bladestorm and starts to witter in circles, consumed with terror. /Zilla smiles benevolently. Zilla learn to avoid Swedish massages! Always learning! Give admin tools to clever Zilla now! Bishzilla | grrrr! 01:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC).

So... where's my Swedish massage? - Ta bu shi da yu 09:22, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

[/Bishzilla shakes her head at the little Ta bu shi da yu, causing a mighty movement of air which makes him fall over.] [Reproachfully] Little user dice with death! Silly! [/me puts the little user in her pocket and lumbers over to the Bishzilla RFA to make sure he !votes correctly. Bishzilla 4 admin! Little user support now! Bishzilla | grrrr! 11:29, 17 February 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Admin

A present from Martial Law to her Most Excellent Majesty: I voted to support you as a Admin. Martial Law 20:20, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bad MONGO

Just thought you should know that I am now intimidating and making veiled threats of violence! GGGRRRRRRRRRRR! I might just yet match your level of mayhem, carnage and destruction!--MONGO 11:54, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Haha, bad little MONGO! Kawaii! [/Zilla put the bad little MONGO in pocket of spiderman suit and start to climb Reichstag] Bishzilla | ROAR 14:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC).

[edit] A parking meter from Ann

A parking meter to feed hungry Zilla, and as a peace offering to make up for my unkind remarks here. Musical Linguist 16:04, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Bishzilla, I apologize for criticizing you at MONGO's talk page. I was going to offer you an apple turnover as well, to make up, but I'm not sure that you eat apple turnovers. So I'm giving you a parking meter instead. Of course, I don't know if you like them, either, but I do know that Muzzy does, so it might be suitable for a nice romantic dinner.

This particular kind of parking meter is hard to find nowadays, so it's considered to be quite a delicacy. I hope you both like it. Musical Linguist 16:04, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

/Bishzilla know how to accept apology in considerate, obliging, well-mannered, polite, kind, courteous, magnanimous, chivalrous, tactful, nice, genteel way! (Bishzilla use online thesaurus, highly recommended. Linguist, too, can acquire voluble, talkative, loquacious, communicative, chatty personality.) Zilla graciously eat parking meter, then steal Danish pastry on Bishonen's page and offer linguist a clock. Blush girlishly at thought of romantic dinner with Muzzy. Bishzilla | ROAR 21:26, 22 February 2007 (UTC).

Thank you for the clock. I'm afraid, though, that I wouldn't be able to digest it, and might damage myself if I tried. Do you mind if I just keep it in my room? Musical Linguist 00:03, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah! such a cunning linguist. --Joopercoopers 02:04, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Massage

Hey, can I get a massage, too? I could really use one - had a bit of a stressful day. Looking forward to a quiet evening! A massage would go nice right about now. --Justanother 03:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

/Bishzilla give little user her famous Rotating Massage, user relaxes into boneless heap. Bishzilla | ROAR 11:57, 24 February 2007 (UTC).

/user oozes off into the sunset, little more than a smear on the pavement, but strangely content. Thanks --Justanother 15:21, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Your edits to a page I cannot mention by name so as not to upset the children

As they say in the movies, "oh be-have". Seriously, though, we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so don't make joke edits. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write whatever you want (as long as it's not offensive). Maybe you should check out Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.

—Bunchofgrapes (talk) 01:08, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] {{uw-notcensored}}

Bunchofgrapes,

Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. However, Wikipedia is not censored, not even to remove profanity or pornography. Please do not remove or censor information that is relevant to the article. Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. Thank you. Bishzilla | ROAR 01:20, 25 February 2007 (UTC).

[edit] little users mad at wrong Justa

little users mad at JustaHulk, put Justanother in jail. Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Justanother‎. Not fair. Justanother not bad, make good edits. JustaHulk not bad, he get mad, make strong mad words. little users get scared. Should put JustaHulk in jail, not Justanother. Make Wikipedia:Requests for comment/JustaHulk --JustaHulk 14:13, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Me can edit here. Me endorse above (me learn that looking at jail with Justanother in it). Me wrote it. --JustaHulk 15:20, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Jail deleted.[1] Hmm, Bishzilla still peckish, dog cutely asleep. Hulk perhaps tasty snack? Bishzilla | ROAR 03:05, 10 March 2007 (UTC).

Good. You good admin. JustaHulk not good snack. JustaHulk maybe poison pill. JustaHulk learn that watching CNN. JustaHulk not bad. Thank you. --JustaHulk 22:38, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Credentials

Bishzilla?

Since there has been some recent controversy surrounding the false assertion of credentials, I was wondering if you might provide some proof that you are in fact a large green fire-breathing monster as you claim. I have had some recent private correspondence that suggests that you are in fact a "cute little basset hound". Paul August ☎ 23:23, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Please note that editors can be blocked for stalking if they post details that would enable others to track down a user's identity in real life. That would included posting a photo without the user's consent. Can we get Paul's edit oversighted? Or can Bishzilla protect herself from potential stalkers? Musical Linguist 12:15, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Ssssstalkerzz are the leassst of Bishzzzilla's worries. No matter what frightened little puppy dog poses as: frightened little lizard or frightened little administrator, its clotted blood will feed my nymphzzzz. Megaguirus 02:36, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

/Bishzilla is interested. Picks up little dog and smells it. Hmmm! Kawaii...? But also delicious smell! Little dog cute pet or tasty snack? Pondering conundrum, Zilla stuffs little dog in pocket for safekeeping, casually slays Megaguirus with a flick of her mighty tail, and lumbers off. Faint comfortable doggy snores are heard from pocket. Bishzilla listens, is pleased, makes her decision. Kawaii! Pet, not snack! Bishzilla | ROAR 03:00, 10 March 2007 (UTC).

[edit] ATTACK MY USERPAGE!

RAWR!!! Real96 20:29, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

/Zilla runs away. Scary little user! Bishzilla _ROARR!!zilla4admin 20:53, 14 March 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Bug report

Over the past few days, there have been several instances in which pages have randomly appeared as much older versions of that page for up to ten minutes or so, making them impossible to edit in their current form. It seems to be some sort of server problem with the cache interface. Anyway, someone told me I should file a Bugzilla report on the matter, but I don't know Bugzilla, so I hope it's okay if I report it here instead. Newyorkbrad 12:14, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Bugzilla good friend! bishzilla _ROARR!! 00:12, 23 March 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Okey dokey :)

Okay, Bishzilla. I'll log out now and have some nice relaxing fun. :)
BTW, who would win in a fight? You, or Bish Kong? Bladestorm 22:11, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Little Bladestorm make joke. Zilla win all fights. [Anxiously: Bish Kong not Bishonen, Zilla hope? Bishonen too scary!] bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:56, 4 April 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Bishzilla like Cookies?

Me hungry. Make cookies. Like smell of yummy cookies. Make more cookies to keep yummy smell. Keep doing so. Then realize that made many many many cookies.. too many for little user to eat. Bishzilla want some? *munch munch much* SirFozzie 04:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Appreciate, little user! Bishzilla like big cookies, small users, parking meters. [/me puts cookies and user in pocket for snack later.] bishzilla _ROARR!! 07:52, 4 April 2007 (UTC). Oh, that little user. No thank you, not hungry today. Bishzilla 08:21, 4 April 2007 (UTC).

[edit] If it please your all mighty zilla-ness

This lowly and scared-of-being-munched user would request an Famous Original (or was it Original Famouse?) spinny firehead message, if you can manage to not squash anything on the way out. -M^ask? 19:22, 5 April 2007 (UTC)