User:Ambivalenthysteria/top sekrit sysop kabal

[edit] top sikrit sysop cabal

Hail to the top sekrit sysop kabal!

If we are a cabal, so be it! It is not shameful to be a cabal - we formed it for peace, justice, liberty and righteousness! Because we silence our enemies, so we have peace, we have our own liberty (and that's all that matters, really), and of course, we're right! Down with those who oppose the cabal! We silence our enemies, so we have peace, we have our own liberty (and that's all that matters, really), and of course, we're right! Down with those who oppose the cabal! We will not stop until the cabal has ultimate power! Ultimate power, you hear me? *crowd goes wild*

[edit] History and Who We Are

We appeared out of the void, with the very first sysops. But then, we found that some users didn't agree with us. So we smote them, and had them for breakfast. We made (and still do) all our decisions in secret, and we do them just to spite you. Well, unless you're one of us. We like you then. But anyway, there's still some people who stand in our way. And they must be stopped. We must have ultimate power!

Victory to the top sekrit sysop kabal!

[edit] List of top sikrit sysop kabal Members

Why, the list is sekrit, of course!

[edit] Watchlist

For total protection, the Wikipedia top sekrit sysop kabal watchlist will always be sikrit, and hidden away so only the members will know who we're plotting against today.

[edit] Links

• Know Your Wiki Hierarchy!
• Want a laugh?

Disclaimer: There Is No Cabal. This is a parody of Red Faction.