Bart of War

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The Simpsons episode
"Bart of War"
Episode no. 312
Prod. code EABF16
Orig. Airdate May 18, 2003
Written by Marc Wilmore
Directed by Michael Polcino
Chalkboard Sandwiches should not contain sand
Couch gag Giant baby picks up family
Guest star None
SNPP capsule
Season 14
November 3, 2002May 18, 2003
  1. Treehouse of Horror XIII
  2. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
  3. Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
  4. Large Marge
  5. Helter Shelter
  6. The Great Louse Detective
  7. Special Edna
  8. The Dad Who Knew Too Little
  9. Strong Arms of the Ma
  10. Pray Anything
  11. Barting Over
  12. I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
  13. A Star is Born-Again
  14. Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
  15. C.E. D'oh
  16. 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
  17. Three Gays of the Condo
  18. Dude, Where's My Ranch?
  19. Old Yeller Belly
  20. Brake My Wife, Please
  21. Bart of War
  22. Moe Baby Blues
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Bart of War is an episode of the fourteenth season of The Simpsons that aired on May 18, 2003. Unusually, the episode first aired in Australia two weeks earlier than the US premiere, on May 4[citation needed].

[edit] Synopsis

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When Marge sees Bart and Milhouse incited to violence after watching an episode of South Park, she tries to turn them onto some good television on the PAX television network. They run out of the room and find themselves outside and bored. After tying a thread to a fly that lands itself inside of the Flanders home, Bart and Milhouse find themselves inside the home, unsupervised. They cause some damage and find Ned's collection of Beatles memorabilia. They drink from cans of a 40-year-old novelty beverage and start to hallucinate, with Bart seeing Milhouse as John Lennon through various stages of his life. Ned and the boys return to their home to find the house "slightly askew," and they flee to their panic room and call the police. The police arrive and capture the boys and Bart pleads that their parents not be called. The parents are called and as part of Bart and Milhouse's punishment, they are sentenced to spending all their times under parent supervision. Bart is also no longer allowed to play with Milhouse, who Marge believes incites Bart into his bad behavior.

Bart joins the "Pre-Teen Braves" and Homer becomes the tribe leader. When Homer fails in his leadership skills, Marge takes over. Marge takes the boys on a nature walk and they meet a Native American who shows them a field that is in need of restoration. The "Pre-Teen Braves" return to the field to begin their clean-up effort, only to discover that the "Cavalry Kids", that Milhouse and his father are members of, have already done the job. The two groups go to war and try to outdo each other in doing good. When the opportunity to become batboys at a Springfield Isotopes game is on the line, the two sides redouble their efforts for their candy sales. The "Pre-Teen Braves" lace the "Cavalry Kids" candy bars with laxatives and believe they are going to win.

Unfortunately for them, the senior citizens, in a need of relief from constipation, buy the "Cavalry Kids" a win. At the Isotopes game, the "Cavalry Kids" are delayed from arriving and the "Pre-Teen Braves" take their place singing their version of the national anthem. The crowd becomes angered by the version of the anthem that is being sung and when the real "Cavalry Kids" arrive, a fight breaks out between everyone in the crowd. When the image of Marge crying is shown on the Jumbotron, the fighting ends and the sweet soothing hymn of the national anthem of Canada is sung by all present. In the end, Bart and Milhouse sum it up by saying that they've learned that: "War is not the answer--except to all of America's problems."

[edit] Trivia

South Park as seen in this episode
South Park as seen in this episode
  • After a nod to The Simpsons appeared on South Park in the episode "Simpsons Already Did It", this show returns the "compliment." Bart makes a comment about the show staying fresh after 43 episodes, but in fact South Park had been going on for twice as long (Similarly, Butters makes a comment about watching all 132 Simpsons episodes twice, when the number was twice that).
  • In this Simpsons episode, Kenny McCormick, maybe because he'd died in Kenny Dies and his soul is inside of Cartman, and he was killed in the episode so they're both killed.
  • When Bart and Milhouse leave after Marge turns on PAX (now i), it alludes to the fact that almost no one watches the network (see main page for details)
  • During the singing of the national anthem of Canada, Marge is seen waving two flags, Canada's and Quebec's, one of Canada's provinces. Quebec is the only province that has had referendums to become its own country, although the referendums were unsuccessful.
  • When Lou talks about Eddie sleeping with his ex wife, he may have been referring to his ex wife Amy who was also mentioned in episode EABF03 "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"

On The Many Faces of Homer poster, the one with him in the Indian Chief uniform is advertised as Little Big Mom

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