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This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous. It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense page for humorous/unusual things extracted from the sandbox. Have fun!

Contents 1 Warning! 2 FYI 3 Specific Heat Lab 4 Hypno Toad 5 SQL query 6 Dangerous template 7 More of the Fonz's tricks 8 Warning! 9 This is a test; this is only a test. Woo, this will be fun! 9.1 this is a subheading 9.2 this is also a subheading 9.2.1 hooray for subsubheadings- and wikipedia. 10 OH NO THE EVIL Seahorses!! 11 Where's the Sand? 12 Testing... 13 Not Calling the Police 13.1 Purpose 13.2 Effect 13.3 Time 13.4 How 13.5 I don't get it 13.6 What police eat 13.7 New heading 13.7.1 Subheading 13.7.1.1 Sub-subheading 13.8 Law Enforcement Dietary Guidelines 13.8.1 Protein 13.8.2 Carbohydrates 13.8.3 Donuts 13.8.3.1 Raised donuts 13.8.3.2 Cake donuts 13.8.4 Why? 13.8.4.1 Who says? 13.8.4.1.1 Not me. 13.8.4.1.2 I do. 14 I obviously don't get it 14.1 YES I DO!!!! 14.1.1 ...or do i? 15 Reading TS Eliot 15.1 Eliot's poems 15.2 Reading them silently 15.2.1 Keeping your mouth closed 15.2.2 Keeping your eyes open 15.2.3 Knowing what you're reading 15.2.4 Keeping tabs on your page number 15.3 Reading them aloud 15.3.1 When nobody is looking 15.4 Knowing when not to read them 15.4.1 At cocktail parties 15.4.2 At funerals 15.4.3 At weddings 15.4.4 At Halloween 15.4.5 Ever 16 Cheese 16.1 Why I like cheese 16.1.1 Varieties of cheese 17 Swords 17.1 Why I like swords 17.1.1 Swords I would like to own 18 Fonzie Templates 19 Promoting Mass Vandalism in the Sandbox? Don't try this at home! 20 Fonzie Fan's English is bad 21 Hamster Warfare 22 Cheese 23 Directions 24 "All your Fonzie are belong to us." soybeans 25 The sandbox is closed 26 Grapefruits 27 Urban Planners and G-ddess 27.1 But fonzie doesnt like G-DDESS VENUS 27.2 Come on Fonzie, youre so handsome - Venus 27.3 Fonzie doesnt like G-DDESS. fonzie likes britney spears 27.4 WHAT?!?!?!? THEN I DONT LIKE FONZIE!! 27.5 BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED GOOD, BUT YOU LIKED BRITNEY SPEARS INSTEAD!! 28 Microshit 29 Sandbox Is Feeling ILL 30 Cow fighting 31 Saddam is a chimp 32 Foot fetish? 33 Untitled, But I Liked It 34 Jesus is a Salmon 35 Space Invaders 36 Astronomy 37 Wacka 38 Poem 39 Hypothesis 40 PYRAMID OF JOY Vs. PYRAMID OF SORROW: Round 2 - (electric jigsaw) 41 Watch out for snakes (them pesky fellers be bitin 'gain) 42 Mythical United States Presidents 43 See also 44 Fart 45 ReWiki 46 Cake 47 Sandbox crabs 48 Survivor Middle School 49 Mew 50 The Importance of Walking 51 Fake Amazing Race 51.1 Leg 1 (Florida → New York) 51.2 Leg 2 (New York → Pennsylvania) 51.3 Leg 3 (Pennsylvania) 51.4 Leg 4 (Pennsylvania → Illinois) 51.5 Leg 5 (Illinois → Texas) 51.6 Leg 6 (Texas → South Dakota) 51.7 Leg 7 (South Dakota → Montana) 51.8 Leg 8 (Montana → Colorado) 51.9 Leg 9 (Colorado → Arizona) 51.10 Leg 10 (Arizona → Nevada) 51.11 Leg 11 (Nevada → California) 51.12 Leg 12 (California) 51.13 Leg 13 (California → Washington) 52 This User Is Bored 53 Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue 54 GET PWNT BY BEAR!!! 55 Joke 55.1 Spanking Monkeys 56 ^_^ 57 HUH? 58 Ok...Eggssss 59 Amusing 60 Careful with catshit! 61 From the Sandbox (Duh!) 62 stuff? 63 NI 64 MS-DOS emulator 3.7 65 How to set your ABD - Analog buttock drive/definitions of wanker accesories 66 Revision as of 01:40, December 15, 2006 67 AMERICAN IDOL 68 200 pg Batman theme (highly condensed, click here for almost complete pg) 69 BATMAN!!!!!! 70 Whales or Wales?

[edit] Warning!

In Soviet Russia You do not edit the Sandbox. The Sandbox edits YOU!

[edit] FYI

This sandbox gets seventeen thumbs up. Because I have seventeen thumbs.

Ḥōŏŗáỹ Föṝ ṢǓþÉŖFĽŨÒŪṢĻȲ ÁĈČĔṆŢĒḌ ćĥäŗǎċṭəŕŝ!!!

[edit] Specific Heat Lab

K.C. Klein, Charly Kushak, BJ Brame, Caitlin O’Conner Specific Heat Lab 12-12-05

Objective: Find the specific heat of two metals, brass and copper.

Materials: Styrofoam calorimeter with lid, two thermometers, two 0.7 kg metals, 100mL graduated cylinder, beaker tongs, beaker, grate, ring stand, distilled water, bunson burner

Procedure: 1. Put 200g of water in the calorimeter 2. Take thermometer (1) and place it in calorimeter 3. Record original temperature 4. Fill beaker with water 5. Place 1 metal in beaker 6. Heat to rolling boil for 10 minutes 7. Put thermometer (2) in beaker and record temperature final 8. Transfer metal to calorimeter and record new temp final 9. Find delta T and specific heat 10. Empty calorimeter and refill 11. Repeat steps 1-10 with second metal

Data:

Brass Metal #1 Metal #2 M 0.7 0.2 C X 4180 TempF 21° 21° TempI 96° C 20° Delta T -75° C 1° C Copper Metal #1 Metal #2 M 0.7 0.2 C X 4180 TempF 19° 19° TempI 98° C 17° Delta T -79° C 2° C

EDIT: This is an actual lab we did in my eighth-grade science class, sometime in December 2005 (the twelfth, I guess). I know one of the people whose names appear at the top, but she's a seventh-grader, whose class didn't do this lab. Her name is spelled wrong, so she's not the one who added it to the sandbox. I have absolutely no idea who did. Someone might have found the lab sitting around on one of the tables? Clarinetplayer 04:03, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Hypno Toad

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EDIT: The Hypno-toad is a character from Futurama, for all you unenlightened folk. Infobacker July 7, 2005 13:01 (UTC)

I vaguely remember a similar creature from an episode of South Park... but yeah, this one's from Futurama. --Aurochs

[edit] SQL query

SELECT * FROM wikipedia WHERE vandals = 0;

0 rows returned.

[edit] Dangerous template

The information contained in this article is dangerous. Do not try this at home.

To enrich your mom's diamond ring into plutonium you must...

[edit] More of the Fonz's tricks

it's true

[edit] Warning!

! There is currently a State of Emergency within the United States, due to a possible NUCLEAR ATTACK. Turn to your local media for IMPORTANT INFORMATION. The DUCK AND COVER procedure should be done AT ONCE.

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[edit] This is a test; this is only a test. Woo, this will be fun!

[edit] this is a subheading

[edit] this is also a subheading

[edit] hooray for subsubheadings- and wikipedia.

Hola. Hola....

OK!!!! I'm learning .. wheee! Yeeeha - fantastic!!!

RIKKI IS THE BEST, she is better then good, everyone loves rikki, ALOT. rikki is better then joel, and nick : ) die aman die...

[edit] OH NO THE EVIL Seahorses!!

THE EVIL SEAHORSES HAVE STRUCK AGAIN! They are trying to convert this page for their evil uses!! OH NO!! YOU MIGHT BE ASKING, WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP? WELL, WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS SUPPORT WIKIPEDIA!!!! WIKIPEDIA IS SOOOOO COOL (not friendly to SEAHORSES), THEY WILL HELP IN THE FIGHT AGAINST EVIL SEAHORSES!! GO WIKIPEDIA!!!

(This is the sandbox, so by converting this page to their evil uses, they are not accomplishing much)

I dont think you should be worried about the evil hippos, the giant crabs look pretty deadly!

Now what about getting whatever?

just testing

[edit] Where's the Sand?

what

Hmmm.... not sure I get this.

Where's all the sand?

And wouldn't "litter box" be a better name?

[edit] Testing...

What does that mean? This is a marvelous idea. Test abc123 ok. this is a test Seeing is forgetting the name of the thing one sees. Hello testing I'm going to eat pie tonight. This is a test. This is only a test. If this was useful information, it might be published some day.

Call the police, why on earth would you call the police over this?

Test Test Test

[edit] Not Calling the Police

The question remains: Why would one call the police at this stage?

[edit] Purpose

There are three reasons (if not actual purposes) in calling the police at this stage.

[edit] Effect

What happens when you call the police here hmmm......

[edit] Time

how long it takes to call

[edit] How

the number to call here

[edit] I don't get it

Okay, so 2 policemen go into a bar, and one of them says...no wait...a policeman, a duck, and a farmer's daughter go into a bar...no, that's not it...

[edit] What police eat

• Pie
• Donuts
• Coffee

[edit] New heading

blah

[edit] Subheading

blah

[edit] Sub-subheading

blah (actually, they drink this)

[edit] Law Enforcement Dietary Guidelines

The following sections describe the caloric requirements of law enforcement officers.

[edit] Protein

One daily serving of protein, such as meat or nuts, is needed. fantastic

[edit] Carbohydrates

Carbohydrate intake is optional.

[edit] Donuts

Seven daily servings of donuts are mandatory.

[edit] Raised donuts

Raised donuts are important for maintaining plumpness.

[edit] Cake donuts

Cake donuts help expand and maintain abdominal girth.

[edit] Why?

Why not? You only live once.

[edit] Who says?

[edit] Not me.

[edit] I do.

[edit] I obviously don't get it

lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah

[edit] YES I DO!!!!

Woohoo!

werd//

[edit] ...or do i?

meatloaf is food

IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!

Soylent Green is people meat.

Another Example -- Reading TS Eliot

[edit] Reading TS Eliot

[edit] Eliot's poems

There are many of them, from Prufrock to the Four Quartets

[edit] Reading them silently

[edit] Keeping your mouth closed

Try to keep your mouth closed.

[edit] Keeping your eyes open

If you're sleepy, prop up your eyelids with matches.

[edit] Knowing what you're reading

Check the cover, amigo!

[edit] Keeping tabs on your page number

Try a marker, or turn down the corner of the page.

[edit] Reading them aloud

Speak up.

[edit] When nobody is looking

[edit] Knowing when not to read them

[edit] At cocktail parties

Check out the chicks instead.

[edit] At funerals

Not considered good etiquette.

[edit] At weddings

No one will listen.

[edit] At Halloween

Too scary.

[edit] Ever

Why not.

[edit] Cheese

I like cheese.

[edit] Why I like cheese

• Cheese tastes good.
• You can make cheap sandwiches with it because cheese is cheap.
• Cheese comes in different varieties.
• I Like peas
• But not with Cheese
• I do not like green eggs ham sam i am

[edit] Varieties of cheese

• American cheese (also known as No cheese Cheese, like the American beer is the No beer Beer)
• Cheddar cheese
• Cottage cheese
• String cheese
• Stinky cheese
• Blue cheese (which is actually green)

And my all-time favorite...

• EASY CHEESE!

[edit] Swords

I like swords.

[edit] Why I like swords

• They look cool.
• They are sharp and pointy.
• You can stab things with them.
• They defend you aganist CRAB PEOPLE!
• They hurt things
• And stab people

[edit] Swords I would like to own

• Tetsaiga
• Wadou Itchimonji
• Sting
• A lightsaber (cause they go fwoom!)
• Anti-Ship Sword
• Cheesy Sword of Cheeseness

[edit] Fonzie Templates

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Fonzie is one cool mother______!

[edit] Promoting Mass Vandalism in the Sandbox? Don't try this at home!

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[edit] Fonzie Fan's English is bad

[edit] Hamster Warfare

..also known as the philosophy of hamsters at war, is an increasingly popular type of warefare identified by it's most remarkable characteristic, the use of ICBHWs or InterContinental-Ballistic-Hamster-Wheels, where the leaders of opposing countries, along with their generals are placed in giant nuclear hamster wheels and told to fight it out, the president who displays the most hamster like qualities (ie, the knawing of cardboard) wins the war

[edit] Cheese

I don't like cheese. :( I like peas

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This is no way a pertinent fact, just an opinion shared by the original author

More cheese propoganda can be found here or here

• Q. What is Cheese?

• • A. Cheese is nutritious food made mostly from the milk of cows but also other mammals, including sheep, goats, buffalo, reindeer, camels and yaks. Around 4000 years ago people have started to breed animals and process their milk. That's when the cheese was born.

• Q. Why do some people hate cheese?
  • A. Because cheese smells bad when left on the front porch for several days.

[edit] Directions

Excuse me, but could someone please give me directions to the Sandbox?

Take a left, then take a right, then take a left, then take another left on Wikipedia Street.

[edit] "All your Fonzie are belong to us." soybeans

[edit] The sandbox is closed

The Sandbox is currently closed for repairs. We will re-open at noon on August 15, 2005. Thank you for your patience.

We are currently out of sand in the Sandbox, we are rectifying the problem by taking more sand from the beach. Thank you for your patience.

[edit] Grapefruits

That grapefruits were named before grapes? Yes, it's true. The term "grapefruit" was created first, and then the grape was named after it. Why? Because grapes are round, juicy, and grow in clusters just like grapefruit. The only difference is that they are smaller. Isn't that intersting? I'll bet you never knew that!

I asked for a lawyer and they brought me an avocado.

[edit] Urban Planners and G-ddess

(See [1] for earlier version)

! ATTENTION! MALCONTENTS! IDIOTS! URBAN PLANNERS! LAWYERS! GIS SPECIALISTS! RESIDENTS OF THE GAZA STRIP! There is currently a State of Emergency within your Outhouse, due to a possible Eminent Domain attack. Turn to your local media for IMPORTANT INFORMATION. The DUCK AND COVER procedure should be done at least twice. Also, listen to Bert the Turtle.

Fonzie, please do not add naked women to this page. (Editor's note: The inserter of the below was NOT the Fonzie guy (it was an anon IP); however, this came in the middle of Fonzie nonsense.)

! ASHERAH ALERT! APHRODITE ALERT!

the uncle G bot has just destroyed the sandbox!!

Uncle G is a smart fellow. I guess.

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! I am NOT Fonzie. However, G-DDESS is beautiful.

ERRRRRRP!
I, George W. Bush, hereby declare this place free of Fonzie's.

huhuhhuuh

! VENUS (G-DDESS) LIKES FONZIE!

[edit] But fonzie doesnt like G-DDESS VENUS

[edit] Come on Fonzie, youre so handsome - Venus

[edit] Fonzie doesnt like G-DDESS. fonzie likes britney spears

[edit] WHAT?!?!?!? THEN I DONT LIKE FONZIE!!

[[ |frame|I LIKE BRITNEY]]

[edit] BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED GOOD, BUT YOU LIKED BRITNEY SPEARS INSTEAD!!

britney hates Fonzie

We need to clean up the sandbox. Too many Fonzie's. --Jimbo

I think someone peed in this part of the sandbox.

[edit] Microshit

A parody of the name of a famous company that goes by Microsoft, Microshit is an unique type of oral therapy used by computer users (especially Windows) to vent their anger towards Microsoft. As we all know, what Microshit stands for, is not just making fun of a multi billion dollar company. What it really stands for is years (maybe decades) of frustration caused by Microsoft Windows and its crappy operating system. From BSOD's, to viruses, to crashing (just like Tesco's tunnel) conveniently in middle of something important, most of us are amazed (and proud) at it's deft hand at catching every new spyware program ever released, and grabbing new updates of them just minutes after they are written!

[edit] Sandbox Is Feeling ILL

The sandbot is feeling sick, so the sandbox is now being cleaned by Uncle G 'bot. Get well soon, Sandbot!

Anyways, what illness did the Sandbot get?

Doctor: I have diagnosed the sandbot with — SARS! The sandbot's medical insurance will not fully cover the medical charges. That's good because, I can get richer, while Mr. Sandbot gets poorer!

ok, does the Sandbot drink coffee, I heard coffee has profound effects on sandbots and could be a possible cause of the bot's symptoms. I recommend counteracting the coffee with booze, as booze is the only known antidote for coffee induced bot poisoning.

Warning: Do not feed the Sandbot coffee at any time. For the same reason chocolate doesn't like dogs.

The Sandbox Has Recovered From Sand And Rubble Syndrome. You may now edit Sandbox without any risk of disease contraction.

[edit] Cow fighting

Cow fighting is a blood sport that pits cows against one another for entertainment, and sometimes for gambling purposes.

[edit] Saddam is a chimp

Saddam is a member of WikiProject Chimpanzee Wikipedians, a WikiProject which aims to give humans as many chimpanzee physical and behavioral qualities as possible.

WARNING! Saddam is not a chimp.

[edit] Foot fetish?

I think that the author of the foot odor article has a little foot fetish himself; there's to much passion in the imaginative explaining of girls's foot odor. But that's not neccessarily bad.

WARNING! Don't try to over-sexualize situations. Seeing situations through sex-clouded glasses could cause people to call you a pervert.

[edit] Untitled, But I Liked It

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I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.

[edit] Jesus is a Salmon

[edit] Space Invaders

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[edit] Astronomy

planet,

planet,

planet,

THEN-

[edit] Wacka

WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA! WACKA ......... [editor's note: Continued]

[edit] Poem

The sky is green

The grass is blue (except when it rains)

Something something something

Insert some other words that rhyme with YOU!

Boo, Do, Grew, Sue, View, Two, Too, New, Mew, Dew, coo, foo', jew, poo, new

[edit] Hypothesis

With these fact changing abilites ........... one could theroreticlly ........ warp truth such that ......... it will just be easier to change reality.......... muahahahahahahahaahaha.

• ahem* beam me up dude. dont know his name, i'm too young, dammit but jus beam me up i got cookies :P

[edit] PYRAMID OF JOY Vs. PYRAMID OF SORROW: Round 2 - (electric jigsaw)

D Happie towa!

D:D

D:D:D

D:D:D:D

D:D:D:D:D

D:D:D:D:D:D

( -"Why you guys so happy? I get no paid holiday this year and i have to piss away my time on the internet"

(:( -"lol, but my wife left me, and .... i think im in the wrong tower"

(:(:(

(:(:(:(

(:(:(:(:(

[edit] Watch out for snakes (them pesky fellers be bitin 'gain)

Tic-Tac-Toe :P X | ? | O

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O | X | ?

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X | O | ?

[edit] Mythical United States Presidents

This is a complete list of the Mythical United States Presidents. While modern historians choose the standard list, others dispute this and claim that their list is infact correct, with carbon dating evidence as backing. They are wrong, but here is the complete list anyway. (Note: Presidents starting at Bill Clinton and after him are indisutable fact, and are the same on both lists)

1. Eris Discordia (Before Time - 1940BC)
2. George Washington Carver (1939BC-1900BC)
3. Billie Jean (1989BC-1857BC)
4. Ruby Tuesday (1856BC-1664BC)
5. Escape Key (1663BC-1380BC)
6. Spark Notes (1379BC)
7. Jayson Blair (1379BC-928BC)
8. Garfield (928BC-16AD)
9. Elvis Presley (17AD-45AD)
10. Thomas Jefferson (46AD-84AD)
11. Michael Jordan (85AD-99AD)
12. Ronald McDonald (100-101)
13. Doris Day (101-102)
14. Ayn Rand (102-106)
15. Kermit the Frog (107-110)
16. Teddy Ruxpin (111-149)
17. Aretha Franklin (150-100)
18. King Kong (100-150)
19. Barbie (151-182)
20. Escape Key (182-295)
21. Fillard Millmore (296-355)
22. Grover Cleveland (356-483)
23. Harper Lee (484-491)
24. Grover Cleveland (491-493)
25. Beetle Bailey (493-499)
26. Grover Cleveland (499-500)
27. Abraham Lincoln (500-509)
28. Chevy Trailblazer (510-524)
29. Elton John (525-567)
30. The Unknown Bassist (568-665)
31. Satan (666)
32. Nicole Ritchie (667-845)
33. Sentient Coin (847*-848)
34. Billy Ocean (849-998)
35. Calvin Coolidge (999-1922)
36. Tom Cruise (1922-1970)
37. Charles Nelson Reilly (1971-1992)
38. Bill Clinton (1992-1999)
39. Ted Turner (2000-2008)
40. Dick Cheney (2009)
41. Saddam Hussein (2009-2356)
42. Ashlee Simpson (2357-2358)
43. Emmanuel Lewis (2359-2376)
44. Calvin Klein (2377-3000)
45. John Kerry (3001-3260)
46. Lyndon Baines Johnson (3261-3912)
47. Jerry Seinfeld (3913-3999)
48. Oprah Harpo 5932 (4000-4267)^{Citation needed}
49. Bill Clinton 2 (4268-4276)
50. Zsa Zsa Gabor (4277)
51. Madonna (4277-4278)
52. Me (4278-63AM [After Me])
53. Your mom (63AM-A Gazillion)
54. Jesus H. Christ (A Gazillion-78AJ (After Jesus))
55. Teeth (Don't ask.)
56. Bob (After Teeth was attacked by a bunch of toaster ovens)
57. A grue (Did exceptionally well in debates and cage matches)
58. Santa Claus Every December 25

*Note: There was no president elected in 846.

[Editor's note: The above came from Uncyclopedia]

[edit] See also

United States Presidents Bears

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hello every body this is george w. bush calling from the moon. i would like to inform everyone that i am getting high with aliens. yes, they do exist, and clloning does too. The aliens are planning to destroy the world within the nest decade, so i'm out. PEACE.

                                            Dubya

[edit] Fart

(fart sound)

I didn't do it!

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Do not anger mother nature during her time of the month. I got turned into a moose and am surprised I can type this in the spambox!

[edit] ReWiki

Lol I is the Bob.

I come from the net.

Through systems... servers... and websites.

To this place.

Wikipedia.

My format?

Editor.

To Edit and Revert.

To watch my newfound pages.

And defend them from... their vandals.

They say the Cabal lives outside the net, and controls the encyclopedia for pleasure.

No one knows for sure... but I intend to find out!

REWIKI!!

Someone's been watching ReBoot too much. -Jetman123 19:01, 1 March 2006 (UTC)

Goddammit, just when I'd managed to forget that show ever existed! - Markusdragon 08:57, 18 March 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Cake

Let's eat some cake. Some cake, some cake. Cake is fun to eat. You can eat it in your mouth. Put some cake in your mouth and eat it. Cake is made out of pie. Pie is fun to eat. You can eat it with your mouth. Pie is made out of cake. Cake and pie are fun to eat. Put some cake and pie in your mouth. Don't be afraid because pie can't hurt you. It wouldn't even if it could, because pie is your friend. Pie is like a big yellow honking bird full of cake and pie, with numbers drawn on its face in red crayons. Ċ

[edit] Sandbox crabs

WARNINGIf you have been bitten by any of the native sandbox crabs, please immediately perform the following ancient Nazi-Pirate-Robot REDBEARD_PIRATE_YARRR_V.17.2.5 ritual:

1.) Crush the offending arthropod -- not to death.

2.) Douse the crab with water.

3.) (REDBEARD_PIRATE_YARRR_V.17.2.5 went to his grave with the secret of this step. Don't worry, this doesn't work, and the poison from the claws will kill you anyway.)

4.) Douse the crab with water ... again. It probably got dirty.

5.) IF CRAB = DIRTY

5.5) GOTO 3

6.) ENDIF

7.) Douse the crab with crab poison antidote.

8.) Curse yourself for not putting antidote on self.

9.) Douse the crab with superglue.

10.) Douse the crab with water. It's probably pretty hot in that superglue cocoon.

11.) Buy a thesaurus.

12.) Look up a synonym for "douse".

12.5) Drench, soak, souce, wet, cover, or saturate.

13.) [Synonym here] the crab with dihydrogen monoxide.

14.) The crab will now have won, as you have used up all of your precious water, and you are in the middle of the sandbox, the largest crab-infested desert known to man.

Chromium 16:05, 9 March 2006 (UTC)

For all fairness, in my original post, the step "12.5" was not there... --Chromium 19:16, 13 March 2006 (UTC)

Probably the next episode of "lost" will contain radioactive materials, wich of course means that everybody should cancel all travel procedures and evacuate the country, and head to one of chuck norris`s hideouts.

[edit] Survivor Middle School

Survivor: Shaler Area Middle School
Filming Location	Shaler Area School District
Winner	Ian Terry (4-3)
Season run	2002-02-17 – 2002-05-15
Filming Dates	2002-10-27 – 2002-12-09
Number of episodes	15
Number of days	39
Number of survivors	18
Tribes	Anthracite (Lime Green), Bitumen (Turquoise), Carbon (Orange), Moose (Purple)
Season chronology
Previous season	Survivor: The Everglades
Next season	Survivor: The Rockies

Contestant	Original Tribe	Merge Tribe	Finish	Votes Received when Eliminated/Won
Caitlin Bonnsman	Anthracite		Voted out 1st - Day 3	3
Lydia Stedeford	Bitumen		Voted out 2nd - Day 6	5
Jake Albert	Carbon		Voted out 3rd - Day 8	3
Melissa Paner	Bitumen		Voted out 4th - Day 11	3
Paris LaVelle	Carbon		Voted out 5th - Day 14	3
Adele Chatelier	Bitumen		Voted out 6th - Day 15	3
Hannah Derbis	Anthracite		Voted out 7th - Day 18	3
Carly Schueler	Carbon		Voted out 8th - Day 21	2
Chris Zurcher	Carbon	Moose	Voted out 9th - Day 22	6
Jake Wockley	Carbon	Moose	Voted out 10th - Day 25	6
Danielle Pascal	Carbon	Moose	Voted out 11th - Day 28	6
Brian Batko	Anthracite	Moose	Voted out 12th - Day 30	6
Jen Lentz	Anthracite	Moose	Voted out 13th - Day 33	5
Greg Barker	Bitumen	Moose	Voted out 14th - Day 36	3
Jeff Grossman	Anthracite	Moose	Voted out 15th - Day 37	2
Jesse Grossman	Bitumen	Moose	Voted out 16th - Day 38	1
Scott Helfrich	Bitumen	Moose	Runner-Up	3
Ian Terry	Anthracite	Moose	Sole Survivor	4

[edit] Mew

Mew is a Danish progressive rock band made up entirely of Scandinavian cats. They enjoy eating Whiskers and Sheba, and playing funky guitars such as the Fender Stratocaster, which they jokingly call the Fender Strat-O-Cat-Er.

I'm so fucking bored, I might just shit myself for fun.

F. [Censored]
WP:ISNOT#Wikipedia is not censored

[edit] The Importance of Walking

That was a trick headline designed to lure you people into a false sense of.........security, perhaps.

I will proceed to talk about cheese.

...............................

Yummmmmm

Okay, now I'll talk about MapleStory.

It is not fun.

It is an addiction.

If you find yourself addicted to MapleStory, please feel free to call the MapleStory Anonymous Hotline.

[edit] Fake Amazing Race

[edit] Leg 1 (Florida → New York)

• Miami, Florida (Starting point)
• Miami (Miami International Airport) to New York City, New York (John F. Kennedy International Airport)
• New York City (Statue of Liberty)
• New York City (Madison Square Garden) 10px|>fast forward<
• New York City (New York Stock Exchange) 10px|>detour (Buy or Sell)<
• New York City (The Plaza Hotel) 30px|>pit stop (leg 1)<

[edit] Leg 2 (New York → Pennsylvania)

• Ocean City, New Jersey (The Breakers)
• Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (U.S. Mint) 10px|>detour (Penny for your thoughts or Nickel and Dime)<
• Philadelphia (Philadelphia Cheese Steak Restaurant) 10px|>roadblock (Eat Cheese Steak)<
• Philadelphia (Liberty Bell) 30px|>pit stop (leg 2)<

[edit] Leg 3 (Pennsylvania)

• Philadelphia (Philadelphia International Airport) to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (Pittsburgh International Airport)
• Pittsburgh (PNC Park)
• Pittsburgh (Gateway Clipper Fleet) 10px|>detour (Wet or Wager)<
• Pittsburgh (Andy Warhol Museum) 10px|>roadblock (Slide Puzzle of Andy Warhol Painting)<
• Pittsburgh (Henry Clay Frick House ([2]) 30px|>pit stop (leg 3)<

[edit] Leg 4 (Pennsylvania → Illinois)

• Chicago, Illinois (O’Hare International Airport)
• Chicago (Sears Tower)
• Chicago (Chicago Sun Times) 10px|>fast forward (Find Jay)<
• Chicago (Wrigley Field and U.S. Cellular Field)10px|>detour (Cubs or White Sox)<
• Chicago (Geno’s East)10px|>roadblock (Eat Deep Dish Pizza)<
• Chicago (Navy Pier)30px|>pit stop (leg 4)<

[edit] Leg 5 (Illinois → Texas)

• Chicago (O’Hare International Airport) to Houston, Texas (George Bush Intercontinental Airport)
• Houston (Astrodome) 10px|>detour (Frustration Now or Frustration Later)<
• Houston (National Space and Technology Association) 10px|>roadblock (Test Centrifuge)<
• San Antonio (The Alamo) 30px|>pit stop (leg 5)<

[edit] Leg 6 (Texas → South Dakota)

• San Antonio (Toilet Seat Art Museum)
• Dallas (Texas Schoolbook Depository) 10px|>detour (Real Search or Info Search)<
• Omaha, Nebraska (Rosenblatt Stadium) 10px|>roadblock (Get Base-Hit)<
• South Dakota South Dakota (Mt. Rushmore) 30px|>pit stop (leg 6)<

[edit] Leg 7 (South Dakota → Montana)

• Rapid City (Rapid City Regional Airport) to Billings, Montana , (Billings Logan International Airport)
• Billings (Pompey’s Pillar)
• Great Falls (Charles Marion Russell Museum) 10px|>detour (Find a Creation or Make a Creation)<
• Havre (Underground Mall) 10px|>road block (Complete shopping list)<
• Lincoln (Unabomber’s Cabin)30px|>pit stop (leg 7)<

[edit] Leg 8 (Montana → Colorado)

• Cheyenne, Wyoming (Cheyenne Depot Museum)
• Cheyenne (Phantom Fireworks) 10px|>fastforward (Find Working Roman Candle) <
• Denver, Colorado (Red Rock Ampitheatre) 10px|>detour (Rock Out or Rock Dig)<
• Denver (Coors Field) 10px|>road block (Retrieve Clue from Artificial Waterfall.)<
• Aspen (Jimi Hendrix Shrine) 30px|>pit stop (leg 8)<

[edit] Leg 9 (Colorado → Arizona)

• Phoenix, Arizona (Chase Field)
• Phoenix (Mystery Castle) 10px|>detour (Cool Down or Heat Up)<
• Phoenix (Papago Park) 10px|>road block (Fire Dance)<
• Phoenix (Camelback Mountain) 30px|>pit stop (leg 9)<

[edit] Leg 10 (Arizona → Nevada)

• Phoenix (Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport) to Las Vegas, Nevada (McCarran International Airport)
• Las Vegas (Stratosphere Hotel)
• Las Vegas (Excalibur Hotel) 10px|>detour (Skeptic or Believer)<
• Las Vegas (Luxor Hotel and Casino) 10px|>road block (Egyptian Game)< 30px|>pit stop (leg 10)<

[edit] Leg 11 (Nevada → California)

• Los Angeles, California
• Hollywood (Hollywood Sign)
• Hollywood (Mann’s Chinese Theatre) 10px|>detour (Handprint or Footsprint)<
• Hollywood (CBS Studios) 10px|>road block (Deliver Props)<
• Hollywood (Big Brother House) 30px|>pit stop (leg 11)<

[edit] Leg 12 (California)

• Los Angeles (Los Angeles International Airport) to San Francisco, (San Francisco International Airport)
• San Francisco (Trolley Car Museum) 10px|>fastforward (Ride Trolley Car) <
• San Francisco (Lombard Street)
• San Francisco (Golden Gate Bridge) 10px|>detour (Bike 4 lengths or Skate 2 lengths)<
• San Francisco (Pier 32) 10px|>road block (Dive beneath the water)<
• San Francisco (Alcatraz) 30px|>pit stop (leg 12)<

[edit] Leg 13 (California → Washington)

• San Francisco (Transamerica Pyramid)
• San Francisco (San Francisco International Airport) to Seattle, Washington (Seattle-Tacoma International Airport)
• Seattle (Safeco Field) 10px|>road block (construct totem pole)<
• Seattle (Pike Place Market) 10px|>detour (Coffee House or Fish Market)<
• Seattle (Qwest Field)
• Seattle (Space Needle) (Finish Line)

[edit] This User Is Bored

[edit] Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue

In its day, the Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue was the largest and arguably most important bathroom tissue museum in the world. Before closing in 2000, the MMBT was located at 305 N. Hamilton in Madison, Wis., in a second-floor apartment three blocks from the state capitol.

The MMBT’s permanent collection contained approximately 3,000 rolls of toilet paper from around the world. The toilet paper's origins ranged from the bathrooms of other museums, like the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Guggenheim, to American tourist destinations like Wall Drug and Graceland. The museum also boasted extensive holdings of European, African, Australian, Canadian, and Mexican toilet paper as well as an encyclopedic collection of toilet paper from bars and restaurants all over the city of Madison. The Manufacturers Wing contained a small but interesting collection of retail samples donated by toilet paper manufacturers, many with headquarters in nearby Wisconsin paper-producing areas like the Fox River Valley.

The museum featured an audio tour, informative displays detailing the history of toilet paper, and a rotating “Roll of the Week.” The institution held frequent donation drives to create new museum additions like “Ode To Our Mothers,” a collection which boasted toilet paper taken from museumgoers’ mothers’ bathrooms. Visitors were always encouraged to collect toilet paper and donate it to the museum. In addition to its normal hours, the MMBT frequently held evening social events to display recent acquisitions, welcome new visitors to the museum, and recruit more people to collect for the museum. In later years, those who donated toilet paper were awarded membership complete with i.d. cards. The museum’s publications included brochures, a calendar, and the MMBT newsletter, “Swipe.”

The MMBT’s recreation center, the Down Below Lounge, was located in an apartment directly below the museum, on the first floor of the building and connected to the museum via a back stairwell.

While the first museum visitors were largely UW students and Madison residents, after the MMBT found its way into numerous national magazines and travel guides, people from around the country began to come to the museum. By the late 1990s, the collection had grown to its peak size of 3,000 rolls and the MMBT member roster boasted nearly 25 dedicated collectors. The Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue, which was eventually acknowledged by the Madison Chamber of Commerce and the Wisconsin Tourism Board, closed its doors in December 2000.

Staff And History

The roll of toilet paper that would bring about the genesis of the MMBT was collected by Carol Kolb and Franzine Geis in 1992 from The Trophy Room, a tavern in Lodi, WI. A bartender gave the roll of toilet paper as a gift to the two friends, who needed toilet paper for Geis’ bathroom. At end, Kolb and Geis did not use the toilet paper at Geis' Madison apartment and instead made a pledge to collect further rolls of toilet paper from additional Wisconsin small towns. The college students enjoyed frequenting the bars and restaurants outside Madison, enjoying the change of pace they offered from campus life and their relaxed “carding” practices. Geis used a marker to write where the toilet paper was collected, the city and state, and the date it had been procured. This would remain the official labeling system for the life of the museum.

Some months later, Geis moved into an apartment with Susan Hildebrandt, a longtime friend of Kolb’s, and the collection of about 15 rolls of toilet paper came with her. The collection continued to grow slowly but steadily as acquisitions from Madison-area taverns in Sun Prairie, Waunakee, and Verona were joined by those from wider variety of destinations throughout Wisconsin.

When Hildebrandt and Kolb moved into a summer sublet together in 1993, they brought around 100 rolls with them. (Some rolls may have remained with Geis, although the number is unclear.) Nicknamed variously “the Crypt,” and the “The Moldy Underground,” the basement one-bedroom apartment was also occupied by Hildebrandt and Kolb’s friend Matt Ledger. The toilet paper collection more than doubled in size during its three months in this apartment, when the roommates took their first interstate toilet-paper collecting trip. The three traveled throughout the south, gathering toilet paper from such places as NASA headquarters and Graceland. While they prized rolls collected from prominent locations, it was the collectors’ idea that the numerical expansion of the collection was equally as important. Therefore, they also took toilet paper from whichever bathrooms they happened to find themselves in—fast-food restaurants and gas stations included.

In the fall, Ledger, Kolb, and Hildebrandt moved into the three-bedroom apartment at on Hamilton Street and built shelves in their living room to accomodate about 250 rolls of toilet paper. Shortly after, they decided their impressive collection should be open to public viewing and founded the Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue. The three roommates sacrificed the rest of the living room and adjoining alcove to display the quickly expanding collection. They established museum hours and placed a sign on the door welcoming the public to view the collection during its regular hours or call to make an appointment for a private tour. The suggested donation for the museum was 25 cents, but the three usually waived the fee. They also distributed coupons for free admission which mentioned that the bearer of the coupon was entitled to a free grilled cheese sandwich if the refrigerator happened to contain cheese, bread, and butter.

Toilet paper-collecting trips continued, with the museum founders spending several weeks of the year on road trips gathering specimens for display. In the early years, it was primarily Kolb, Hildebrandt, and Ledger making these trips by car, but in later years other volunteers joined the staff or made separate journeys to destinations both national and international. In time, the museum’s resident staff changed, with original curator Kolb as primary live-in management, aided by Jeffrey P. Worthen and Todd Hanson.

For the length of the museum’s existence, most of the adjoining apartments were occupied by MMBT members and friends of the founders. In 1997, a group of active collectors moved into the apartment directly below the museum. Thereupon, the lower apartment was transformed into the Down Below Lounge, where movies and games were played on the lounge’s ten televisions, and bands performed for MMBT/DBL social events. Guests flowed freely between the two apartments and visitors were often led up the back stairwell for late-night private tours of the museum. The Down Below Lounge was created by Patrick Kleist and Brian Kolterman, with the help of Hanson. While its function was somewhat altered, the DBL would outlast the MMBT by a year.

[edit] GET PWNT BY BEAR!!!

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Extracted from here. Timrem 01:00, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Joke

WARNING - Please do not edit the sandbox while this edit is up. The sandbox is currently being moved to here.

Thank you, Wikibot

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I only fell for the Wikibot warning...Timrem 02:03, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Image:Encyclopaedia Dramatica logo.PNG

Needs more dramatica. This article is boring. It needs more [encyclopedia dramatica].

Image:Encyclopaedia Dramatica logo.PNG

Needs more dramatica. This article is low on dramatica. It needs more [dramatica].

[edit] Spanking Monkeys

Cruel and unusual punishment? Image:Monkey3.jpg

[edit] ^_^

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

[edit] HUH?

YaY sucksucksucksucksukc lol i'm winning

[edit] Ok...Eggssss

So you get what Mark said, Cedric?

Yes. I wish I could travel through time and space like those monks.

And I wish to move far away from those barnacle heads Spongebob and Patrick Star!

Happy Gilmore went to his happy place.

everyone has a happy place, you have to train yourself how to stay in that stress free place.

Polly is great.

Eggssss

eggs

[edit] Amusing

Im sorry if this is vandalising, but this isnt needed.

[edit] Careful with catshit!

Sandboxes are places where defecating house cats leave feces laden with the toxiplasmosis animalcule. This bug is a perfect parasite living in its human host for life without causing symptoms except just in the case that the host is a pregnant woman or an immunocompromised individual. In these cases the paramecium causes overt and sometimes fatal disease. Careful with catshit!

[edit] From the Sandbox (Duh!)

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[edit] stuff?

Image:Sarahvulva crop.jpg we can put vulvas in the sandobox, right?

[edit] NI

ph34r teh evill DRONG!! ONOZ HERE HE C0M3S!! HIDE T3H CHEEZE!!
PLOONK!!!

_   _

|o\_/o|

RUN TO JAPAN
THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL
AHHH!!! ESKIMO
/\ <-- converging lines

[edit] MS-DOS emulator 3.7

/login
MS-DOS emulator 3.7
Please type in a command
G:\directory\ROOT\recovery.exe
/execute
"recovery.exe" startup
find
???
/find \id123789028381
action complete
/scan ROOT
action complete
open ROOT\id123789028381
C:\windows\system\system32\BINREC\RECYCLER
/recover
recover failed\identify
C:\windows\system\system32\BINREC\RECYCLER :all
/recover
recover failed
file "all" not found
C:\windows\system\system32\BINREC\RECYCLER :245090260sm.gif 9927792ire.gif 892992800io.gif
/recover
recover failed
/recover
recover failed
/recover
recover failed
/recover
recover failed
/RECOVER YOU STUPID SHIT
"RECOVER YOU STUPID SHIT" is either a bad command or file name
/FUCK YOU
"FUCK YOU" is either a bad command or file name
fuck!!1!
???
/exit

[edit] How to set your ABD - Analog buttock drive/definitions of wanker accesories

ACOCKblation

Absolute instability of Nipples 

Absorbing tampons
Abstracts penis GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS
AC circuit breakers and toilet humour
AC generator masturbation

AC generators SUX, MACHINE THEORY IS SHIT

AC GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS machines ARRRRRGH!!!!!

• AC measurements+ ===> Instead use:

   FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

AC motor drives VAROOOOOM!

AC motor protection MOTOR RACING COCKS!

AC motors FORMULA ONE!

• Accelerated testing+ VWOOSH!===> Instead use:

ANUS DILATION TESTING Amplifier distortion WAAAAAWOOOH!
Amplifier noise

FSSSSHHHTTTTT!

Amplifiers

    Binary coded decimals 10110001010111101001011100

BCH codes

• Beam focusing WEEEEEEEMMOOWAA! pssht! pssht! pshhBeep beep beep boop boop+ ===> Instead use

  E-COLI COLA/Revolution of 1688

[edit] Revision as of 01:40, December 15, 2006

#redirect Image:Penis angles 4.JPG

ed. note click the redirect at your own peril. The name says it all.