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This page wasn't deleted per se, and after failing 2 attempts at AfD, its opponents renamed the page and "cleaned it up" by blanking out virtually the whole list, which has remained buried in the page's history ever since - until now. This list apparently contains "original research". That is, many of the terms included below are believed to have been made up by the Wikipedians who posted them. If you have any more slang terms or neologisms to add, go ahead. I also suggest you check out the Wikipedia article List of shock sites if you enjoyed the humor on this article (the link provided is to the most complete version, before much of the list was deleted - this is BJAODN, after all).

Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, sexuality, sexual activity, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them. A quintessential example is the slang term fuck for sexual intercourse. Other common examples include the term blow job for oral sex or jerking off for masturbation.

In the popular jargon of many cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of human society, and crude humor is seen as having a place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths in the rituals of growing up. It often is one way for youths to test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the larger community.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, in which much of the appeal lies in the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" is a song by the Bloodhound Gang in which all the lyrics are slang for sexual intercourse.

Sexual slang headwords in WikiSaurus

sexual intercourse sexual partner prostitute promiscuous woman

heterosexual homosexual bisexual masturbate

pregnant erection nude mistress

Contents 1 Activities 1.1 Full session of sexual activity 1.2 Kissing 1.3 Foreplay not otherwise classified 1.4 Sexual intercourse 1.4.1 Vaginal intercourse (coitus) 1.4.1.1 A 1.4.1.2 B 1.4.1.3 C 1.4.1.4 D 1.4.1.5 E 1.4.1.6 F 1.4.1.7 G 1.4.1.8 H 1.4.1.9 I 1.4.1.10 J 1.4.1.11 K 1.4.1.12 L 1.4.1.13 M 1.4.1.14 N 1.4.1.15 O 1.4.1.16 P 1.4.1.17 Q 1.4.1.18 R 1.4.1.19 S 1.4.1.20 T 1.4.1.21 U 1.4.1.22 V 1.4.1.23 W 1.4.1.24 Y 1.4.1.25 Z 1.4.2 Anal intercourse 1.4.2.1 A-C 1.4.2.2 D-G 1.4.2.3 H-S 1.4.2.4 T-Z 1.5 Oral sex 1.5.1 General terms for oral sex 1.5.2 Cunnilingus 1.5.2.1 A-P 1.5.2.2 Q-Z 1.5.3 Fellatio 1.5.3.1 A-P 1.5.3.2 Q-Z 1.5.4 Mutual oral sex 1.5.5 Analingus 1.6 Frottage 1.7 Masturbation 1.7.1 Generic 1.7.2 Male masturbation 1.7.2.1 A-D 1.7.2.2 E-K 1.7.2.3 L-M 1.7.2.4 N-R 1.7.2.5 S-Z 1.7.3 Female masturbation 1.7.4 Mutual or group masturbation 1.7.5 Non-English expressions 1.8 Group sex 2 Other practices 2.1 Other Practices A - C 2.2 Other Practices D - G 2.3 Other Practices H - K 2.4 Other Practices L - R 2.5 Other Practices S - Z 3 Post-coital Activities 4 Sexual Stimulation 4.1 Dildos 4.2 Pornography 5 Condom Slang 6 Penis 7 Vagina 8 Physiological processes 8.1 Erection 8.2 Female Arousal 8.3 Menstruation 8.4 Pregnancy 8.5 Orgasm (male and female) 8.6 Ejaculate (semen and sperm) 8.6.1 A-J 8.6.2 K-S 8.6.3 T-Z 8.7 Vaginal secretions and sounds 8.8 Smegma 9 Venereal diseases (STDs) 10 Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission 10.1 Condom (male) 11 People 11.1 General 11.2 Homosexual 12 Prostitute 12.1 General terms for Prostitute 12.2 Male prostitute 12.3 Female prostitute 12.3.1 A-M 12.3.2 N-Z 13 Crime 13.1 Incest 14 Pedophilia 14.1 A-N 14.2 O-Z 15 Rape 16 Necrophilia 17 See also 18 External links

[edit] Activities

[edit] Full session of sexual activity

A group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball, is in particular circulation among Americans. Details vary, but most criteria are similar.

• First base - Kissing, especially "French" kissing.
• Second base - Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts or genitals.
• Third base - Depending on the speaker, either full nudity or a non-intercourse orgasm (especially when resulting from oral sex) or dry humping (clothed genital to genital stimulation).
• Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.; sometimes "Fourth Base") - Sexual intercourse.
• Grand Slam - Engaging in anal sex or other advanced sexual activity.

A common mnemonic device for the bases is 4F: "French, feel, finger, fuck."

Anal sex is sometimes also referred to as "extra innings," "the dugout," or "fifth base."

Masturbation is often referred to as "laying down a bunt" or "running the bases alone", or "batting practice."

[edit] Kissing

Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.

• Bagging off
• Charving (Irish)
• Dating (Irish)
• Draggin (Trinidad youth term common during the 1990's)
• Eating dinner (involves tongue)
• Eating Pears (refers to the sounds made while kissing) Mimi&Boo
• Feeking (Irish)
• Frenching (involves tongue)
• Getting off (British)
• Getting on (British)
• Going away with (Irish)
• Grabbing (common among teens)
• Hooking up (common among teens)
• Interfacing
• Ligging Out
• Lip-lock (in a)
• Lip Wrestling
• Macking
• Making out
• Meeting (Irish/Scouse)
• Mugging down (Texas A&M University)
• Necking
• Parking (1950s slang, involves a car)
• Pashing
• Playing "Tic-Tac-Toe" (Eastern United States)
• Popping Tongue(Bajan/Barbadian)
• Pulling (British)
• Shifting (Irish)
• Scoring (Irish)
• Smooching
• Snogging
• Sparking
• Sucking face
• Sucking skin
• Swapping spit
• Tapping off
• The washing machine (involves tongue)
• Tongue wars
• Tongue Wrestling
• Tonsil-hockey (involves tongue)
• Tonsil-tennis (involves tongue)
• Watching submarine races ("What couples do when parked at the river side at night")
• Winched (Glaswegian Slang)
• Doin' the Peter thing

[edit] Foreplay not otherwise classified

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

[edit] Sexual intercourse

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

[edit] Vaginal intercourse (coitus)

Vaginal intercourse is when the penis is inserted into the vagina, and pushed in and pulled out (though usually not all the way out) repeatedly.

[edit] Anal intercourse

See also: Top and Bottom.

[edit] Oral sex

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

[edit] Frottage

• dry humping
• thigh fucking
• thigh job
• phrot
• swordfighting
• cockrub
• penis fencing
• bumping dicks
• frication
• cock knocking
• the Woodberry Hello
• Willy Wars
• the Princeton Rub
• tribbing
• bumping fur
• bumping cunts
• cumping bunts
• scissoring
• scissorfighting
• Bumpin Beavers

[edit] Masturbation

There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.

[edit] Female masturbation

[edit] Mutual or group masturbation

Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.

• Bread game
• Bukkake
• Butter the Toast/Bread (Circle Jerk Game)
• Circle jerk
• Hot potato
• Jacking and jilling off
• Limp Biscuit
• Pass the cup!
• Reach Around (while receiving anal sex)
• Soggy Biscuit (English boys public school)
• Soggy Marie (South Africa - Circle Jerk Game with a "Marie Biscuit" in the middle)
• Texas Hold'em
• Triscuit game
• Mookie Cookie
• Mother loving crap monger

[edit] Non-English expressions

Male masturbation in Cantonese and standard Chinese translates as hitting the airplane, or in popular slang in Taiwan as polishing the gun or firing the pistol. The Turkish expression translates literally to pull 31.

The act of 'pitching a tent' in Japanese can be referred to as "Mokkori!" An expression popularized by main character Ryo Saeba in the manga/anime story 'City Hunter'. City Hunter was first published in manga form by writer and artists Hojo Tsukasa in 1985 under publisher Shonen Jump Magazine.

[edit] Group sex

Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two people at the same time.

• Airtight, when all body orifices are filled.
• Bacanal (Brazil) (probably from Bacchanalia)
• Circle jerk
• Cluster fuck, leading to the "pivot man in a cluster fuck." May or may not be a good place to be.
• Conga line
• Daisy chain (U.K.)
• Dog Pile
• Double Meat Medley
• DP, Double Penetration (When a woman is entered anally and in her vagina simultaneously)
• DVDA (Double Vaginal, Double Anal as explained in Orgazmo)
• Finger cuffs
• Fuck fight
• Fuck fest
• Gangbang/Gang bang
• Lumberjack
• Mob screw
• Musical Beds
• Orgy
• Run a train
• Sandwich
• Saamuhika sringaram (Telugu)
• Shagging contest
• (Spit) Roast
• Suruba (Brazil)
• Taking up a collection
• Threesome
• Three-way
• TP, Triple Penetration (When a woman is entered anally, orally, and in her vagina simultaneously)
• Training

[edit] Other practices

It should be noted that many of the following practices are not performed in actuality, but only exist as part of urban lore.

[edit] Other Practices A - C

• 1970's Gas Crisis: Inserting a length of plastic tube into your partner's anus, then sucking on it. So named because it resembles the act of siphoning gas prevalent during the fuel shortages of the 1970s.
• Abraham Lincoln: Shaving one's pubic hair and keeping it, then ejaculating on a partner's face and throwing the pubic hair on their face so that it sticks.
• Alabama Cupcake: The act of leaving the female's diaphragm, full of feces, on the pillow next to her in the morning.
• Alex & Stu reach around- When two men have gay sex in a bathroom.
• Alaskan Dragon: Where the man ejaculates into the woman's mouth, and she then puffs out her cheeks and the man presses them in again forcefully, causing the semen to spew out like a dragon's fire.
• Alaska Pipeline: Anally penetrating the partner with a turd that has been left in the freezer for a period of time sufficient for complete solidification.
• Alpine Surprise: Receiving fellatio from a partner who just ate an Altoid.
• Angry Dragon: When a girl is giving you oral sex, just as you are about to ejaculate, grab the back of her head and thrust as hard as you can and whisper in her ear that you have AIDS just as you cum. She will freak out and try to spit the cum out, but it will come out of her nose instead of her mouth.
• Angry Pirate: When one is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, shoots semen in one of the female's eyes, kicking one of her legs, and running away. The result is an angry girl who cannot see out of one eye (the eyepatch) and has trouble walking on one of her legs (the pegleg).
• Arabian Goggles: While getting a blowjob, the blowee places a single testicle in each eyesocket of the "blower".
• Asian Steamer aka Cleveland Steamer: Defecating on plastic wrap which is over a person's face.
• Atomic Upper-Decker Blumpkin: Receiving a blumpkin while dropping a turd into the toilet tank while sitting on the top of a bathroom stall.
• Bagpiping: The masturbation of the penis with an armpit
• Bismark: Leaping from any distance with the express intent of ending in insertion.
• Blumpkin/Grumpkin/Dumpkin: Getting a blowjob while defecating. Mainly used on the toilet or in nature.
• Brown Neck Tie: After engaging in anal sex, the man pulls out and has sex with her tits, leaving the impression of a brown neck tie.
• Bucking Bronco, The: While engaged in anal sex with a female partner, the male suddenly grabs and firmly squeezes the Hell out of her tits while screaming another woman's name. Then he tries to hold his mount while the female bucks wildly.
• Carpet Cleaner: During doggy-style sex, picking the girl up and pushing her face through the carpet whilst restraining her arms.
• Chellerina, The: Defecating and urinating on one's partner while giving him a blowjob
• Claire, The: While the girl is attempting a cowgirl-toe-tug, giving her a swift punch to the back of the head (or see donkey punch)
• Cleveland steamer/Hot Lunch/Pasadena mudslide: Defecating on a partner's chest
• Coffeegrinder: To crush dried feces on a person's forehead with one's penis.
• Columbus Cummerbun: Defecating, usually with diarreah, into your parter's navel then either licking it or smearing it over their stomach
• Combat Jack: Jerking off, or engaging in any sexual activity while in a combat zone, i.e. The poor bastards in Iraq that have to rub one off on guard duty.
• Crime Scene Sex/Crimson Flow/Crimson Wave: Sex during the woman's menstrual cycle
• Cuban Chili Dog: Having a girl suck you off after anal sex. (aka ass-to-mouth)

[edit] Other Practices D - G

• Davy Crockett: The act of wearing a chick's beaver as a hat, thereby allowing one to look like Davy Crockett.
• Dirty Dog: After Anal sex, performing oral sex on the unwashed penis.
• Dirt Biking: When a man takes a dump on a girl's chest and then titty fucks her. Leaving skid marks on the face is optional.
• Dirty Sanchez: After Anal sex, pulling out the feces-/cum-covered penis, and wiping it across the sexual partner's face, creating a mustache-like appearance.
• Dirty Shirley: Ejaculates into the ear of a sexual partner, either intentionally or accidentally.
• Dog in the Bathtub - Inserting both testicles in the vagina, while the penis is interted into the anus. This maneuver is said to be as difficult as getting a dog to stay in the bathtub. Not sure this is even physically possible.
• Donkey punch: While doing your partner from behind, immediately before ejaculating, you punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis, resulting in a greater orgasm.
• Donkey Punch Balcony Throw: While doing your partner from behind on a balcony, immediately before ejaculating, you punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis, resulting in a greater orgasm. Then reaching under them and raising their body so they fly over the railing and fall to their death.
• Double Master Blaster: Reaching orgasm from fellatio while smoking a crackpipe.
• Double Dribbling: The acting of stuffing both of ones testicles into a woman's vagina either before, during or after sexual intercourse.
• Double Trouble: Act of fondling a woman's breasts during anal sex
• Double Punch Slap Punch : Giving female partner swift punch to the jaw forcing the mouth to open then as swiftly punching in the back of the neck to temporarily paralyze the partner while forcing penis down the throat then slapping to withdraw from paralasys and ejacualating in the throat causing her to gag, if so a swift and painful punch to the nose and a Hot Lunch
• Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets.
• Elephant Walk - alledged fraternity hazing practice in which the pledges are forced to line up and insert their thumbs in the anus of the guy in front of him while using the other hand to hold the guy's testicles. This is done in a circle so everyone is penetrating while being penetrated. The pledges are then forced to walk around in a circle.
• Feeding the Elephant: Inserting peanuts into a male urethra.
• Felching: Act of sucking semen out of an anus.
• Felching(2): Act of putting small rodents into the anus, usually using a tube of some sort to allow the rodent access (may also be known as mousing and gerbiling). An urban legend has this as Richard Gere's fetish.
• Glass-Bottom Boat: One partner lays under a glass table, a piece of plastic or Saran Wrap while the other partner defecates upon the surface.
• Flesh Bong: Smoking Cannabis from a woman's vagina.
• Flying Dutchman - performed when in doggy-style or some other position from behind. The male will pull out for a second, remove the condom, and quickly reinsert the penis. This is done quickly so that the partner does not notice.
• Four Amigos, The: When four seemingly heterosexual adolescents get bored and decide to mutually masturbate each other, while inserting their fists into their respective anuses. Very common in wealthy northwest suburbs of Chicago, near or around Crystal Lake.
• Freakin' Dat Bitch: Inserting one's balls into a female's anus, then "flapping the dick down" into her vaginal cavity.
• Fuel Pump: Urinating in your partner's vagina/rectum during sex.
• Gleesome threesome: the act of penetrating jess windram both in the anus and vagina at the same time. (AKA. the tim n jess trick)
• Glory Hole: Anonymous sex, usually gay, through a hole in a toilet partition or peep show partition.
• Golden Enema: Urinating in partner's bowels during anal sex.
• Golden Showers: Act of urinating on a partner for sexual pleasure. Also known as watersports.
• Gorilla Mask: Act of saving up shaven off pubic hair, ejaculating on your partner's face, then throwing the pubic hair on your partner's semen covered face, where it sticks.

[edit] Other Practices H - K

• Hot Carl: Feces are wrapped in cellophane and placed in a partners mouth.
• Hot Lunch: Dropping a log in a partners mouth.
• Houdini: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partner's back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around. (also known as Philly Fake-Out)
• Houdini (alternate): During sex doggy-style, pushing your partner's face into the pillow just before you climax, then running out of their room and/or house and/or life forever. Can be combined with the Houdini Supreme.
• Houdini Reversal: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, ejaculating on your partner's back to seem like you spit, then spitting in their face when they turn around. (also known as Reverse Philly Fake-Out)
• Houdini Supreme: Act of having sex doggy-style, while the woman can see out of a window. The man pulls out and another man secretly enters and continues. The first partner appears outside the window and waves.
• Houdini Hills: Act of having sex doggy-style, in the dark, while the woman can see out of a window. The man pulls out and another man secretly enters and continues. The woman is told to close her eyes and two other men enter the room (expectedly from a closet) and beat the woman as the first partner appears outside the window and waves.
• Jackpot: the act of putting coins in a girls vagina and punching her in the stomach causing the coins to fall out after which the male screams "jackpot!"
• Jelly Doughnut: The act of a man ejaculating on a person's face (generally following fellatio), after which the man strikes the partner's nose. The ensuing blood mixes with the semen, giving the impression of red fruit jelly.
• Jedi Mind Trick: Intercourse while repeating the phrase "You're not being fucked... You're not being fucked."
• Josh, The: The act of masterbating while fingering oneself in the rectum.
• Juiceboxing: The act of sticking a straw into a girl's vagina and sucking out all the fluids you can get.
• Justin, The: A variation on "The Josh," it is the act of masterbating with one's entire fist in one's ass.

[edit] Other Practices L - R

• Leaving a Melvin Rice: After ejaculation defecating on your partners head
• Mandana: Act of ejaculating on a person's forehead so the result resembles a bandana
• Mashed potatoes: First you cum (the potatoes) on the girl's face, then you diarrhea (the gravy) on top of that.
• Merry-go-Round: While having intercourse and your partner is sitting on top, you grab her and spin her around, your penis being the axel.
• Metal Gear RAY: When you're ready to ejaculate, you punch the girl in the leg, and when she opens her mouth to scream, you shoot your semen into her mouth.
• Milk DUD: Anal Sex after injecting herion into to anus. (common among homeless).
• Muddy snowball: Anal sex, then ejaculating in the partner's mouth where it's held, then the semen is passed back to the anus penetrator
• Nicolaescu, the: when a guy jerks off and shits in his hand, while watching John Baystack workout video.
• No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo
• Nosejob, The: Act of ejaculating in the partner's nose then covering the mouth until they are forced to inhale.
• One-Eyed Sailor: Act of poking a woman in one eye with the penis and ejaculating in the other after fellatio.
• Paddlecocking: A technique invented by Kaz, which involves one hand on the shaft and the other fist up the ass.
• Peg-legged Pirate: Similar to the One-Eyed Sailor, ejaculaton in the partner's eye after fellatio, followed by a swift kick in one of the shins.
• Pearl Necklace: Act of ejaculating on a person's neck so the result resembles a pearl necklace
• Pink Sock: After Donkey-Punching your partner, pulling out while the anus is still contracted. The piece of rectum that comes out with it is known as the Pink Sock.
• Pittsburgh Platter: Variation on Cleveland Steamer.
• Plate Job: Lying under a glass-topped table while someone sits on the table and defecates.
• Poodini: Similar to the Houdini, also often called the "dreaded" Poodini. After initiating sex in doggy-style, consume laxatives and pull out while spilling excess laxative onto the back of the sexual partner. When the partner, believing the ejaculate has landed on his or her back, turns around, proceed to spray fecal matter into his or her mouth.
• Pop-eye: Blowing a load in your partners eye/s during oral sex.
• Portuguese Breakfast: An esoteric form of cunnilingus involving raw eggs.
• Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an ex-lover's name (Or telling him/her you have AIDS). You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top. Also known as "Rodeo"
• Rim Job: Licking the inside and general region of another's anus.
• Rusty Trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him.

[edit] Other Practices S - Z

• Screaming Eagle: While having sex in a sandy area, such as a beach, pulling the penis out of the vagina, dipping it in sand, and inserting it back in forcefully. Can also be done with the anus.
• Skull Fucking: The act of penatrating and having intercourse with an empty eye socket, usually preceded by the gouging out of eye(s).
• Shocker: While masterbating the female with two fingers, the man then inserts another finger into the women's anus. The act is also referred to as "two in the pink one in the stink" or "the fun gun".
• Mega-Shocker: Taking both his hands the male places them palms together, links his ring fingers only and inserts both sets of index and middle fingers (4 total) into the vagina, and his pinky finger set (2 total) into her anus.
• Rainbow-Kiss: Mutual oral sex whereby the dude goes down on his woman during her period - laps up some of her fluids. When you jizz in her mouth, you both french kiss eachother, swapping fluids. 'A la Rainbow Kiss'.
• Omega-Shocker: the male makes two fists and, smiling, insert one into her vagina, and one into her anus.
• Sniffing Josh: Sniffing your finger after fingering yourself or someone else in the rectum.
• Snowballing: When the male ejaculates in the females mouth and she holds the semen inside right before she passes it to her partner by French kissing him. Can also be practiced between two women after one receives the semen.
• Snow Plow: While doing a woman from behind, grab both of her arms and push her across the floor.
• Sploshing (UK): Sexual stimulation by smearing oneself with food.
• The Inside Job/The Secret Handshake: When a girl fists herself, the man inserts his dick, and she jacks him off.
• Strawberry Shortcake: Punching one's lover in the face after ejaculating on it (allusion to the mixture of blood and cum). Also known as Strawberry Daquiri.
• Tastycake: Refers to a male ejaculating into the mouth of a partner who is performing oral sex after previously deficating into their mouth thus providing a "cream filling inside the chocolate"
• Texas Oil Rig- As part of an anal intercource, lying on your back while a partner rides you, then pulling off right before ejaculating, getting jacked off, and then licking up your own load greedily.
• Texas Pete: Receiving fellatio from a partner who just swallowed a bottle of Texas Pete hotsauce.
• The Tony Danza: While engaging in intercourse the male asks the female who is the boss. To which the female will most likely answer that the male is. The male then slaps or punches the female and tells her that Tony Danza is the boss.
• The Tone: The act of putting the testicles in the anus whilst simultaneously flipping the penis down into the vagina.
• Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio. Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking" or F.C.B (Facial cock beating) in some parts of the south west United States. Also known as "Giving Her a Mushroom Bruise"
• Triple Dagger: When Tina is triple penetrated by Nick, Ferd and Jamie at the same time. Also known as 'Tina Warming Party.'
• Uncle's Shresh's Special: The act of defacating into the partner's mouth shortly after climax and afterward yelling, "Thank you, come again!" The partner should preferable run away immediately afterward to be replaced by a donkey with a penis that measure >= 18 inches.
• Unlucky Number, The: Similar to the shocker, except the partner inserts all fingers, thumbs, testicles, and the penis in the woman's ass. Hence, 0 in the pink, 13 in the stink, or the "unlucky number."
• White Dragon: When the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth and forces his penis in for long enough that she chokes and forces the cum out through her nose. Also known as The Angry Dragon, The Sticky Dragon, or The Fire-Breathing Dragon.
• White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.
• Windram: To masturbate someone's penis into ones face with the intentions of getting ejaculated on
• X Marks the Spot: Rubbing your penis on your partner's back after anal sex or after menstration.

[edit] Post-coital Activities

• Dropping the bomb: the excretion of semen from a woman's vagina on her visit to the toilet, shortly after having sex
• Sleeping in the wet patch: to sleep in the place where the semen fell
• Waving the white flag: when a man has tissue paper stuck to his penis after wiping away his semen

[edit] Sexual Stimulation

[edit] Dildos

A dildo is an artificial penis.

[edit] Pornography

Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, often of artistic as well as erotic value, intended to stimulate sexual desire.

[edit] Condom Slang

1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12) If you go into heat, package your meat 13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis 14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse 15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18) The right selection, is to protect your erection 19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil 20) A crank with armor, will never harm her 21) If you really love her, wear a cover 22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake 23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket 25) No glove, no love 26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye 27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver 28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax 29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt 30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown 31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam 32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed 33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink 34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground 35) Cloak the joker before you poke her 36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch 37) Cape your throbber before you bob her 38) After detection sheath your erection 39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate 40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser 41) Cover that lumber before you pump her 42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle 44) House your noodle then release your strudel 45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound 46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey 47) Cage that snake then shake and bake 48) Cover your peter it will be much neater 49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore 50) It's always funky to cage your monkey 51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy 52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb 53) It's not much money to catch your honey 54) Don't be a fool cover your tool 55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch 56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche 57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool 58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive 59) Contain that sputum before you use him 60) Restrain your log then plow her bog 61) Glove your pecker before you check her 62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her 63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize) 64) Cover old pete then grind her meat 65) Guard your peter before you meet her 66) Check your list before you tryst 67) Wrap your bate before you mate 68) Can your worm before you squirm 69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe 70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard 71) Bag the mole then do her hole 72) Cuff your carrot before you share it 73) Jail your number then call the plumber 74) Cover your vein then drive her insane 75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle 76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink 77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern 78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry 79) Wrap that spout then bore her out 80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain 81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge 82) Shroud your trout then make her shout 83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky 84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers 85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout 86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel 87) Cover your steamer before you ream her 88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish 89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass 90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret 91) Clothe the boner before you hone her 92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection! 93) Cork your pump or you don't hump 94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs 95) Dress that erection to make a deflection 96) Contain that shanker before you spank her 97) Cap that seeder before you breed her 98) Stop the stream before you cream 99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder 100) Protect your screw to catch that glue 101) Package your meat for a real neat treat 102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun 103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her 104) Garage the tractor then attack her 105) Net that grass hopper before you pop her 106) Sock that wanger before you bang her 107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser 108) Trim your hardwood then do her real good 109) Garnish your oak then give her a poke 110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate 111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate 112) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates 113) Catch that goat before it bloats 114) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen 115) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her 116) Prune that stalk then make her squawk 117) Wrap that rod then please her bod 118) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife 119) House that bottle then mash her throttle 120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash 121) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle 122) Can your knob then throb her swab 123) Contain old Doug then clean her rug 124) Cover your limb before you swim 125) Retain your bailer then impail her 126) Rope your dope then make some soap 127) Net your salamander then make salad in her 128) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper 129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds 130) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft 131) Cover your stone before you bone 132) House your hose then curl her toes 133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass 134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch 135) Shield your rocks then pond her box 136) Cover old sly then do her dry 137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail 138) Glove your chimney before you come in me 139) If your nude tube your dude 140) Cloak your hitter then go split her 141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her 142) Can your spam then bam that mam 143) Corral your ram then slice her ham 144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver 145) Twist your wick then stick that prick 146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart 147) Shed old spot then do her slot 148) Drawer your pip then split her lips 149) Contain that leach then mash her peach 150) Bag your elm then take the helm 151) Constrain your gem to catch the flem 152) Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these 153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot 154) Survey your land then plant her stand 155) Before you drive her protect that diver 156) Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt 157) Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her 158) Cover you post then slice her roast 159) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey 160) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon 161) Contain that viper before you pipe her 162) Wrap your whopper, then go bop her 163) Protect your cock with the sock. 164) Slip it on before you slip it in. 165) Don't leave it to God, cover your rod. 164) Do a good deed, don't spill your seed. 165) Tub that sub then rub her hub 166) Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen 167) Dam your giver then fill her quiver

[edit] Penis

• Cock
• Dick
• Ding-a-ling
• Dong
• Fuck meat
• Heat seeking moisture missile
• Hot dog
• Hot rod
• Johnson
• Joy stick
• Knob
• Meat
• Mr. Henry
• (the) Muscle that spits
• One-eyed trouser snake
• Peter
• Pool stick
• Prick
• Pride 'n' joy
• Shlong
• Spiny Norman
• Ten-inch
• Thing
• Thingy
• Tool
• Tube steak
• Wang
• Weiner
• Willy
• Whatyamacallit

[edit] Vagina

• Box
• Box of cow tongues
• Cunt
• Fanny - UK
• Gash
• Glory Hole
• Heaven on Earth
• Hole
• Meat Curtains
• Pink
• Pink Taco
• Pussy
• Snatch

[edit] Physiological processes

[edit] Erection

An erection is the hardening of the penis.

• Boner
• Breakfast Burrito (Morning erection)
• Charming the anaconda
• Chubby
• Enutchuck
• Flag pole
• Flesh Tampon
• Full-on
• Half Mongrel (Australian term for semi-erect))
• Hard-on
• Homemade sundial
• K-2
• Loaded
• Lob-on (in a semi-erect state)
• Morning wood, morning glory, or sunrise surprise (a penile erection males experience upon waking)
• phallus erectus
• pitch a tent.
• Poker
• Purple-headed yogurt slinger
• Raise a Barn
• Renob
• Rising
• Semi (Semi-erect, i.e. "Man that chick gave me a Semi!")
• Standing at attention
• Stiffy
• Turgid
• Woody

[edit] Female Arousal

• Dripping
• Fully packed kebab
• Loaded for bear
• Moisty
• Running like Clapham Junction (UK)
• Wide on - the female equivalent of a hard-on

[edit] Menstruation

Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".

• Arsenal playing at home
• Aunt Flo is visiting (this was in episodes of "Family Guy", "The Cosby Show", and South Park.)
• A Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch
• Catting
• Changing the oil
• Circus is in town, the
• Crimson tide
• Crimson wave
• Curse, the
• Dot, the
• Drip, the
• Eve's curse
• Eve's gift
• Flying Baker
• Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
• Friend
• Getting the painters in
• Getting your flowers (Irish)
• Girly Problems
• Guest
• Having a period
• Having the painters in
• Italian diner is closed for renovation, the
• Jam Rag Time
• Lady in Red, The (Particularly when the vulva is called "The Lady")
• Les Anglais sont débarqué (French, approximately 'the English [soldiers, with their red coats] have disembarked [i.e. arrived]')
• Making fruit punch
• Monkey's nose bleed
• Monthly
• Monthly Sweepstakes, The
• Moon Cycle, The
• My little friend
• My little red-headed friend
• P-Reg (as in registration plate for a car)
• Painting the town red
• Painters are in, the
• Perioding on a poodle
• Picking cotton
• Polka-Dot parade, the
• Putting up the red tent
• On the blob
• On the period
• On the rag
• P..... (usually when the female doesn't want to reveal it)
• Ragging
• Rag Week
• Red storm rising
• Regla, la (Spanish)
• Red Baron, The
• Red Tide (Wave)
• Riding the cotton pony
• Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
• Sick
• Sitting on the couch (as in "kotex")
• Surfing the Crimson Wave
• Swimming in the Red Sea
• That time of the month
• T.O.M
• To have a date with Aunt K (as in "kotex")
• Up on blocks
• Vampire's tea bag
• (Being) Visited by Charlie
• Walking along the beach in soft focus

[edit] Pregnancy

• About to drop the sprog
• Banged up
• Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
• Bun in the oven
• Duck in the oven
• Enceinte (French)
• Expecting
• Great with child
• In the family way
• Hanging a doughnut
• Kicked in the back
• Knocked up
• Preggers
• Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
• Sprog farming
• Stagnant
• Stewing a swift pie
• Tin roof rusted (see B52's Love shack)
• Up the duff
• Up the kite
• With child
• With pod
• "With a bloody great squirming thing in utero"
• The river runs red

[edit] Orgasm (male and female)

• Acabar (Spanish)
• Approaching the Billy Mill Roundabout (Northern English)
• Avale (French)
• Big "O", the
• Blast off
• Blowing a load
• Busting a nut
• Climax
• Coming/Cumming
• Correrse (Spanish)
• Corriendo (Spanish, 'Cumming')
• Creaming/Cream pie
• Creaming one's jeans (male ejaculation inside his pants)
• Earth moving, the
• Eruption
• Filling up at the ejaculation station
• Fireworks
• Fucking Off
• Gasm
• Getting off
• Getting a Lobbage
• Hot Lava
• Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
• Irse (Spanish)
• Japanese moment
• Jizzing
• Jouir (French)
• Liquid Explosion
• Making the "O" face
• Massive Eruption
• Money shot
• Mul (Korean)
• Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
• Nutting
• O(n) (big O of n)
• Petite mort, la (French for the little death; sometimes refers specifically to an orgasm so intense as to cause loss of consciousness)
• Popping one off
• Shooting
• Shootin' Ropes
• Shoot the Wad
• Shoot/ing the load
• Sexplode
• Skeeting
• Spewing
• Spilling the egg-nog
• Splat the Fat
• Spooging
• Squirting
• Releasing the hostages
• Taking out the Trash
• the juice is loose
• Wet dream (nocturnal emission)
• Whipping Creme
• Ye Ole Splatter of Veal Stump Batter

[edit] Ejaculate (semen and sperm)

These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.

[edit] A-J

• Avale (French)
• Baby batter
• Baby gravy
• Baby juice
• Baby seed/s
• Ball batter
• Ball snot
• Beef Pole Porridge
• Boycream
• Boyjuice
• Boy butter
• Boy glue
• Bull's milk
• Bust a nut
• Butt lotion
• Chin Omelette
• Chum
• Clitty Litter (Trucker Slang for the white stuff in lot lizard panties)
• Come
• Cum
• Cum Wad
• Cream
• Cream of Fun Young Guy
• Cream of Hung Young Guy
• Cream of Some Young Guy
• Daddy's little squirt
• Dick cream
• Dick snot
• DNA sample
• DNA slurpee
• Dr. Pepper
• Donut glaze
• Dude Juice
• Egg Magma
• Elmer's glue
• Embryonic warrior
• Foutre (or du foutre) French
• Frenchman's delight
• French dressing
• Funny Juice
• Gentleman's relish
• Georgia joy juice
• Gism/Gizm
• Goo
• Guy Goo
• Happy Juice
• Hate Paste
• Hot creamy filling
• Hot dog flavored water
• Hot load
• Hot man jam
• Hot man mustard
• Jesus juice
• Jism (also jizm and (nonstandard) jissom, used by W.S. Burroughs)
• Jizz (as both noun and verb)
• Junk
• gorgeus gorge

[edit] K-S

• Latino Man Milk
• Leche (Spanish)
• Liquid babies
• Load
• Love juice
• Love Nectar
• Love piss
• Love pudding
• Love sauce
• Love gravy
• Man batter
• Man butter
• Man chowder
• Man cream
• Man fat
• Man fat light (for those who have had the snip)
• Man fluid
• Man gravy
• Man jam
• Man juice
• Man love
• Man mayo/mayonnaise
• Man milk
• Man'naise
• Man'O
• Man sauce
• Man spackle
• Man yogurt
• Mooney, The
• Monkey custard
• Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
• Nut
• Offspring precursor (along with ovum)
• Pale-ale (American Pie reference)
• Pearl jam
• Pearl necklace
• Pecker Paste
• Penis gravy
• Pimp juice
• Precious bodily fluids(Dr. Strangelove reference)
• Protein shake
• Protein facial
• Population Paste
• Randy guy fuel
• Rocket sauce
• Sacred milk
• Sacred dude juice
• Scrotum butter
• Seed (old-fashioned use of the word that pre-dates "sperm")
• Sex wee
• Shiofuki (refers to female ejaculation)
• Shizma
• Shizmata
• Skeet
• Sperm
• Splooge/Spooge
• Sploolie
• Splurge
• Spoof
• Splooge
• Spunk
• Sticky wee wee
• Sticky white love piss
• Squade
• Swimmin' Tim (term for a shot of liquor containing male ejaculate, specifically from a man named "Tim")

[edit] T-Z

• Tartar Sauce
• Testosterone Treat
• Tijuana toothpaste
• The Old Thick, Green, n' Ropey
• Throat yogurt
• Turkey Tube Love Malt
• Turkish mayonnaise
• Vanilla Creme
• Veeryamu (telugu)
• Vin Diesel
• Whipped cream
• White wee wee
• White Sauce

[edit] Vaginal secretions and sounds

• Barking
• Box juice
• Clam dip
• Cream
• Cum
• Cunt batter
• Cunt butter
• Cunt chum
• Cunt cream
• Cunt cum
• Cunt juice
• Fanny batter
• Fanny fart (UK slang)
• Fuck batter
• Fuck butter
• Fuck cream
• Fuck juice
• Girl cum
• Goof
• Groin gravy
• Honey
• Juice/s
• Lady cream
• Lady juice
• Love Honey
• Love juice
• Love nectar
• Mayonaise jar
• Moip
• Mung (The result of when one presses down on a pregnant woman's stomach after childbirth)
• Nectar
• Niagara Falls (when the woman gets REALLY wet)
• Oyster sauce
• "Puss Puss" - Puss [as in pussy] followed by Puss [as in the white blood cells which accumulate around a bacterial skin infection]
• Pussy juice
• Pussy fart
• Queef
• Salsa
• Skeet
• Spoo
• Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)
• Tuna surprise
• Young berry sweet juice

[edit] Smegma

• Ball cheese
• Dick butter
• Dick cheese
• Duck Butter
• Fromunda Cheese ("From under" the foreskin)
• Grundle
• Head Cheese
• Helmet Sauce
• Peter Cheese
• Requesón (Spanish)
• Smeg (Populized in the UK in the BBC Comedy "Red Dwarf" used by the character Lister, played by Craig Charles.)
• Tangy Treat
• The prize at the bottom of the cereal box

[edit] Venereal diseases (STDs)

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.

• Bad kimchi
• Blickey(s) (prison slang)
• Box Rot
• Bush Monkey(s) (crabs)
• Clap, the
• CLR (Cooter Lip Rot)
• Crabs
• Critters
• Crotch Crickets
• Crotch rot
• Drippy dick
• Dose (to catch), a
• French disease, the
• Gynoherpasyphilitis
• Hibava, The
• Herpegonnosyphilaids
• Knacker cracker
• Knob rot
• Miss siff
• Monster (prison slang)
• Ninja (prison slang)
• Package (prison slang)
• Perles d'Amour
• Pox
• Pussy rot
• Sabretoothed Crotch Crickets
• Sara
• Shit (prison slang)
• Social disease
• Sour cream
• The Germ
• Went up in that fire (prison slang)

[edit] Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.

[edit] Condom (male)

• Anti-baby
• Bag ("Bag it")
• Balloon
• Barrier
• Beetleskin
• Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic; "Billy Boy" is a German Brand)
• Black Ribbed [K]nobbler (Dave Lister, "Red Dwarf")
• Blast Shield
• Body Bag
• Capote anglaise (or capote) French
• Chapeau French
• Clam Dam
• Cock cap
• Cock Sock
• Coney Island Whitefish
• Connie (Ali G)
• Crowd Stopper (Old Durex ad)
• Cum Catcher
• DNA lounge
• Domes
• Garbage bag of love
• Durex (brand)
• East River whitefish (specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
• Eel envelope
• Forro (Spanish)
• French Letter
• Goma, la (Spanish, "rubber")
• Gorro (Spanish)
• Gummisnopp (Swedish)
• Hat
• Helmet
• Hudson River whitefish (New York, specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
• Jim/Jimmy hat
• Johnny
• Love glove
• Knighthood
• Magnum (large-sized brand)
• Mister Happy's Wrapper
• One-piece overcoat
• Parachuting
• Penis Sheath (or sheath)
• Pork Cork
• Pregnot
• Preservatif (French, Russian)
• Preservativo (Spanish, Portuguese)
• Protection
• Raincoat
• Rubber
• Rubber Johnny
• Scrote Coat
• Scum bag
• Shitbag
• Shrink wrap
• Sombrero (Spanish)
• Sonky (a reference to the Discworld equivalent of condoms in the works of Terry Pratchett)
• Sock
• Trojan (brand)
• Wet suit
• Zucchini Beanie
• Kurton (Croatian)
• A steffo

[edit] People

[edit] General

• M.I.L.F. (Mom I'd Like to Fuck)
• D.I.L.F. (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)
• G.I.L.F. (Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck)
• T.I.L.F. (Teacher I'd Like to Fuck)
• Spinner (woman petite enough to sit on a man's erect penis and then have him spin her around on it by her shoulders)
• Jail Bait (underage girl)
• "I'll do time" is a statement that one may make on seeing a person below the age of consent and concluding that one wishes to perform sexual acts with said person; it refers to the time that the speaker may spend in incarceration if convicted of such a crime. The referred individual is known as "jail bait."

[edit] Homosexual

For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see Gay slang and the List of Sexual Slurs.

[edit] Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or other favors. Arguably those who "sleep around" to improve their social position or get a promotion at work are considered by some to be prostitutes. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.

[edit] General terms for Prostitute

• Escort (euphemism)

[edit] Male prostitute

• Beeperman
• Bitch (submissive homosexual prostitute - opposite of 'cat' from the term 'cat-house', brothel)
• Boom-boom-boy (Jamaican slang)
• Call boy/Callboy
• Chapero (Spanish, homosexual prostitute)
• Chicken
• Culver
• Dog (dominant homosexual prostitute - same etymology as 'Bitch')
• Fun boy/Funboy
• Game boy (British slang)
• Gigolo
• He-Whore
• Himbo
• Joy boy/Joyboy
• Ladyboy (Thailand)
• Larry
• Loner Boner
• Man-slut
• Manwhore
• Mangina (Manwhore slag for anus)
• Midnight Cowboy
• Penis punter
• Puto (Spanish)
• Pulling a Sandy
• Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy (young homosexual prostitute)
• Toaster
• Working boy

[edit] Female prostitute

[edit] A-M

• Bagascia (Italian)
• Bangtail
• Battona (Italian)
• Buttana (Sicily)
• Bimbo
• Bitch
• Brass
• Brass nail
• Calabasas Katie
• Call girl
• Chemical Dumpster
• Chickenhead
• Cocotte
• Coin Operated Beaver (Trucker Slang)
• College girl
• Concubine
• Courtesan
• Cum Dumpster
• Cumrag
• Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
• Ĉiesulino (Esperanto: everybody's woman, pronounced "CheeSOOleeNOH")
• Doxy
• Drab
• Elizabitch
• Fallen woman
• Flight attendant
• Floozie
• Fun girl
• Garden Implement
• Gashley (prison slang)
• Gengri (Thai)
• Gold digger
• Guarra (Spanish)
• Harlot
• Ho
• Ho-bag
• Hobby horse
• Ho-biscuit
• Hooker
• Hussy
• Hwran (Welsh)
• Joy Girl
• Lady of the evening
• Lanja (Telugu)
• Loose woman
• Lot Lizard (Trucker Slang)
• Masseuse (euphemism)
• Member of the (world's) oldest profession
• Mignotta (Italian)
• Model
• Moll

[edit] N-Z

• Perra/perruca (Spanish word for female dog)
• Pinch prick
• Potaskushka (Russian)
• Pro
• Promiscuous woman A.K.A. Bonnita Levay
• Prossie
• Puta/putona (Spanish)
• Puttana (Italian)
• Pute (French)
• Quean
• Ramera (Spanish)
• randi (hindi)
• Roundheel
• Roxanne (From the song by "Sting and the Police")
• Rent-a-babe
• Salope (Québec)
• Scarlet woman
• Scrubber
• Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
• Sidewalk Hostess
• Skank
• Skeezer
• Slag tart
• Slapper
• Slut
• Streetwalker
• Striapeach (Irish)
• Strumpet
• Tart
• Tom
• Tramp
• Trick
• Troia (Italian)
• Trollop
• Trull
• Unfortunate (popular Victorian-era British euphemism)
• villai magal (tamil)
• Wanton
• Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
• White slave
• Whore
• Whore Bag
• Woman (since prostitutes are usually female)
• Woman of easy virtue
• Woman of ill repute
• Woman of negotiable virtue
• Woman of the night
• Woman of the streets
• Woman on the game
• Working girl
• Zoccola (Italian)
• Zorra (Spanish word for fox and slang for sluty)

[edit] Crime

Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal.

[edit] Incest

Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.

• A game the whole family can play
• But cousin Daisy was hot in those lil' shorts
• Bred in Barrie
• Cousin Fucker
• Cousin Lovin'
• DNA Double Dipping
• Doing the Oedipus
• Dunnville style
• Family tree has but one branch
• Family fun
• Forbidden love
• Fun for all the family
• Inbreeding
• Joining The Royal Family
• Keeping it in the family
• Kissin' Cousins
• Looking for love across the hallway
• Making kids with 6 toes/fingers
• Making the family tree into a wreath
• Mother fucker
• Not diluting the gene pool
• One big happy Weasley Family
• Pump-kin
• Relative sex
• Rolling One's Own
• Southern' Lovin
• Sister fister
• Sister slammer
• Skywalker Sex
• Uncle fucker (after a song in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
• Usurping the Uterus
• The stump runs tight

[edit] Pedophilia

Pedophilia (or paedophilia or pædophilia) (from the Ancient Greek pædo- ("child") and philia ("love")) specifically is a pubescent or post-pubescent person's sexual attraction to a pre-pubescent person. (Pre-pubescent describes a person who has not yet entered puberty. Pubescent describes a person who is going through puberty. Post-pubescent describes a person who is beyond puberty.) The term is often used more loosely to describe sexual activity between a pubescent or post-pubescent person and a pre-pubescent person. Even more generally, it may refer to the attraction of a person of the age of majority or of the age of consent to a person of the age of minority or beneath the age of consent—or to sexual activity between such persons. Very loosly, pedophilia describes sexual attraction or activity between persons separated by a significant age gap, regardless of puberty or legality. Some may even use the term to describe sexual activity between pre-pubescent children. The word pederasty specifically describes sexual attraction and/or activity between an adult man and a pubescent boy, especially among the Ancient Greeks, but is also used more generally by some to describe sexual activity between an adult man and a boy of any age. The word ephebophilia (less commonly, hebophilia), meanwhile, describes the sexual attraction of an adult of either sex to an adolescent (pubescent person) of either sex, often in the age range of 13–16 years.

[edit] A-N

• Asalta cunas (Spanish)
• Bad man in the nursery
• Bent ref(eree)
• Chester [the Molester] (prison slang)
• Charley Chester [child molester] (Cockney rhyming slang)
• Chicken hawk (can also mean an older gay man who prefers very young or young-looking partners)
• Chikan (Japanese, term for a man who molests schoolgirls on buses/subways)
• Child catcher
• Cho mo (prison slang)
• Comeniños (Spanish)
• Cradle robber
• Diaper sniper (prison slang)
• Dirty old man
• Drug charge, in on a (prison slang)
• Early bird
• Forbidden fruit
• Funny Uncle
• Get them before the hair does
• Grass on the wicket: Fine to play cricket
• Herbert (Family Guy reference)
• Impatient father
• If There's Grass on the Field, Play Ball
• In the cellar
• Jail Bait
• Kiddie fiddler
• Kiddie fondler
• Kiddie hawk
• Meth charge/Mething (prison slang)
• Michael Jackson
• Minor League Scout (allusion to baseball)
• Nonce

[edit] O-Z

• Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
• Old enough to crawl: in the right position
• Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred
• Old Man
• Old enough to pee, old enough for me
• Orifice Olly
• Pacing the Roost
• Pappy the Poopster
• Pederast
• Pedo
• Playground spotter
• Playing ball in the mud
• Polanski, do a (After the Film Director and convicted paedophile, Roman Polanski. From Chris Morris Sitcom, Nathan Barley)
• Popsicles
• Premature cherry picker
• R. Kelly
• Robbing the Cradle
• Roboplegic wrong cock (after The Brass Eye Paedophillia special, by comedian Chris Morris)
• Rock Spider
• Robin D. Cradle
• Sam Dukore
• Short eyes
• Shrub rocketeer
• Slop badger
• Small bean regarder
• Spring chicken
• Squeezing the turtle
• Two-pinned in plug
• tree jumper (prison slang) (after the guy with the candy behind the tree)
• Tyke fucker
• Uncle Nobby
• Wacko Jacko (Nickname of Soul Legend, Michael Jackson)
• Waxed fruit
• Zamboni de la hija (Spanish)

[edit] Rape

Rape commonly refers to forced sexual intercourse on another person without his/her consent.

• Athyacharamu (Telugu)
• Back-Alley Brawl
• Banging without permission, BWP
• Evil assault with a friendly weapon
• Fuck and Run
• Going Halfs on a 12 year stretch
• Grape - gang rape
• Happy-hour special
• Illegally banging and entering
• A lady's best compliment
• Maanabhangamu (Telugu)
• Non-con
• One-sided lust
• Reason to Die
• Saamuhika maanabhangam - gang rape (Telugu)
• Stealing home
• Surprise sex
• The dirty twenty-to-one (Referring to a gang bang, from Anthony Burgess's A Clockwork Orange)
• unexpected love

[edit] Necrophilia

Necrophilia is sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with, a person considered legally dead.

• Cracking open a fresh (or cold) one (refers to sex with a dead virgin)
• Formaldehyde fetish
• Fucking the Slit (to make an incision in the dead body then have sex with the newly made orifice)
• Making love by refrigerator light
• Mourning Wood (a pun on the expression "morning wood", referring to males experiencing erections in the morning as they wake up)
• Rock them bones to the moonlight stomp blues
• Shaking Tombstones
• Skull fuck (To remove an eye of a dead person and have sex with the socket)
• Zombie fucker

[edit] See also

Body parts slang entries in WikiSaurus
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[edit] External links

• Amatory Thesaurus
• Sex Dictionary — mostly non-slang terms; some slang also
• Urban Dictionary — all types of slang
• The World's Largest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms
• Encyclopedia of Sex — "The Web's Best Source of Sexual Terms and Definitions"