Beard Boys

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Beard Boys is an episode of the animated series Beavis and Butt-head.

[edit] Plot

After watching a show on TV about a man with a beard getting women, the boys decide to grow beards of their own. After trying unsuccessfully to do it naturally, they cut each other's hair (very poorly) and glue it on their faces with industrial strength glue. They then head to the mall to try to pick up women, and fail. They do meet two women that say that beards went out a long time ago and that they will date them in several years time after they shave. Afterwards, the boys head home and use a blunt and dirty razor to try to shave, seemingly with gruesome results (the show cuts out before anything happens, although Beavis comments that Butt-head looks cool after "shaving" him).

[edit] Quotes

• Butt-head: (reading glue warning) Hey Beavis, it says "Use on wood".
• Butt-head: We're so smooth, we have beards on our hands
• Butt-head: (blacked-out: got cut with a razor by Beavis) You asswipe!

Beavis: Whoa! You look really cool now. Damn you're smooth.