User:Anchoress

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This is the user page for the user Anchoress. There is also a movie entitled Anchoress, but no article yet exists for it (as of January, 2006 March 2007). The word anchoress is the feminine of the word 'anchorite'.

This page has been vandalised 14 times. COME ON, PEOPLE! OK, I'M FEELIN' THE LOVE. WOO HOO!!! I'M IN THA ZONE!! ...Errrr... Maybe it's time to get a hobby.

Breaking News: The first person I gave a barnstar to left the project shortly after. The second person I gave a barnstar to returned shortly after. So... that's good, right?

Contents 1 About User:Anchoress 2 Lighten Up 3 To Do 4 Resources 4.1 Editing tools 4.2 Wikipedia policies etc 4.3 Miscellaneous 4.4 Pages to watch 4.5 Pages to be found 4.6 Harvest these people's cool userboxes 5 Misc rubbish 5.1 My first abusive email (I'm so excited!!) 5.2 (Some) fave quotes 5.3 Are you a cocksucker? I am! (From Lou franklin's talk page:) 5.4 Re: Courtney Akins' Permaban 6 External Links

[edit] About User:Anchoress

• My favourite way to contribute on Wikipedia is copyediting. I do create articles, but they're mostly stubs cuz I hate red links.
• I'm not keen on doing a lot of initial work on articles, because the more I put into them the more emotionally attached I get to them, and that's not a good thing. Also I'm lazy.
• On the other hand, I hate articles I stumble upon that people wrote off the tops of their heads, just to get something up, so I try to only include sourced info in my stubs.
• If I feel like doing some cleanup, I go to the Canadian message-boards first, cuz I prefer to contribute there.
• The page I visit the most often is the Penis page. Isn't that an awesome picture???
• My YahooIM is anchoresse. Feel free to chat me for whatever reason. I'm almost always on. :-)
• My edit count

[edit] Lighten Up

[edit] To Do

Urban park - Hastings-Sunrise - Trichotillomania - Hezbollah - Chernobyl disaster - Harold Davidson - Norman Mailer - Seven Beauties - Kyle MacDonald - Teenybopper - Kiki Carter - Hezbollah - Lost (TV series) - Manggha - Vanilla Sky - Barbara Walters - Bnei Menashe - The Truth About Caffeine - Julian Lennon - Bill Kamal - Nikki Carter - Alex Jones - Margaret Atwood#Literary_Works - Push For The Cure - Larrivee Guitars - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock - Ella Fitzgerald - Morganatic marriage (gender-neutral language) - Michael Flatley - The Peace Company - Louise Diamond - Chantal Mallett - Steven Spielberg

Wikipedia:WikiProject The Simpsons/Addling ListGenBot tags to episode pages

Install for archive.

[edit] Resources

[edit] Editing tools

• ^{[citation needed]}
• Stub Categories
• Expansion tag
• Vandalism template
• Report vandalism
• {{sign}} - Template reminding users to sign their posts
• {{talkpagelong}} - Template reminding users to sign their posts on the talk page
• {{talkheader}} - Template reminding users of talkpage guidelines
• {{unsigned}} - Template to be added to unsigned posts
• Speedy deletion info
• {{deletebecause}} type { { deletebecause|reason } }
• {{Cleanup-date}} type { { Cleanup-date|date } }
• {{update}}
• Cleanup templates
• Anchoress (talk • contribs) = { { User|Username } }
• {{archive box|*[[Talk:Articlename/Archive 1]]: June 2004 – May 2005}}
• WP:3
• {{inuse}}
• Template:Refq - template to invite users on the RD to check a wikilink themselves. Also {{refq|article name|optional message}}
• template:test-self - Vandal warning template for people who self-revert.
• {{plot}} for overly long or confusing plot summaries
• <div class="references-small"><references/></div>
• WP:CITET
• User Warning templates - new family

[edit] Wikipedia policies etc

• Wikipedia layout guide
• WP:Right to vanish
• WP Policies and guidelines
• FA tips

[edit] Miscellaneous

• CHECK YOUR EDIT SUMMARY COMPLIANCE STATS HERE - MINE WERE LOWER THAN I THOUGHT!
• Anchoress edit count
• Check someone's block log - insert + in place of spaces in usernames (if any)
• Deletion log

[edit] Pages to watch

• WP Peer Review
• Wikipedia:Canadian_wikipedians'_notice_board/Requests
• Deletion log
• googlebomb attempt?
• Wikipedia Counter-Vandalism Unit
• Wikipedia Requests for Feedback
• Featured article candidates
• Wikipedia:Requests for adminship
• Requested Articles
• [1] Indef blocked after six edits?

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[edit] Pages to be found

• AfD (WP:AFD)
• RfA (Wikipedia:Requests for Arbitration
• Deletion Review
• ...the preceding unsigned post... template {{unsigned|username}}

[edit] Harvest these people's cool userboxes

• Catamorphism
• Jeffpw

[edit] Misc rubbish

[edit] My first abusive email (I'm so excited!!)

Date: Thu, 9 Nov 2006 01:10:40 GMT From: Cjwright79 <-----------> To: Anchoress <----------> Subject: Uh!

Lawful Good? What a sham. It's also a shame that I have to live in the same country as you.

I suggest you remove your head from your ass and kindly resolve the matter of my being banned in a sensible and just manner. I see that virtually every administrator of Wikipedia is corrupt and intellectually lazy. You see the rules as being able to be molded into whatever you want them to be. Of course, this works perfectly. Except I'm sick of this bullshit.

Regardless, I have no interest in continuing this silly escapade.

The individual who said that I was taking the 'long, slow piss' out of everyone is quite right. I'm sending you fine folk this message: your sham reign is over. I will not go away. Your illegitimate and entirely evil ways will not be ignored. I haven't attempted to talk to Jimbo yet, but that's definitely becoming an option.

Thanks much,

Best regards! =) Chris (AKA Cjwright79 (talk • contribs) )

[edit] (Some) fave quotes

• the clitoris is not a rubik's cube
• Co-opting a redirect or disambig page = WIKISQUATTING (Anchoress)

[edit] Are you a cocksucker? I am! (From Lou franklin's talk page:)

Thanks! For turning me on to the Societal attitudes towards homosexuality article! I would never have known about it if it hadn't been for you, and I certainly would never have visited the page if I hadn't known it had the word cocksucker in it. A Google search of 'wikipedia "lou franklin" cocksucker' returns 9 different pages on Wikipedia, so thanks for spreading the word about us cocksuckers! You're doing a better job than we could ever do! With the 9 extra references to the word on Wikipedia because of you, those fragile 14 year olds are much more likely to come across it! Anchoress, your friendly neighbourhood c*m g*zzling q*een 04:22, 16 May 2006

[edit] Re: Courtney Akins' Permaban

I was going to post this on the AN/I board, but I thought better of it. BUT I think well enough of myself that I want to preserve it:

What will her coterie of chevaliers gallants do with all their extra free time? Now that they're not scouring the net for olde englishe spellings and fixing her archives? Don't mind me. It's just the oxygen deprivation getting to me. I've been holding my breath since she posted about me uploading a pic of myself getting buggered. :-) Anchoress 04:06, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] External Links

Anchoress movie on IMDb

definition of Anchoress on American Heritage Dictionary