User:Arkhamite
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Arkham Asylum Inmate #91076.
Born in Upland, California in 1976. Mother is Director of K-12 Assessement for Florida Department of Education. Father is a comparative biochemist and university administrator at Florida State University. One younger brother, a computer programmer.
Committed to the asylum in October 2000 after defying a police officer. Diagnosis was bipolar, later revised to schizoaffective. Obsessed with dinosaurs, aviation history, and girls in dangerous situations. Delusions frequently take the form of scientific theories. Paranoia focuses on sexually transmitted diseases, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), and the Kennedy political dynasty.
Believes Wikipedia is the worst source of information ever devised by man. Says Childcraft is a better encyclopedia than this one. Should be banned immediately.
