User:B'man
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This article is about [Ian Bennett] of Cramlington, Northumberland, UK. If you know Ian, please feel free to edit the opinions with your thoughts, or add some cool stuff involving him. Say whatever you like, as long as it's not flaming. And of course, if you feel like making this page prettier like some of the better-looking user pages here, go ahead.
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[edit] Facts
- Full name Ian William Bennett
- Date of Birth: 4th October 1985
- Height: 6' 4" (190cm)
- Eyes: Blue
- Hair: Dirty blond (summer), Brown (winter)
- Sexy: Yes.
- Is Jesus: No.
[edit] Opinions
"Looks like I am on top now.. hehe. Oh this is Mistle, you know, the guy who got banned from the SSMB and isnt really that bad he was just in a bad mood. *takes deep breath*" - Mistle ex. SSMBer
"Ehehehe, Who's on top NOW eh? And B'man is um, wick." Remz shouts from a corner.
My opinion is on top, because my opinion is better than everyone else's. Oh, B'man? He smells like oats. ~ Jake
B'man is an entity of the Internet. He goes where he's called, and when he's done, you have no idea that he's been there at all. - Lord Galcian II
B'man is an extremely talented webdesigner, and has many other talents on the side.
B'man "rox j00r sox", claims Gameforce2005.
"B'man has fourty times better opinions than Rolling Stone Magazine", raves Tommy.
A man who wishes to remain anonymous states that "B'man origins are a mystery, no one man will ever know how his mind managed to gain all those 133t web design skillz"
"Combined with his vast knowledge of many coding devices and his Dance Dance Revolution skill, B'man is described as "1337" in many worldly countries", states Chris.
"I'm going to ruin your Wikipedia entry", adds Phr0zen.
If B'man didn't exist I'd be a millionaire by now - Gerkinman TNG
As well as merely being wick, B'man has become aware of avid fans following him home at night, trying to steal his underpants, even beating him to his favourite phrase, "MEH". These are called B'Stalkers, and search the night for the indescribable pleasure that is B'man.
B'man may having the coding genious to rule over all of us and pwn us all with his creations, but there is one thing many people forget. Jazzy the dog is sitting on his feet lol! Anyway what I was going to say is that he is a Dance Dance Revolution Sensei master and will teach you all the 1337 aspects of DDR, as well as IIDX. He tought D'man how not to be rubbish at DDR and IIDX, so there for I salute B'man for all the 1337 things in the world and are constantly amazed by his pwnage. --D'man--
"B'man starts with the letter Q!" exclaims TemperFang.
"I wanna make love to B'man", whispers Speedla.
Ián Bennett, also known as B'man is known worldwide for being one of the greatest admins from the SSMB, the other being Dreadknux, he is also known for his "Get rich quick using hobbies schemes" and for stating that apple pie tastes like chicken. Says the generaly not noticed Sonikku Uly
B'man is the assistant admin. given to SSMB by the gods. B'man should have a statue made in his honour. Heck, B'man should be worshipped *bows to B'man*. People look up to B'man, in fact he is the ideal role model says Marth as he rushes off to find somewhere to make a statue.
[edit] Cool Stuff
- [B'man DDRs through annoyances]
- Not related to B'man, but [this SF tournament clip] found on Nick R's page is just too good not to be on my page. - B'man
