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Body parts slang is any slang term which makes reference to sexual organs and related parts of the body.

Contents 1 Introduction 2 Non gender-specific 2.1 General terms for intimate body parts 2.2 Anus 2.2.1 Anus A-E 2.2.2 Anus F-P 2.2.3 Anus R-Z 2.3 Nipples 2.4 Perineum 2.5 Posterior 2.5.1 Posterior A-G 2.5.2 Posterior H-Z 2.5.3 Posterior cleavage 2.6 Pubic hair 2.7 Thighs 3 Male genitalia 3.1 Penis 3.1.1 Penis A-B 3.1.2 Penis C 3.1.3 Penis D-E 3.1.4 Penis F-I 3.1.5 Penis J-K 3.1.6 Penis L 3.1.7 Penis M 3.1.8 Penis N-O 3.1.9 Penis P 3.1.10 Penis Q-R 3.1.11 Penis S 3.1.12 Penis T-U 3.1.13 Penis V-Z 3.1.14 Erection 3.1.15 Foreskin (prepuce) 3.1.16 Glans Penis ("head") 3.2 Testicles 3.2.1 Testicles A-J 3.2.2 Testicles K-Z 3.2.3 Scrotum 3.3 Penis and testicles 4 Female intimate parts 4.1 Breasts 4.1.1 Breasts A 4.1.2 Breasts B 4.1.3 Breasts C 4.1.4 Breasts D 4.1.5 Breasts E 4.1.6 Breasts F 4.1.7 Breasts G 4.1.8 Breasts H 4.1.9 Breasts I 4.1.10 Breasts J 4.1.11 Breasts K 4.1.12 Breasts L 4.1.13 Breasts M 4.1.14 Breasts N 4.1.15 Breasts O 4.1.16 Breasts P 4.1.17 Breasts Q 4.1.18 Breasts R 4.1.19 Breasts S 4.1.20 Breasts T 4.1.21 Breasts U 4.1.22 Breasts V 4.1.23 Breasts W 4.1.24 Breasts X 4.1.25 Breasts Y 4.1.26 Breasts Z 4.2 Female genitalia 4.2.1 Vagina 4.2.1.1 Vagina A-B 4.2.1.2 Vagina C 4.2.1.3 Vagina D-F 4.2.1.4 Vagina G-L 4.2.1.5 Vagina M-R 4.2.1.6 Vagina S-X 4.2.1.7 Vagina Y-Z 4.2.2 Hymen 4.2.3 Vulva 4.2.4 Clitoris 4.2.5 Labia 4.2.6 Gräfenberg Spot 4.2.7 Cervix 4.2.8 Uterus 5 External links

[edit] Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

[edit] Non gender-specific

The following terms are used for both male and female anatomy.

[edit] General terms for intimate body parts

General terms for the intimate parts of the human body. These (should) apply to males and females.

• Bits
• Family jewels
• Junk
• Naughty bits
• Nether regions
• Package, his/her
• Private parts
• Privates
• Privy parts
• Rudies
• Uglies
• Milk and Cookies
• Kibbles & Bits
• Unit

[edit] Anus

These terms may refer to the anus or rectum.

[edit] Anus A-E

• Alternate Cum Dumpster
• Asshole/Arsehole/A-hole
• Ass pipe
• Back door
• Back passage
• Bak-mus (norwegian)
• Balloon knot
• Beschniergni (ravonic)
• Bourneville Boulevard
• Brown eye
• Brunøyet (Norwegian)
• Brown star
• Brown starfish
• Brownflower
• Bunghole
• Buttery cornhole
• Butthole
• Button Spider
• Cadbury Cul-de-Sac
• Chocolate channel
• Chocolate Donut
• Chocolate factory
• Chocolate lovers hole to happiness
• Cinnamon Ring
• Chocolate starfish
• Club fag
• Cock dock
• Cockhole
• Constipation Crater
• Cornhole
• Crap-shotte
• Cu (Portuguese)
• Culo (Spanish)
• Cumhole
• Difficult brown (as opposed to easy pink - a snooker reference)
• Dildo tunnel, the
• Dirt box
• Dirt star
• Dirt track, the
• Doop Chute
• Exit
• Forever Unblinking Brown Eye

[edit] Anus F-P

• Fart vent
• Fisting fancy
• Frenchman's fantasy
• Fudge Factory
• Gaand (Hindi)
• Gary
• Goatse-hole
• Grandmother's mouth
• Grommet
• Gunga
• Hershey Highway
• Hole
• Hole #2
• Kaviarstjerne (norwegian) (av søsknene hovind)
• Ketsu no ana (Japanese)
• Leather Cheerio
• Left hole
• Love chute
• Love tube
• Lunar landing
• Mangina (rhymes with "China")
• Mansfield
• Marmite motorway
• Martha
• Mojino (Spanish)
• Mud hole
• Mudcutter
• Myrkhålet (a Norwegian word invented by Jon Lotvik Herdstad)
• Ojete (Spanish)
• Orto (Spanish)
• Oxo Tower
• Paris
• Peida (Portuguese)
• Poo pipe
• Pooh Tube
• Poop chute
• Pooper
• Puckered Starfish
• Pussy (for gay men)

[edit] Anus R-Z

• Rass (Norwegian)
• Rear Hole
• Rear Pussy(Gay)
• Ring of fire (after a curry)
• Ringpiece
• Rizz-hole (or Rizz'ole)
• Ronson Lighter (Shiter)
• Route 66
• Rusty Brown's ring donut
• Rusty bullet-wound
• Rusty sheriff's badge
• Rævhol (Norwegian)
• Seventh Planet from the Sun
• Spam Fritter (Shitter)
• Shit cutter
• Shit hole
• Shit pipe
• Shitter
• Shit vent
• South Pole
• Stink star
• Typewriter (Shiter)
• Turd Cutter
• Turd Squirter
• Whale's Eye
• Where The Sun Don't Shine
• Toot Passage
• Wrong hole
• Wiener Entrance
• Zonker Zone

[edit] Nipples

• Artesians (from the beer commercial, "I seem 'em." They hide in women's bras and stick out their noses when chilly.)
• Balconi (Romanian)
• Bullets
• Bumps
• Chapel Hat Pegs
• Chichitas
• Chikubi (Japanese)
• Circuit breakers (Referring to the type commonly used on aircraft. 5amp, 10amp, 15amp, etc. refers to the size, and "popped" would refer to erect nipples; e.g., "Wow. She has 25 amp circuit breakers and they are popped".)
• Clam Necks
• Daggers
• Diamond Cutters
• Dots
• Highbeams
• Headlights (as in She's got her headlights on when erect or protruding nipples can be seen through a female's clothes)
• JCB Starter Buttons
• Milk missiles
• Mosquito bites
• Nips/Nippies
• Pancakes (for very large, wide nipples)
• Pezones (Spanish)
• Pencil Erasers
• Pimentos
• Pimples that won't pop, the
• Pink Thimbles
• Pointers
• Rack
• Raisins
• Scammell Wheel Nuts
• She's smuggling peanuts! (when erect or protruding nipples can be seen through a female's clothes; also tic-tacs or peas)
• Tater Tots
• Teats/Teaties
• Thermometers
• Tits
• Salamander Tits (Yes)

[edit] Perineum

The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals (in both males and females).

• ABC (ass ball connector)
• Barse (balls + arse)
• Banus (balls + anus)
• Baunch
• Bemus
• Betweemus
• Briar Patch
• Burl
• Choad
• Choda
• Chotus
• Chunder (in the UK this term usually refers to vomit)
• Crossroad
• Danger zone
• Derf
• Fatch
• Fleshy Fun Bridge
• Gonch (Canada)
• Gooch
• Gritch
• Great divide
• Grundle
• Guiche or Ginch (Canada)
• Gulch
• Humber Bridge (The bridge that links Grimsby to Hull, i.e., the fishy bit to the shitty bit)
• Land Bridge
• Nacho as in "Nacho balls, nacho ass"
• Nifkin
• No man's land
• Norge (rhymes with "George")
• Pussanus (pussy + anus)
• Sandbar
• Sbab (Space Between Ass and Balls)
• Scruttocks (scrotum + buttocks)
• Skeech
• Smelly Bridge
• Taint/Tain't/'Tain't/T'ain't (from a contraction of "it ain't", as used in "T'ain't pussy, and t'ain't ass")
• Tate (a frequent mispronunciation of Taint)
• Twernt ("If it twernt there, your intestines would fall out")
• UA (Useless Area)
• Void, the
• Yutt
• pepper patch (alexandria va)
• spicckle spacckle

[edit] Posterior

Terms for the buttocks.

[edit] Posterior A-G

• Apple bottom
• Ass (US English)
• Arse (British English)
• Atrás (Portuguese)
• Back
• Backside
• Badunka-dunk/Badunka-dunk-dunk (Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott song: "Work it")
• Batty (Jamaican slang)
• Behind
• Beu-tocks (From the film "Ensign Pulver")
• Biffin
• Booty
• Bottom
• Bowl
• Bum (British or Canadian English)
• Bummocks
• Bunda (Portuguese)
• Bung
• Buns
• Butt (US English)
• Caboose
• Cachetes, los (Spanish)
• Cake
• Can
• Cheeks
• Cola/Colita (Latin American Spanish)
• Culo (Spanish and Italian)
• Cushions
• Derrière (French)
• Dupa (Polish)
• Fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina)
• Ghetto-booty (very large posterior)
• Grippers

[edit] Posterior H-Z

• Hekk (Norwegian)
• Hiney
• Hoo Hah (From M*A*S*H)
• Junk in the trunk (Large posterior)
• Keester/Keister
• Ketsu (Japanese)
• Land down under, the
• Landing pad
• Moon
• Nalgas (Spanish)
• Onion
• Oshiri (Japanese)
• Pompis (Mexican Spanish)
• Pooper/Pooter
• Poto (South American Spanish)
• Rear end
• Rump
• Seater
• Shelf
• Shiri (Japanese)
• Sit Bones
• Teazak (Arabic)
• Tokhes (Yiddish)
• Trasero (Spanish)
• Trailer
• Trunk
• Tuchas (Yiddish)
• Tush/Tushie

[edit] Posterior cleavage

Rørleggersprekk (norwegian) Aircondition (norwegian)

[edit] Pubic hair

• Arbusto, el (Latin American Spanish)
• Beaver (for women; can be used for pubic hair or for the lack thereof)
• Bhosra(used only for female pubic hair)(Hindi)
• Boosh
• Bush
• Carpet (as in, does the carpet match the drapes?)
• Chinge (male pubic hair)(Japanese)
• Crotch Fire
• Conejo (women only; "rabbit" read:furry) (Spanish)
• Ecu (women's only. Old English, from French "ecu" = shield: refering to shape of the pubes)
• Elmo
• Felpudo (used only for female pubic hair) (Spanish)
• Floci (Romanian)
• Floss
• Fluff
• Forest
• Fur
• Fuzz
• Gaza Strip (used principally in connection with Jewish women)
• Grass
• Growler
• Growth
• Grove
• Hea (Japanese)
• Inmou (Japanese)
• Jhaath(male pubic hair)(Hindi)
• Jungle of love
• Lettuce
• Landing strip (after a Brazilian wax)
• Laure Ka Baal(male pubic hair)(Hindi)
• Lund Ka Baal(male pubic hair)(Hindi)
• Mange (female pubic hair)(Japanese)
• Mound
• Muff
• Muffin
• Nest
• Oso, el (Spanish: the bear)
• Peach fuzz (female; sparse, light hair)
• Pelitos, los (Latin American Spanish)
• Pendejos (Cuban Spanish)
• Pentelhos (Portuguese)
• Pubes
• Short and curlies
• Spiders Legs
• Stuff
• Thatch

[edit] Thighs

• Cunt stimulators
• Futomomo (Japanese)
• Gams
• Meat columns
• Passion cylinders
• Penis stimulatees
• Sexies (for women)

[edit] Male genitalia

Some terms refer to only the penis or only the testicles, and some to both. The distinction is not always clear. However, an attempt has been made to classify the terms in this manner.

[edit] Penis

[edit] Penis A-B

• Angry Samoan
• Anteater (foreskinned penis)
• Arrow
• Ass plower
• Ass pounder
• Ass ripper
• Azro-Tararg The Destroyer of Vaginas
• Badajo (Spanish)
• Baloney
• Banana/Platano (Spanish)
• Barbarian/The Barbarian
• Beautiful
• Bea
• Beaver buster
• Beaver cleaver
• Beef bayonet
• Beer can (penis with large girth)
• Beer keg (penis with extremly large girth)
• Bell
• Bellend
• Bethany M (gamespot forums admin. Her picture is ugly.)
• Berliner ("Ich bin ein...")
• Bibys (Lithuanian)
• Bicho (Spanish)
• Bicycle
• Big Ben
• Big Ed and the twins
• Bipper
• Bird
• Bishop
• Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcised penis)
• Bitchsplitter, The
• Blinky (My Fellow Americans)
• Blood Thirsty Hound
• Blue-veined microphone
• Blue-veined throbber
• Blue-veined pumpit junkit
• Bologna Pony
• Bone
• Boner
• Boy's best friend
• Boycock
• Boyhood
• Boypleaser
• Boypole
• Boystick
• Bratwurst (Die Mommy Die! Reference; German)
• Butter Ding
• Butoh

[edit] Penis C

• Cabbage roll
• Captain, the
• Captain Kirk
• Captain McPenis Penis
• Captain Picard
• Captain Planet
• Captain Winky
• Caralho (Portuguese)
• Carne (Spanish, Italian: meat)
• Cazzo (Calabrian dialect of Italian)
• Center pole
• Cervix slammer (long penis)
• Cigala (Del CATALA)
• Cheney (reference to Dick Cheney)
• Cherry popper
• Chilichute
• Chinchin (Japanese)
• Chinko (Japanese)
• Chinpo (Japanese)
• Choad/Chode (penis; sometimes defined as a penis with width greater than length)
• Chorra (Spanish)
• Chromosome snake
• Cipote (Spanish)
• Clit tickler
• Clouded Frost Spire (black metal penis)
• Clyde
• Cock
• Cock rocket
• Colonel
• Corn dog
• Crank
• Cream filled sausage
• Creamcicle
• Cum Cannon (for strong ejaculations)
• Cumgun
• Cumpole
• Cumrod
• Cumshooter
• Cumstick
• Cunt buster
• Cunt poker
• Cunt pounder
• Cunt ripper
• Cunt thumper
• Cyclops

[edit] Penis D-E

• Danglin' Fury
• Daniel
• Denture cleaner
• Det tredje beinet (The third leg) (Norwegian) as performed in song by Tom Mathisen
• Devirginator
• Diamond Cutter
• Dick
• Ding-a-ling

ding ding

• Ding-dong
• Dingus
• Dink
• Dipstick
• Doctor Evil
• Dolk (Danish, actually means "knife")
• Dong/Donger
• Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
• Doodle-dandy (from masturbation)
• Doomhammer
• Dork
• Dragon Wang
• Drill/Driller
• Dusty Gazongas
• Egg roll
• Eiffel Tower
• Elastic warrior
• Elvis
• Endowment
• Engine clanker
• Equipment

[edit] Penis F-I

• F.D.R. and The New Deal
• Fatboy Slim
• Father Christmas
• First Penis, The (The US President's)
• Fireman
• Flagpole
• Flaming Staff of Vengeance which Conquers the Sniveling Flowers of Pink Town with Medieval War Bombs of Gooey Hysteria
• Fuck stick
• Fucker
• Fur-seeking meat missile
• Gazong
• Gherkin
• Giggle stick
• God
• Goober
• Gut stick
• Guy's best friend
• Ham trucheon
• Hangdown
• Happiness
• Hasenpfeffer (German)
• Heat-seeking missile/Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
• Herman the German in a turtleneck
• Hobbit
• Hog/Hawg
• Hooded Knight
• Hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
• Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
• Hose
• Hot dog
• Human Horn (Futurama reference)
• Impregnator

[edit] Penis J-K

• Jack the Ripper
• Jills Javalin
• Jabba (In the film 'Without a paddle' - "... Jabba back in his hutt!"
• Jade phoenix
• Jammy
• Jawbreaker
• Jesus
• Ji ba (Mandarin)
• Jimmer jammer
• Jimmy
• Jizz cannon
• Jizzer
• John Thomas (term first used in Lady Chatterley's Lover)
• Johnson
• Jonathan's one-eyed master
• Joystick
• Junk
• Khaaaan
• Kickstand
• Kidney cracker (Frantics reference)
• Kidney sweeper
• Kielbasa (a type of Polish sausage)
• Knee knocker
• Knob
• Kuk(k) (Norwegian)
• Kutas (Polish)

[edit] Penis L

• Lad (Irish)
• Lanze (German)
• Lap bone
• Lap taffy
• Leaning Tower of Pisa
• Leg wand
• Lightsaber
• Limecat
• Lingum or lingam (from Hindu)
• Little Buddy
• Little Elvis
• Little General, the (from the tv show Friends)
• Little Major, the (from the tv show Friends)
• Little Man
• Little Willy
• Lizard
• LlamaGuy
• Log
• Lollipop
• Longfellow
• Love club
• Love loaf
• Love length
• Love missile
• Love muscle
• Love Pump
• Love Sausage
• Love snake
• Love stick
• Love wand
• LUEshi
• Luncheon Meat Truncheon

[edit] Penis M

• Magic dragon (reference to Pete's Dragon)
• Magic stick
• Magic wand
• Main cable
• Main vein
• Manhood
• Manmeat
• Manrod
• Manroot
• Mantower
• Martillo (Spanish: Hammer)
• Meat
• Meat missile (made famous by Max Hardcore)
• Meat piston
• Meat popsicle
• Meat stick
• Meat thermometer
• Meat whistle
• Meat-seeking pissile
• Megg's best friend (cajun vernacular)
• Member (Spanish: Miembro)
• Mickey (chiefly Irish)
• Micro Mikey
• Middle leg (large penis)
• Minchia (Sicilian dialect of Italian)
• Mini-Me (reference to Austin Powers)
• Minga (Spanish)
• Missile
• Monkey
• Monster
• Mr. Happy
• Mr. Wiggly

[edit] Penis N-O

• Needle
• Non-Directional Radar Guided Vagaina Finder
• Ochinchin (Japanese)
• Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
• One-eyed monster/sitting on a beanbag chair
• One-eyed snake
• One-eyed trouser snake
• One-eyed trouser trout
• Organ
• Oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")

[edit] Penis P

• Panga (Latin American Spanish)
• Passion pole
• Pecker
• Pedro/Peter
• Peener
• Pee-pee
• Peeper
• Pee-puette
• Pee-wee
• Pelir
• Pen
• Pencil
• Pencildick
• Percy
• Peter
• Phallus
• Piça (Portuguese)
• Picha (Portuguese)
• Pickle
• Pickledick (High School High reference)
• Piço (Portuguese)
• Piece of Pork (Reference to "Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis," a song sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python's Meaning of Life)
• Pija (Spanish)
• Pijo (Spanish)
• Pikk (Norwegian)
• Pimmel (German)
• Pinga (Spanish)
• Pink Darth Vader
• Pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
• Pipe
• Piperoll (movie "She's Gotta Have It")
• Pisser
• Plank
• Pleasure pole
• Pleasure scepter
• Pleasure stick
• Pocker
• Pocket rocket
• Pole
• Polla (Spanish)
• Popcorn surprise
• Pork hammer
• Pork sword
• Poronga (Spanish)
• Porra (Portuguese)
• Pounder
• PP-wet
• Presidential staff
• Prick
• Princess
• Pud
• Pump action yoghurt gun
• Purple fist
• Purple katana
• Purple-headed monster
• Purple-headed mushroom
• Purple-headed yogurt slinger
• Purple-headed warrior
• Purple-helmet warrior
• Purple-veined clarinet
• Pussy plower
• Putz
• Pympalas (lithuanian)
• Python

[edit] Penis Q-R

• Rammer
• Ramrod
• Rape rod
• Rapestick
• Rearpoker
• Red Rocket
• Remington
• Richard (Little Richard)
• Richard Pearce (Extremely Small Penis)
• Rocket
• Rocketrod
• Rod
• Roger Ramrod (adult video game)
• Rumple Foreskin

[edit] Penis S

• Sailor
• Salami
• Salami packer
• Samurai's Backup
• Sausage (Spanish: Salchicha)
• Scepter
• Schlinger
• Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
• Schmeckle
• Schmuck
• Schnitzel
• Schwanz (Swiss German)
• Schwarz (Spaceballs)
• Schwanzstucker (from Young Frankenstein)
• Shaft
• Shit stabber
• Shrimp Tempura
• Skin flute
• Slammer
• Smoked meat log
• Snake
• Snopp
• Snuffaluffagus (foreskinned penis)
• Spam
• Spam javelin
• Spanky
• Stanley (the power tool)
• Steaming stalk
• Stick/Schtick
• Snack trays
• Sword

[edit] Penis T-U

• 10 Inches of Dr. (insert man's name here)'s Root Medicine
• Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
• Tent Rod
• Thigh spreader
• Thigh stimulator
• Third leg (large penis)
• Throbbing Thrill Hammer
• Timpo (2ch)
• Tissemann (danish/Tissemand) (norwegian)
• Titi (Filipino)
• Todger
• Tommy
• Tommyboy
• Tool
• Tootsie Roll
• Toy
• Treff
• Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
• Trolley
• Trouser snake
• Trouser trout
• Trouser weasel
• Trunk
• Tube steak
• Tummy banana
• Thumper
• Twat jockey
• Twig
• Twitchiergni (ravonic)
• Uccello (Italian: bird)
• Unit

[edit] Penis V-Z

• V-Rod
• Vein-Inlaid Meat Pipe
• Verga (Spanish, used more in Latin America than in Spain)
• Verga (Portuguese, used more in Portugal than in Spain)
• Vienna sausage
• Viper
• Vitelo (Portuguese)
• Voodoo stick
• Wang/Wong
• Wang-dang-doodle
• Wanger/Wanga
• War club
• War hammer
• Warrior of love
• weapon of ass destruction
• Wee-wee
• Wiener (misspelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
• Wienie (or Weinie, Weenie)
• Wenus (reference to an episode of Friends; meant to sound like the combination of Wiener and Penis, but actually an acronym for "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics")
• Whip
• Whiz wand
• Wife's best friend
• Wiggly, Mr
• Willie/Willy
• Wing wong
• Winkie
• Wobbly
• Worm
• XY stick
• Yogurt slinger
• Yoni feeder
• Zabourah (Arabic)

[edit] Erection

• Asadachi (morning erection in Japanese)
• BMW (Big Morning Wood)
• Bokki (Japanese)
• Bone/Boner
• Boutte (French, used more in Quebec than in France)
• Chubby
• Diamond Cutter
• Empalmado (Spanish)
• Erecto (Spanish)
• Flagpole
• Hard/Hard-on (Spanish: Duro)
• Honk the Horn
• Horn
• Happy to see you
• Knochen (German: bone)
• Latte (German)
• Morgenbrød (morning bread) (Norwegian
• Morning Glory
• Morning missile
• Morning wood
• Pitching a tent (When under a blanket)
• Pocket rocket
• President Wilson
• Raising the flag
• Ständer (German)
• Stiffy
• Steifen (German)
• Saluting the general
• Standing attention
• Tesão (Portuguese)
• Throb
• Trempera (Spanish)
• Truncheon
• Tusa (Portuguese)
• Upstanding citizen
• Viagra's kicking in
• Wood/Woody
• Woodrow

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[edit] Foreskin (prepuce)

• Banana skin
• Blinds
• Bobby's anorak
• Burrito
• Cafe curtains
• Coin tray
• Curtains
• Drapes
• Elephant's snout
• Extra skin
• Fatah (Arabic; considered a grave insult)
• Goatskin
• Gobbler
• Helmet pelmet
• Hood
• Lace (curtains)
• Onion skin
• Pea-sized purse
• Sheath
• Snapper
• Turtleneck (sweater)
• Toque
• Venetian blinds
• Zalupa (Russian)

[edit] Glans Penis ("head")

• Army helmet
• Bell
• Bell end
• Cabeza (Spanish)
• Capullo (Spanish)
• Cue ball
• Darth Vader
• Dome
• Fireman
• Fronthead
• German Stormtrooper
• Knob
• Mushroom cap
• Plum
• Puntita, la (Spanish)
• Shiggity-fronthead
• Soldiers Helmet
• Skull
• Warhead
• Zalupa (Russian)

[edit] Testicles

[edit] Testicles A-J

• Acorns
• Agates
• Apples
• Apricots
• Back Wheels
• Bags
• Ballocks
• Balls
• Bangers
• Bannocks
• Baws (Scottish slang)
• Beecham's
• Beans
• Bean bags
• Berries
• Bollocks
• Boys
• Boys in the basement
• Cajones/Cojones (Spanish)
• Colhões (Portuguese)
• Cobblers
• Cods
• Crown jewels
• Eggs
• Family jewels
• Gonads
• Goolies
• Grapes
• Huevos (Spanish: "eggs")
• Hairy danglers
• Jacobs (Rhyming slang: Jacob's Crackers = Knackers)

[edit] Testicles K-Z

• Jellybeans
• Kintama (金玉) (Japanese)
• Kiwi fruits
• Klackers
• Klodser (Danish: "blocks")
• Knackers
• Kogan (睾丸) (Japanese)
• Lemons
• Loins
• Marbles
• Men that guard the ass fort
• Mommy-daddy buttons (Spy Who Shagged Me reference)
• Nadgers
• Nads
• Nana's Purse
• Nards
• Nuts
• Orchestra stalls
• Paparia (Greek)
• Pelotas (Spanish: "balls")
• Ping and Pong
• Plums
• Prunes
• Rocks
• Stepchildren
• Stones
• Store
• Tackle
• Three-threes
• Tomates (Portuguese word for Tomatoes)
• Tests
• Yarbles (A Clockwork Orange reference)

[edit] Scrotum

The scrotum holds the testicles outside of the body cavity.

• Bag
• Ball bag
• Ballsac/Ballsack
• Ballpark
• Bean bag
• Bosack
• Coin purse
• Codlings
• Duffle bag
• Escroto (Portuguese)
• Family jewels
• Hackey Sack
• Knacker bag
• Knapsack
• Mud flap
• Nutsac/Nutsack
• pung (Norwegian)
• Sack
• Saco (Spanish: "sack")
• Scrot
• Spud/potato sack
• Sud sack
• Tea bag

• Tetlies
• Wicked sack
• Yam bag (or Yam Sack)

===Vas Deferens=====

• Banjo String

[edit] Penis and testicles

• Area
• Bangers and mash
• Basket
• Bat and balls
• Beanie Wienies (common cafeteria food)
• Big Jim & the twins
• Bits 'n pieces
• Block and tackle
• Branch and acorns
• Bulges (from early Saturday Night Live's Wild and Crazy Guys stock characters)
• Cabbages and cod
• Cain and Abels
• Captain Winkey and his two first mates
• Cash and prizes
• Crown jewels
• Donkey
• Eggs and bangers/Eggs 'n bangers
• Equipment
• Family jewels
• Frank and beans/Frank 'n beans
• Fruit basket
• Junk
• Lunchbox (UK: particularly used for male athletes)
• Meat and two veg
• Mr. Happy And His Two Nutty Friends
• Nose and spectacles
• Naughty bits
• Package
• Peter, Paul, and Larry
• Rad chilies
• Twig and berries
• Viande et deux legumes (French)
• Wedding tackle

[edit] Female intimate parts

Terms for the female breasts and genitals.

[edit] Breasts

[edit] Breasts A

• Abbott and Costello
• Airbags
• Alaskas
• All day suckers
• Alpha betas
• Alps
• Amazons
• Ample supply
• Amortisseurs (shock absorbers)
• An Bord Bainne (Irish-language; literally, "The Milk Board", the organisation which oversees the dairy industry in Ireland)
• Angel cakes
• Annette Funicellos
• Ant bites
• Appalachians
• Apple dumpling shops
• Apples
• Altars
• Arguments
• Artichokes
• Assets
• Atom smashers
• Attic
• Aurorae Australis
• Ammayi Bayili(Telugu)
• Avant-postes (Outposts)
• Avant-scenes (Apron - of stage)
• Avanteges/Advantages
• Avocados
• Awning

[edit] Breasts B

• B-52's
• Babaloos
• Baby baits
• Baby feeders
• Baby's best friend
• Baby's dinners
• Baby's public house
• Babylons
• Backbreakers
• Back rubbers
• Backrests
• Bag o' groceries
• Baggies
• Baggos
• Bagos
• Bags
• Bait and lure
• Balboas
• Balcon/Balcony
• Balloons
• Baloobas
• Banana squeezers
• Bangers
• Bangles
• Banzais
• Baps
• Barbeaus
• Barnacles
• Barnes and Noble
• Basketballs
• Bassoons
• Bath toys
• Batons
• Battleships
• Baubles
• Bazongas
• Bazonkers
• Bazookas
• Bazoomas
• Bazooms
• Bazoombas
• Beacons
• Beanbags
• Beautiful eyes
• Beaver
• Bebops
• Bedtime beach balls
• Beestings
• Begonias
• Bejonkers
• Ben and Jerry
• Bert and Ernie
• Berthas
• Best friends
• Betty Boops
• Betties
• BiBs (bigger is better!)
• Big bazooties
• Big Berthas
• Big boppers
• Big brown eyes
• Big foot radials
• Big sacks of jugs
• Bigguns
• Bijongas
• Bikini stuffers
• Billibongs
• Binoculars (from Death of a Salesman)
• Bio domes
• Biscuits
• Bits of tid
• Bitties
• Bizcochos
• Blimps
• Blockbusters
• Blouse bunnies
• Bobolas
• Bobos
• Bodacious ta-tas
• Boingos
• Boites-a-Lait (Milk bottles)
• Bolshy groodies
• Bongos
• Bonkers
• Bonnie and Clyde
• Boobage
• Boobalicious
• Boobers
• Boobies
• Booblies
• Boobs
• Bookends
• Bookrests
• Boomers
• Boom-boom rockets
• Bosoms
• Boston wobblers
• Bottles
• Boulderados
• Boulders
• Bouncers
• Bouncing beauties
• Bouncing Betties
• Boy bait
• Boys, the
• Bozos
• Bra buddies
• Bra busters
• Bra fight
• Bra stuffers
• Braille for "Suck me"
• Brain busters
• Braunsteins
• Breakfast tray
• Breasteses (intentional mispluralization)
• Breasticles
• Breed winners
• Brisket
• Bristol Cities, Bristols (derived from "Bristol City"; Cockney rhyming slang for "titty")
• BRitney's Assets (BRAs)
• Bronskis
• Brown speckled pups
• Brown-nosed sweater puppies
• Brownies
• Brustwarzes
• Bubbas
• Bubbies
• Bubble cups
• Bubbles
• Buboes (See Bubonic Plague)
• Bubs
• Buckets
• Buds
• Bugs
• Bulbs
• Bulges
• Bullets
• Bumper cars
• Bumper guards
• Bumpers
• Bumps
• Bumps in the night
• Bunnies
• Buoys
• Bushel-bubbies
• Busorgnies (ravonic)
• Bust
• Busters
• Busties
• Busts
• Butter bags
• Butterballs
• Buttons

[edit] Breasts C

• Caboodles
• Cachongas
• Cadillac bumpers
• Cafe La Mama
• Calabasas
• Camelots
• Cams
• Canisters
• Cannon balls
• Cannons
• Cans
• Cantaloupes
• Capitol domes
• Car waxers
• Caracas
• Cargo
• Caricatures
• Carumbas
• Casaba melons
• Casabas
• Castanets
• Castles in the air
• Cat heads
• Cha-chas
• Chachabingos
• Chalky cliffs
• Chalupas
• Charlie's Angels
• Charlies
• Chaw
• CheChes
• Cheek warmers
• Cherry cakes
• Cherry caps
• Chest
• Chest hams
• Chest meat
• Chest ornaments
• Chest puppies
• Chesterfields
• Chesticles
• Chestnuts
• Chet-flasted
• Chi-chis
• Chickadees
• Chickaroonies
• Chihuahuas
• Chimichangas
• Chimpanzees
• Chiquitas
• Chock blocks
• Chockey-nips
• Choochoos
• Chombalonies
• Chubbies
• Chubs
• Chumbawumbas
• Chungas
• Chopons
• Cinch sacks
• Circus tents
• Claire-de-Lunes
• Clams
• Cleft udders
• Coconuts
• Cock Warmers
• Cold weather indicators
• Combreastables
• Commode cloggers
• Comfort Fruits
• Concitas
• Cones
• Congas
• Conundrums
• Corkers
• Countess and the lady
• Cowabungas
• Coxcombs
• Creamers
• Cream pies
• Creampuffs
• Cruise missiles
• Cubs
• Cuddly dudes
• Cuhuangas
• Cupcakes
• Cups
• Cups-runneth-over
• Curves
• Cushions

[edit] Breasts D

• Da-das
• Dactylic delights
• Dagmars
• Dairy
• Dairy makers
• Dairy pillows
• Dandies
• Danglers
• Dangling participles
• Danny Devitos
• David and Goliath
• David Duchovnys
• Dead heat in a zeppelin race
• Demigods
• Dennis DeYoungs
• Desperados
• Dessert
• Deudney and Ikenberry
• Deux oeufs sur la plat (French; two eggs on a plate)
• Devil's dumplings, as spoken by Lady Whiteadder in the Blackadder II episode Beer
• Dick mashers
• Dick massagers
• Dick rollers
• Diddies
• Ding dongs
• Dingers
• Dinghies
• Dinglebobbers
• Dingoes
• Dinners
• Dirigibles
• Dirty pillows
• Distributor caps
• Djemba-Djembas (after the soccer player Eric Djemba-Djemba)
• Dolly Partons
• Domes
• Donkey's ears
• Doodads
• Doorbells
• Doorknobs
• Doozers
• Doozies
• Doppelgangers
• Double dribbles
• Double D's
• Double trouble
• Double whammies
• Doudounes
• Doughboys
• Droopers
• Drums
• Dual air bags
• Dual floppies
• Duckies
• Deuce-and-a-halves
• Dueling banjos
• Dugs
• Du monde au balcon (French; size-dependent; literally, "to have the world on one's balcony")
• Dum dums
• Dumbbells
• Dumplings
• Dunes
• Durantes
• Dutch Alps
• Dynamic duo
• Dynamite

[edit] Breasts E

• Earmuffs
• Eartha Kitts
• Eclairs
• Eggplants
• Eggs
• Egos
• Eigers
• Eisenhowers
• El primo torpedoes
• Elephants
• Ellby and Arb
• Emerson bigguns
• Emmersomes
• Empress and the queen
• Empties, the (breasts after breastfeeding)
• Enchiladas
• Epcots
• Epees
• Eric and Lyle
• Ericas
• Everest and Kilimanjaro
• Ewers
• Exegeses
• Explosives
• Eyes

[edit] Breasts F

• Fahrvergnügens (from the Volkswagen advertising campaign)
• Feedbags
• Female Chest Decorum
• First base
• Flapjacks
• Flappers
• Flat plains
• Flesh bulbs
• Flesh Colored Fun Bags
• Flesh fillets
• Flesh Fujis
• Flesh melons
• Floaters
• Floats
• Flopdoodles
• Floppers
• Flotation devices
• Flotteurs/Floaters
• Flowers of attitude
• Fly swatters
• Fly tetas
• Fog lights
• Food For Thought
• Footlights
• Fred and Ethel
• Fried eggs
• Friends
• Front bum
• Front end alignment
• Front porch
• Frontal elevation
• Frontal female water wings
• Frosties
• Frybabies
• Fujiyamas
• Fun bags
• Fun domes
• Funbags
• Funnel cakes
• Fuzzy Peaches

[edit] Breasts G

• Gagas
• Gajoombas
• Gajungas
• Garbage bags
• Garbanzos
• Garbos
• Gazingas
• Gazelles
• Gazongas
• Gazoombas
• Geegees
• Geminis
• Genaustahagens
• George and Gracie
• Geraldos
• Girls, the
• Girlie bumpers
• Girlthangs
• Glad bags
• Gland Canyon, the
• Glands
• Glandular endowments
• Glass cutters
• Globelets
• Globes
• Glockenspeils
• Gnugens
• Gobstoppers
• God's greatest creation
• God's milk bottles
• Godzillas
• Golden bozos
• Golden domes
• Gongas
• Goobers
• Good bits
• Goodies
• Goodyears
• Googles
• Goombas
• Goonas
• Grab-ems
• Grand Jeans (French)
• Grand Tetons
• Grapefruits
• Gravity magnets
• Great galloping galoogies
• Gros Jos (Québec)
• Great wobblin' wazoobies
• Grillwork
• Groodies
• Groupies
• Guavas
• Gubiczas
• Gumballs
• Gumdrops
• Gunboats
• Guns
• Guys, the

[edit] Breasts H

• Hakuna mutatas
• Hallelujahs
• Hammocks for two
• Handfuls
• Handle bars
• Handholds
• Handsets
• Hand warmers
• Hangers
• Hanging cucumbers
• Happy bags
• Happy pillows
• Hat hangers
• Headbangers
• Headers
• Head lamps
• Headlights
• Headphones
• Headsets
• Heavers
• Heavy duty honeydews
• Hee-haws
• Hefties
• Heifers
• Helicopters
• Hematomas
• Hemispheres
• Hercules and Achilles
• Hershey Kisses
• High beams
• High pockets
• High-rise weather balloons
• Hills
• Hindenburgs
• Hinderbinders
• Hippos
• Ho hos
• Hobey J's
• Hogans
• Holmes & Watson
• Home sweet home
• Honeydews
• Honeyholders
• Honkers
• Honorarium
• Hood ornaments
• Hoohas
• Hoosiers
• Hooters
• Hoots
• Hoovers
• Hoppy and Bob
• Horns
• Horrorshow Bolshy Groodies
• Hot air balloons
• Hot commodities
• Hotcakes
• Hottentots
• Hounds, the
• House of Lords
• How's your father's
• Howitzers
• Howlers
• Hubba bubbas
• Hubcaps
• Huffies
• Hug bumps
• Huge maguffies
• Huggy bears
• Hugh jooters
• Human tetherballs
• Humdingers
• Humonganoids
• Humpin' hooters
• Hurricane lanterns
• Hush Puppies
• Hypnotizers

[edit] Breasts I

• I-want-thems
• ICBMs
• Ice caps
• Ice cubes
• Idahos
• Igloos
• Il y a du beau monde (said of a generously endowed woman - literally "Here we have some nice people".)
• Implants
• Inflatables
• Ios
• Ipsedixits
• Isaac Newtons
• Itty bits
• Itty bitty titties

[edit] Breasts J

• Jackalopes
• Jackanapes
• Jacks
• Jaggers
• Jahoobies
• Jambalayas
• Janet Jacksons
• Jawbreakers
• Jay and Silent Bobs
• Jelly bells
• Jemimas
• Jerry-bilts
• Jersey cities
• Jets
• Jibs
• Jigglies
• Jigglers
• Jiggly wigglies
• Jobbers
• John and Paul
• Jordans
• Jubblies
• Juggernauts
• Juggies
• Jugglies
• Jugs
• Jukes
• Jumblies
• Jumbo chickpeas
• Jumbos

[edit] Breasts K

• K-2 and Everest
• Kabombas
• Kabukis
• Kadooks
• Kagemushas
• Kajoobies
• Kalamazoos
• Kanchenjungas
• Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin
• Kawangas
• Kayaks
• Kazongas
• Kazoos
• Keepers
• Kelly's Melons
• Ketchup and Mustard
• Kettle drums
• Kiwis
• Knicknacks
• Knobbers
• Knobs
• Knockers
• Kongas
• Kukla, Fran and Ollie
• Kumquats
• Kyonyuu (giant breasts in Japanese)

[edit] Breasts L

• La breas
• Lactating lungs
• Lactation Station
• Lactic lobes
• Lacto grenades
• Lactoids
• Lady bumps
• Lady lumps
• Lampoons
• Launch codes
• Laurel and Hardy
• Lean-to's
• Lefty 'n' Righty
• Lemons
• Lethal weapons
• Leverage
• Lewinskis
• Lewis and Witties
• Lightbulbs
• Lilo and Stitch
• Lindas
• Lip fodder
• Little duckies
• Llamas
• Load stones
• Loaves
• Loaves of love
• Lobes
• Loblollies
• Locklears
• Long range tanks
• Lollies
• Lollipops
• Lollos
• Lookers
• Lost sheep
• Love handles
• Love jugs
• Love kegs
• Love lumps
• Love melons
• Love muffins
• Love pillows
• Lovelies
• Low riders
• Lucky charms
• Lug 'ems
• Lulas
• Lulus
• Lung covers
• Lung hammers
• Lung nuts
• Lungs
• Lungwarts
• Luscious lip-smackers

[edit] Breasts M

• Macaroos
• Mackerels
• Madonnas
• Magnates
• Magnets
• Magnificent pontoons of love
• Magookins
• Maguppies
• Maharanis
• Mahatmas
• Majestic mountains
• Major dongs
• Major league mammaries
• Major motion picture material
• Male-madness inducers
• Mamacitas
• Mamas (Portuguese word for normal size tits)
• Mama's pillows
• Mambazos
• Maminhas (Portuguese word for small tits)
• Mammalian protuberances
• Mammarambas
• Mammaries
• Mammary Lane
• Mammies
• Mamões (Portuguese word for big tits)
• Mams
• Mamms
• Man magnets
• Man puppets
• Mangos
• Mannipulators
• Mappemonde (those old fashioned maps showing two hemispheres)
• Maracas
• Marangos
• Maraschinos
• Marbles
• Margaritas
• Marimbas
• Marshmallows
• Marx Brothers
• Mary-Kate and Ashley (From 8 Simple Rules)
• Massage pillows
• Matching headlights
• Matiti (Swahili)
• Mau maus
• Mausers
• Mazongas
• McDLT's
• McFloppities
• Meatbags
• Meatballs
• Meat loaves
• Melon patch
• Meat puppets
• Melones (Spanish)
• Melons
• Mesmerizers
• Mickey and Minnie
• Mike and Ike
• Milk bags
• Milk bombs
• Milk bottles
• Milk cans
• Milk Duds
• Milk fountains
• Milk jugs
• Milk kegs
• Milk makers
• Milk melons
• Milk shakes
• Milk towers
• Milk wagons
• Milky sacks of calcium
• Milky moos
• Minarets
• Minesweepers
• Minneapolis and St. Paul
• Minnebagos
• Missiles
• Mobutus
• Mogambas
• Mojuba's, the
• Mole hills
• Mommas
• Mondos
• Moneymakers
• Monroes
• Montezumas
• Moo moos
• Moogies
• Moon pies
• Moonlight sonatas
• Mosobs
• Mosquito bites
• Mother loads
• Mounds
• Mounds of Jello
• Mountain peaks
• Mountains
• Mount Fujis
• Mouthwatering scoops of flesh
• Moveable feast
• Muchachas
• Muffins
• Mugger (Norwegian)
• Mulligans
• Murphies
• Mushmelons
• Mutt and Jeff

[edit] Breasts N

• National Geographics
• Nature's founts
• Nature's little thermometers
• Naughty bits
• Nay-nays
• Nectarines
• Neeners
• Nenes
• Nevernevers
• Nibards
• Niblets
• Nibs
• Nice pair of thrupennies
• Nice set of hands
• Nice-uns
• Nichons
• Nin-nins
• Ninnies
• Ninny jugs
• Ninth and tenth wonders of the world
• Nippeloons
• Nippelos
• Nippers
• Nipples
• Nipple-caddies
• Nipple sundaes
• Nips
• Nodes
• Nodules
• Noochies
• Noogies
• Noonies
• Norks
• Northern neon-beamed headlights
• Nortons
• Nose cones
• Nubbins
• Nuclear warheads
• Nuggs (nummy juggs)
• Nukes
• Num-nums
• Nefertitties

[edit] Breasts O

• Obelisks
• Oblations
• Oboes
• Off-on volume and the channel selector
• Omigods
• Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah's
• Oompas
• Oppai (Japanese)
• Oppenheimers
• Oracles
• Oranges
• Orbs
• Ostrich eggs
• Ottomans
• Overhang
• Overstuffed cushions
• Overstuffed pillows
• Owls

[edit] Breasts P

• Padding
• Paducahs
• Pagodas
• Pair
• Pair of problems
• Palms
• Palookas
• Pamelas
• Pancakes
• Papayas
• Parabolas
• Pare-chocs (bumpers)
• Parrots
• Part numbers, The
• Party bags
• Party hats
• Party passes
• Pastor baiters
• Pastries
• Papai (lithuanian)
• Paw patties
• Peaches
• Peacocks
• Peakers
• Peaks
• Pears
• Pebbles
• Pects
• Peepers
• Pencil erasers
• Pendulums
• Penis pillows
• Perkies
• Perkos
• Perpetual entertainment
• Personal flotation devices
• Pert and perkies
• Pete and repeat
• Pia Zadoras
• Pick and peck
• Pies
• Pike's Peaks
• Pillows
• Pimples
• Ping pings
• Pink-nosed puppies
• Pinkies
• Pinky and perky
• Pips
• Pirate's dream ("sunken chest" - said of flat-chested women)
• Planetoids
• Pleasant eminences
• Pleasure mounds
• Pleasure peaks
• Plentifuls
• Plucktifuls
• Plums
• Plumpers
• Plumpies
• Pneumatic bliss
• Pods of lust
• Pointer Sisters
• Pointers
• Points
• Pokers
• Polygons
• Pompoms
• Ponderosas
• Pontoons
• Poppinjays
• Portable typewriters
• Potatoes
• Praise God(s)
• President of the Itty-Bitty or Itsy-Bitsy Titty Committee (woman with extremely small breasts)
• Presidential pair
• Pretty-pretties
• Pride and joy
• Professors
• Proof that God exists
• Protuberances
• PT boats
• Pumpkin patch
• Pumpkins
• Pumps
• Pupp, or in plural:Pupper (Norwegian)
• Puppies
• Pushmatahas
• Push-ups
• Pyramids

[edit] Breasts Q

• Quakers
• Quantities
• Quantum heaps
• Quasars
• Quit-its
• Quonset huts

[edit] Breasts R

• Rack
• Rackage
• Radar domes
• Radials
• Ragtag and Bobtail
• Raisins
• Ralph Waldo Emersons
• Rampolenes
• Rangoons
• Raquels
• Raspberry ripples
• Reasons to live
• Red carpets
• Resume, the
• Rib balloons
• Rib bumpers
• Rib cushions
• Rib flaps
• Righty and Lefty
• Rivets
• Roberts
• Rockets
• Rockies
• Romans
• Roploplos
• Rosebuds
• Rositas
• Rotors
• Rotundas grandes
• Roundabouts
• Roundies
• Roundtrippers
• Ruby reds
• Rudolphs
• Running lights

[edit] Breasts S

• Saggers
• Saggies
• Salamanders
• Saline bags
• Saline solutions, the
• Salt and pepper
• Sams
• Sandbags
• Sapphos
• Satellites
• Schmeebs on those Nortons
• Schooners
• Scones
• Scooby Snacks
• Scoops
• Scud missiles
• Scylla and Charybdis
• Searchlights
• Set
• Shabba-dos
• Shakers
• Shebas
• Shelf
• Shermans
• Sherman tanks
• Shimmies
• Shirt potatoes
• Shirt stuffers
• Shivarees
• Shlobes
• Shmozobs
• Shock absorbers
• Shock and awe
• Shoe buffers
• Show stoppers
• Sierra Madres
• Siegfried and Roy
• Silicone earmuffs
• Silicone sisters
• Silicones
• Silicone surprise supremes
• Silos
• Silver stars
• Sir Galahad and King Arthur
• Skeeter bites
• Skeeter chews
• Ski slopes
• Ski slopes to Heaven
• Skin sacks
• Slappers
• Slutskers
• Smart set
• Smith and Wesson
• Smoothies
• Smuggling raisins
• Snack rack
• Snack trays
• Snoogans
• Snootchie Bootchie Nootchies
• Snorbs
• Snow cones
• Snow tires
• Snowy prominences
• Snuggle pups
• Sockdollagers
• Sopapillas
• Space aliens
• Spark plugs
• Specials
• Speed bags
• Speed bumps
• Spheres
• Spic and Span
• Splazoingas
• Spongecakes
• Spontaneous combustibles
• Spuds
• Squashers
• Squaw Valley
• Squeaky toys
• Stacks
• Stanley and Livingstone
• Stash in the dash
• Stocking stuffers
• Strap tangers
• Stratus-spheres
• Stress busters
• Stripper's ATMs
• Stuff
• Stuffing
• Stun grenades
• Sturgeons
• Sucklebags
• Sugar cubes
• Sugar melons
• Sugar plums
• Super droopers
• Supernauts
• Sultanas
• Sweater bumpers
• Sweater cows
• Sweater kittens
• Sweater meat
• Sweater melons
• Sweater mittens
• Sweater puffs
• Sweater puppets
• Sweater puppies
• Sweater stuffers
• Sweat glands
• Sweetrolls

[edit] Breasts T

• Ta-tas
• Tahitis
• Talents
• Tallapoosas
• Tamales
• Tambourines
• Tango and Cash
• Tankers
• Tassels
• Tastykakes
• Tatas (corruption of Tetas, which see)
• Tater tots
• Tats
• Tatties
• Tattlers
• Teacups
• Teatolas
• Teats
• Tee pees
• Teetees
• Teeters
• Tentacles
• Terrance and Phillip
• Terrible twos
• Terrible twosome
• Tetas (Portuguese)
• Tetas (Spanish)
• Tetons
• Thangs
• Thank yous
• Thelma and Louise
• They're in my face! (For short people)
• Thingamajigs
• Thingamajugs
• Thingies
• Thoughtful Orbs
• Thousand pities
• Thirty-eights
• Thrupennies or Thrupenny bits (Cockney rhyming slang for "tits")
• Thwackers
• Ticket punchers
• Ticket sellers
• Tidbits
• Tiddly-winks
• Tig bitties
• Tig ol' bitties
• Time zones
• Tippers
• Tishomingos
• Titbits
• Tits
• Titskis
• Titter
• Titties
• Titticacas
• TNT's
• Tobacco pouch
• Tomatoes
• Tom-toms
• Tom and Jerry
• Tongue depressors
• Tongue twisters
• Tonsils
• Toolbags
• Tooters
• Tootsie pops
• Top bollocks (or top bollox)
• Tora Boras
• Torpedoes
• Tortillas
• Tortugas
• Totos
• Totties
• Towers
• Towering twin peaks
• Town and cities
• Tracts of land (Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference)
• Tribbles
• Turaluras
• Twangers
• Tweakers
• Tweedledee and Tweedledum
• Tweekers
• Tweeters
• Twin cities
• Twin mounds
• Twin peaks
• Twins, the
• Two eggs, sunny side up
• Two puppies in a burlap bag
• Twofers
• Tympanis
• Type 2s

[edit] Breasts U

• Uberalles
• U-boats
• Udders (also 'Udds')
• Uhurus
• Umbrellas
• Umlauts
• Upper karoos
• Upper ten
• USDAs
• Utopia

[edit] Breasts V

• Van Dorens
• Victrolas
• Volcanoes
• Volksvanins
• Volumes
• Volvos
• Voos

[edit] Breasts W

• Wa-wa pedals
• Wabs
• Wahwahs
• Waldos
• Wallace and Grommit
• Wally and the Beav
• Wally wispoppers
• Walters
• Wang-doodles
• Wanna Bs
• Warheads
• Warts
• Water balloons
• Watermelons
• Weapons
• Weapons of mass distraction
• Wedding tackle
• Whammers
• Whapoons
• Whatchacallems
• Whim whams
• White rabbits
• Whole and 2%
• Whoopies
• Whoppers
• Wibbly wobbly wonders
• Widebodies
• Wigglers
• Wigwams
• Willie and Waylon
• Wilsons
• Windbags
• Windjammers
• Windmills
• Windshield wipers
• Winnebagos
• Wipers
• Wobblers
• Wobbly-Bobbly Funbags
• Woman-pecs
• Womanhood
• Wonder twins
• Wonderments
• Wongas
• Wonkas
• Woodymakers
• Woofers
• Wookies
• Wopbopaloobops
• Workbench
• World Trade Centers
• Wows
• Wreaths

[edit] Breasts X

• Xenoliths
• X-rateds
• X-ray glasses
• Xylophones

[edit] Breasts Y

• Yabbos
• Yabos
• Yahoos
• yak stacks
• Yam bags
• Yams
• Yayas
• Yazoos
• Yeast dough
• Ying yangs
• Yippie and yahoo
• Yippies
• Yolandas
• Yomamas
• Yowsers
• Yubees
• Yum-yums
• Yummies
• Yugos

[edit] Breasts Z

• Z-bras
• Zagger and Evans
• Zeppelins
• Ziggurats
• Ziggys
• Zingers
• Zippys
• Zoom zooms
• Zoombas
• Zoomers
• Zwiebacks
• ZZ Tops

[edit] Female genitalia

Unlike most slang terms for the breasts, terms for the female reproductive system can be somewhat vague. They may refer to the vulva, vagina, or uterus, or their constituent parts, such as the clitoris, labia, Gräfenberg spot, and so forth. A very rough (incomplete) classification follows. Many of the terms catalogued here under "vagina" are in practice references to the female genitalia as a whole, or to the vulva and vagina.

[edit] Vagina

[edit] Vagina A-B

• Almeja (Spanish)
• Asoko (Japanese)
• Axe wound
• Baby ATM
• Baby cave
• Baby chute
• Badly-packed kebab (UK)
• Bank
• Bearded axe wound
• Bearded Clam
• Beast, the
• Beef curtains
• Beef sleeve
• Beetle Bonnet (as in the VW car)
• Bhosdo (Hindi)
• Boba (Spanish language - What little girls call their vaginas)
• Booger Bear
• Boji (Korean)
• Box
• Bread-box
• Budissey
• Burial Mound
• Bushy plate

[edit] Vagina C

• Camel toe pie
• Camel's Hoof
• Cave
• Center of the universe
• Cha cha (South Park reference)
• Chatte (French)
• Cheebye (Hokkien - Chinese Dialect)
• Choach/Choachee
• Chocho (Spanish)
• Choncha
• Choot (Hindi)
• Choochi
• C Jay C
• Cock dock
• Cock Gobbler
• Cock holster
• Cock Wallet
• Cock warmer
• Cockpit
• Cock squeezer
• Cockhole
• Cocking station
• Cocksocket
• Cooch
• Coochie-snorcher (from The Vagina Monologues, the Eve Ensler play)
• Coose
• Cooter
• Cooz/Cooze/Coozie
• Concha (Latin American Spanish)
• Cona (Portuguese)
• Coño (Spanish)
• Crab-hole
• Cream collector
• Cream wringer
• Crotch stigmata
• Cuint (Irish)
• Cum bucket
• Cum dumpster
• Cum tunnel
• Cunny
• Cunt
• Cunt Hole
• Cus (Hebrew)

[edit] Vagina D-F

• Dick holster
• Donut/Doughnut
• Dugout
• El corte Ingles (Spanish:"the English Court, a chain of department stores")
• Elephant lady (woman with an abnormally large vagina)
• Et cetera (old English euphemism)
• Face flower
• Fadge
• Fanny (British English; in US English it means the posterior)
• Faj
• Fanjita
• Fetus cannon
• First Pussy, The (The First Lady of the United States -- said to have been used by Larry Flynt when he acquired and published nude photos of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis)
• Fish
• Fish taco
• Fitte (Norwegian)
• Flange
• Flesh tuxedo (Spinal Tap reference)
• Flower
• Flossy
• Foo foo valve
• Front bottom
• Fuck chasm
• Fuck hole
• Fud (Scottish)
• Fun hole
• Fun hump
• Fur burger
• Furry cup
• Futz (Pennsylvania Dutch)
• Cuca (Venezuelian)

Totona (venezuelian)

[edit] Vagina G-L

• Gaj's fun area
• Gap
• Gaping wound of the Christian fathers
• Gaping hatchet wound
• Gash
• Giggy
• Git
• Gloryhood
• Golden doughnut
• Goody bag
• Goody gash
• Gooey Love Hole
• Grand Canyon (large vagina)
• Grease quiver
• Gummy smile
• Gutted hedgehog
• Hair pie
• Hair taco
• Hairy grail
• Hairy love hole
• Harsh Pathak
• Hatchet wound
• Holiest of Holies
• Honey pot
• Hoobie
• Hoo-ha
• Hotbox
• Hurrah hump
• Husband hole
• Ihir (Arabic)
• Jenny
• John Bowman
• Kuku (Latin American Spanish)
• Lady garden
• Love canal
• Love lock
• Love locker
• Love locket
• Love socket
• Love pocket
• Love mitten
• Love tunnel
• Lulu

[edit] Vagina M-R

• Manko (Japanese)
• Mating bucket
• Meat curtains
• Meat locker
• Meat pocket
• Meat sleeve
• Meat wallet
• Meow
• Meercat
• Mermaid's purse
• Minge
• Misty spelunk (from spelunking)
• Monkey tube
• Moose knuckle
• Muff
• Music box
• Mutt (Australian)
• Neden
• Neko
• Naani
• No-no zone
• Nooner (SNL skit)
• Old oily
• Omanko (Japanese)
• panocha (spanish I believe, sweet brown sugar treat)
• Papo (Spanish, used more in Venezuela than in Spain)
• Peg Slot
• Pie
• Piffers
• Pink velvet sausage wallet
• Piss Flaps (Used in Canada and Britain mostly)
• Pizda (Romanian)
• Pooku ( Telugu [India] )
• Poon
• poonaner
• Poontang
• Power Slot
• Praying mantis
• Protung
• Pudenda (Whoopi Goldberg)
• Puke/Puki (Filipino)
• Punani
• Puppy maker
• Purse
• Pussy
• Pyzda (lithuanian)
• Queef hole
• Queef vent
• Quim (Middle English, Chaucer)
• Raw prawn sarnie (fromB3ta)
• Rat trap
• red snapper
• Right hole
• Roast Beef
• Rot box
• Rug

[edit] Vagina S-X

• Sausage wallet
• Scar
• Skwack
• Sleipetorva (Norwegian)
• Slippery slot
• Slit
• Slot
• Snapper
• Snatch
• Snootchie!
• Snoo Snoo hole
• Spam purse
• Spaz Hole
• Sperm bank
• Sperm purse
• Spit bucket
• Squeeze box (alternate name for an accordion, also a song by The Who)
• Stench Trench
• Stinky pinky
• Stinky orifice of Doom
• Stink hole
• Sugar walls
• Sussy
• Taco
• Tang
• Temple of chastity
• The Winter of My Discontent
• Thingamagiggy
• Trim (from Dogma)
• Tuna
• Tuna cave
• Tunnel of Love
• Twat
• Tweety/Tweetybird
• Vag (long g sounds like a j) / Vadge
• Vajayjay (from Gray's Anatomy)
• Velvet
• vestial tube
• Vertical bacon sandwich
• Vertical Hatchet Wound
• Vertical smile
• Venus cock trap
• Vitamin C
• Whisker biscuit
• Whites-only drinking fountain
• Wildebeest's buckets (from B3ta)
• Winking eye
• Winky
• Wizard's sleeve
• Wormhole to the Crab Nebula
• Xibiu (Brazilian Portuguese)

[edit] Vagina Y-Z

• Ya-ya
• Yoni (Hindi)
• Ying-yang
• Yum-yum
• Yummy

[edit] Hymen

• Barrier
• Cherry
• Maidenhead
• Shojomaku (Japanese)
• Virgin wall
• Hinna (Norwegian)

[edit] Vulva

• Artichoke
• Bearded clam
• Beaver
• Buforgni (ravonic)
• Burger
• Camel toe
• Clam
• Closed Cunt Curtian
• Cooch/Coochie/Coochy
• Cookie
• Coot/Cooter
• Gaping Hatchet Wound
• Inmon (Japanese)
• Lower lips
• Muff/Muffin
• Moose Knuckle (oversized or unsightly camel toe)
• Nooky (when spelled "nookie" it means coitus)
• Octopussoir (pronounced as if it were French, from Drawn Together)
• Pink taco
• Quim
• Slit
• Snatch
• Sweaty axe wound
• Twat

[edit] Clitoris

• Bean
• Boy/man in the boat
• Button
• Clit
• Grelo (Portuguese)
• Happy Place
• Hooded monk
• Inkaku (Japanese)
• Kisimi (Swahili)
• Knob
• Klitt (Norwegian)
• Kurichan (Japanese, derived from the first part of the word below, with the -chan suffix of endearment)
• Kuritorisu (Japanese, derived from the English word clitoris)
• Little friend
• Little Man in the Boat
• Love button
• Magic bean
• Moose knuckle
• Nature's Rubik's Cube (Family Guy reference)
• Nub
• Panic button
• Pea in a pod
• Pearl (primarily used in romance novels)
• Sigmund (rhyming slang: Freudian Slip, Clit)
• Venus mound (anglicised form of mons veneris, which in Latin refers to the fleshy area normally covered by pubic hair)
• Douche

[edit] Labia

• Badly-packed kebab
• Beef curtains/flaps
• Bologna draperies
• Bulldog
• Burnt ends
• Captain blackbeards musket
• Cunt lips
• Fish flaps
• Ham wallet
• Inshin (Japanese)
• Loose meat sandwich
• Lower lip
• Meat curtains/flaps
• Mongolian Beef
• Mud flaps (when referring to black women)
• Petals (romance novel euphemism)
• Piss clam
• Piss curtains
• Piss fenders
• Piss flaps
• Pussy lips
• Roast beef sandwich
• Skeazy squeege
• Sweet Meat
• Taco
• Turkey Neck
• Vertical bacon sandwich
• Vertical lips
• Vertical smile
• Wallet full of bologna
• Worked-in catchers mit

[edit] Gräfenberg Spot

• Bermuda Triangle (derived from the notion that it doesn't actually exist)
• Dr. G's idea
• G-Spot
• G zone
• Good spot
• Heaven
• Magic spot
• Sweet spot
• Yes! Yes! That's it! Oh, my GOD, yes! OHHHHH!

[edit] Cervix

The entrance to the uterus.

• Doughnut Ring
• End of the line
• Sticking spot
• Womb window

[edit] Uterus

• Baby Box
• Oven (usually in phrase "a bun in the oven", but can be used separately)
• People factory
• You can do that?..

[edit] External links

• Amatory Thesaurus
• Sex Dictionary — mostly non-slang terms; some slang also
• Urban Dictionary — all types of slang

Category:Profanity Category:Sexual slang