User:Arberor

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[edit] OFFICIAL WIKIPEDIA NOTICE ABOUT THE PRESENT PAGE

BEWARE: Arberor IS A NOTORIOUS FLY-KILLER, COFFEE- DRINKER AND WOMEN -SPY. THE DOCTORS WHO CURE him SUGGEST THE PEOPLE TO TREAT Arberor LIKE A FRAGILE WORK OF ART OR HE WILL BURST IN TERRIBLE ACTS OF WRATH AND self-DESTRUCTION AMOK. THE LAST TIME THAT Arberor HAD A PERSONAL CRISIS SPENT SEVEN (7) HOURS IN A COFFEE SHOP (IN THE COMPANY OF AN EQUALLY DISTURBED PERSON) AND HAD : I) TWO (2) NESTLE COFFEES II) TWO (2) SOUTHERN COMFORTS (ONE ON THE ROCKS) (respect the southern mood..) III)FOUR (4) WATERS AND INNUMEROUS CIGARETTES.

Wikipedia Medical Section (WMS)

Arberor cannot express himself in order. His mind is a cloud of anarchic disorder, self admiration, self disgust, recklessness, fear and mixed knowledge. His brain in Wikipedia grew up so rapidly that presses his skull and causes him terrible headaches. I would be glad to cure him...

Dr J.Kevorkian

He has done nothing with his life. He should be ashamed. Oh what a shame, what a shame!

(Arberor’s neighbors)

I’m sorry. When i wrote my books i didn’t expect that people like him would read them...

J.L.Borges

What’s the matter with the world?..We can really use this man..

(influential manager of Prozac Pharmaceuticals)

I think that the purpose of history and the dialectics is the birth of a single man who combines all the characteristics of the last man, that man is the individual called Arberor...

Georg Hegel