Talk:Arbok
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[edit] Biology
Wait a minute, where's the biology section to this page? It seems to have disappeared! I figure there should be characteristics info in all Pokemon creature articles, and this one doesn't have it. Erik the Appreciator 19:42, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Edit This
Just passing through, but I noticed that this article's tone is too casual for an encylopedia. Someone needs to make it sound more formal. Indiawilliams 03:56, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
[edit] TCG Image
Does nobody have a more recent scan of an Arbok card? That one's awfully dated. Cipher (Yell) 20:03, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Name?
Isn't Arbok's name Kobra spelt backwards? 66.189.37.40 23:44, 5 December 2006 (UTC)—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 66.189.37.40 (talk) 23:44, 5 December 2006 (UTC).
[edit] WTF?
"Aarbok, often called the tumultous tuna fish, is ambiguous for its attacks on the Sunni populations of Lesotho. With its purple skin, the lesothoens believe that every 44 second years, an arbok will descend from the clouds(representing zeus, who on this day, had seven hamburgers from barkely burgers in cambridge massachusetts, his 2 favorite choices of the day were the viagra burger and the monica lewinski burger...i mean seriously, what kind of name is monica...more like fonica...HAHAHAA.) But anyways, the lesotho people recognize the purple arbok as a god from their native word for heaven, Sumbukilanti. Being a holy one from up above, the people of lesotho get down on their knees, and pray to the god. All around the county, a chorus of the beautiful words "Gel mar skil shon shon malkenfire" can be heard. This roughly translates to, O ye who is more powerful than me, take my hand in marriage and eat a poinsetta plant in disgrace of my power. Arbok, being one of many god look alikes, often seiges this power of looking like a god. Little do the lesotho people know about its powers, for it has only used them once. On account of Gregory, my friend, who was there for the attack, he said that arbok bound the capital city of lesotho in its coils, squeezed, and ate all the babies in the city. This roughly is the reason why the nazis plagued Europe throughout the 1930's. As Jimenez the Clerk once said "Thow who shall not buy shocktarts from me, shall buy shocktarts from my arch enemy Dabrickshaw!" Clearly, invasive species in texas are often a cause for the death of animals such as the muskrat. Aarbok should not be confused with Warbok, as in Andrew Warbok, another pokemon character who can defeat enemies with his fast talking and persuasiveness.
~Great Grandmother Africa...returns!"
This means one thing in English...VANDALISM. I`ll be editing out this crap. Someone, do your best to replace it with some real biology information.
Looks like someone already changed it ahead of me. Good onya, whoever you are.