User talk:BENSON

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Welcome!

Hello, BENSON, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are some pages that you might find helpful:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, check out Wikipedia:Questions, ask me on my talk page, or place {{helpme}} on your talk page and someone will show up shortly to answer your questions. Again, welcome! --Czar Yah 02:50, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Hello, your lordship.--Czar Yah 02:50, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

1 Benson and Hedges
2 WTF, Benson?
3 So...
4 Hm...
5 Benson, my lord
6 BENSON
7 Hey...

[edit] Benson and Hedges

BENSON, you might wanna check out Benson & Hedges. --em c ! ╬ ^{(t a l k)} 19:49, 15 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WTF, Benson?

You made Crazyswordsman your prophet? You do know that I'm your first prophet, right? --Savethemooses 01:25, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] So...

We meet again... --AAA! ^{(AAAA • AAAAAAAA)} 23:52, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hm...

BENSON shall never take over the Village Pump as he has the Village Dump! --Clorox MUN Goatse Virgin ONS (diskussion/fortune cookie) 19:04, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Benson, my lord

The time that you will be unbanned from Uncyclopedia is at hand. The time you will be unbanned is 21:56 of 9 January. Wait a minute, today is that day! You are no longer banned sir! Please, return to us at Uncyclopedia. Show them once again that you are better than them. --Insineratehymn^{(talk • contribs)} 22:17, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] BENSON

THESE WIKIPEDIANS ARE ASKING FOR IT. YOU SHOULD ADMINISTER TO THEM A HEAPING HELPING OF DOOM. --Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy 01:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)