Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.

The result of the debate was delete. Sjakkalle (Check!) 13:55, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

Bad jokes? Deleted nonsense? This has no place on a serious project like Wikipedia. I will explain why in this six part seminar:

1. Bad. We don't keep bad articles here. Note that Bad Axe, Michigan and Strong Bad should also be deleted.
2. Jokes. Again, if we had an article on every joke ever made, we'd have 2 million articles. Delete The Aristocrats.
3. And. We write articles on singular subjects, thank you. Requesting move of United States to fifty iterations of United State.
4. Other. Again, if this is about other things, then make the article about them.
5. Deleted. WE DELETE THINGS SO WE DON'T SEE THEM. Which is why this is brought here!
6. Nonsense. We don't tolerate nonsense here on Wikipedia: Serious Business.

Thank you for your time. Golbez 07:35, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

• BALEETED! —BorgHunter ^ubx (talk) 07:36, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• No! - Make it featured! -LBMixPro^{<Speak|on|it!>} 07:37, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Delete and send to BJAODN. Oh wait... CanadianCaesar Et tu, Brute? 07:40, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
  • You fool! You've created a paradox! --Golbez 07:41, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
    • No, that just means it'll be deleted and recreated. And then speedily deleted as a recreation. Grandmasterka 08:53, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• I second that. BJAODN or transwiki to Encyclopedia Dramatica, which needs exactly this grade of "humor". - Sikon 07:52, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Blast it to hell, Wikipedia should embrace its communist ideals and remove all nonsense articles that encourage individual thought and that do not help to promote the communist cause. Big Brother is watching! Big Brother is always watching! --TBC^{??? ??? ???} 07:59, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Are you saying Wikipedia is communism!? --Golbez 08:05, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
    • In Soviet Russia, you don't edit Wikipedia, Wikipedia edits you! --TBC^{??? ??? ???} 08:12, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Delete Belongs on Uncyclopedia T K E 08:09, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Delete Horrible article. Obviously created solely for the purpose of vandalism. Also hard on the eyes. Buchanan-Hermit™..CONTRIBS..SPEAK! 08:57, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Merge with Wikipedia, then BJAODN the redirect. Flowerparty■ 09:39, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Merge with this page, then BJAODN the redirect, and afterwards Nominate for Collabiration of the Week, Article Improvement Drive, Peer Review and finally Feature it. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 11:48, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• DESTROY, OBLITERATE, AND ANNHILATE I also recommend that we personally kill each person who contributes reguarly to that slopfest. God bless the glorious Userbox Revolution! --D-Day ^{My fan mail. Click to view my evil userboxes} 12:19, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Merge any verifiable, NPOV sections with Earwig, BJAODN the rest. -- Mithent 12:28, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Support Meets all the criteria - the perfect featured article! Wait--- where am I? --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - <*> 12:29, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• All your base are belong to we. oh my GOSH, let's go BALLISTIC! — Rickyrab | Talk 12:35, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Find admin with no sense of humour - then it really will be deleted... Carcharoth 13:00, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
  • There are admins with a sense of humour in the first place? News to me! ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 13:05, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
  • No humor here. Deleted. Sjakkalle (Check!) 13:55, 1 April 2006 (UTC)
• Don't Delete, is well known among three people in a school on Earth. Anonymous AfD comments forever! -- 84.9.20.137 13:02, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

YOU'RE GOING DOWN NEWBIE!!!!!!!! PREPARE FOR ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! --D-Day ^{My fan mail. Click to view my evil userboxes} 13:04, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.