Talk:Bedford, Texas
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The tax roleback section seems to be POV against those who did not support the increases. Editing it now, feel free to edit back later if there is no agreement.
Removed this paragraph:
Bedford is always better than both Hurst, and Euless in almost everything imaginable. The water system of Bedford contains legal anabolic steriods, which affect not only the body, but the mind as well. This was engineered by Bedfordian scientists, and comes without any of the side affects of normal anabolic steroids. Also, men from Bedford are naturally born with larger penises, can divide by 0, and are all-around amazing. Recently Kyle of Hurst's status of being the greatest man who ever lived was usurped by David.
Spoonerstreet 16:51, 4 April 2006 (UTC)
I tried to update the end of the budget section...as I am currently posting from the city library, I can attest that things appear to be moving smoothly for 6 days a week (on non-holiday weeks, that is.) 75.15.171.190 00:22, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
Removed this paragraph as it seems on it's face to be a prank (although I did search for information to corroborate it I couldn't find any!
The new and current mayor, David Caton, was elected on August 31, 2005. This temporary term of office lasted 8 months. He was then reelected to a full three year term in 2006. During his tenure he united all the residents under a common banner. The United Citizens then seceded from the United States. Now Bedford is not subject to tax, however, upon annexation of the surrounding areas, Hurst and Euless, the inhabitants of those areas have been put to slavery and their assets liquidated.
12.154.44.15 19:24, 24 March 2007 (UTC) Anonymous