Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons

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Dilbert Book
"Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons"
Book No.: 2
Dates: April 16, 1989 -
October 21
Published: January 1994
Author: Scott Adams

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons Is the 1st Dilbert collection of daily strips, but is the 2nd Dilbert book to be published. It features 6 months of Dilbert comic strips and an introduction by Scott Adams. Its genre is humour. It sells at the retail price of £6.99 in the UK. It originally sold for $7.95 in the USA.

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The book introduces the characters of Dilbert, an unsuccessful engineer and amateur scientist, and his pet dog, Dogbert, a meglomaniac Beagle with ambitions of world domination. Unlike later strips, which de-emphasize Dilbert as the main character and focus primarily on corporate culture and office life, these early strips feature hardly any of Dilbert's life as an engineer. Rather, the main source of humor comes from Dilbert's nerdiness, social ineptitude, and inability to form meaningful relationships. Some surrealist strips--including one in which Dilbert and Dogbert are magically transported to a land populated by men in togas who speak only in cliches-- are demonstrative of a style which Adams completely abandoned within the strip's first year.

In addition to narrative differences, Adams' drawing style was, at this point, still highly reminiscent of a series of doodles, especially the Sunday strips, many of which have large, amorphous blobs as the background, representing machines in Dilbert's lab. Also of note:

  • Dogbert is smaller and considerably more spherical here
  • Dilbert is shaped significantly different; his head is much taller and thinner than it would later become, and he is depicted as being morbidly obese
  • Dilbert's boss, in his earliest incarnation, lacks the childlike face and pointed haircut that would later come to characterize him. Here, he is depicted as an old man with stooped shoulders, a heavy forehead which hangs over his eyes, and large, flabby jowls.
  • For the Sunday strip dayed July 30, 1998 where Dilbert discovers the small planet "Minimus 6", in the first panel Dilbert appears to be drawn with a mouth, as there is a small line under Dilbert's nose. But, when this Sunday strip appears in later compilation books such as "Seven Years of Highly Defective People", the "mouth line" is removed.







Dilbert books
Comic strips
Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons | Shave the Whales | Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy! | It's Obvious You Won't Survive By Your Wits Alone | Still Pumped from Using the Mouse | Fugitive From the Cubicle Police | Casual Day Has Gone Too Far | I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot | Journey to Cubeville | Don't Step In The Leadership | Random Acts of Management | Excuse Me While I Wag | When Did Ignorance Become A Point Of View?| Another Day In Cubicle Paradise | When Body Language Goes Bad | Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review | Don't Stand Where the Comet is Assumed to Strike Oil | The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head | Thriving on Vague Objectives | Try Rebooting Yourself | Positive Attitude
Compilations
Seven Years of Highly Defective People | Dilbert Gives You the Business | A Treasury of Sunday Strips: Version 00 | What Do You Call A Sociopath In A Cubicle? Answer: A Coworker | It's Not Funny If I Have To Explain It
Original strips
Build a Better Life By Stealing Office Supplies | Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless
Business books
The Dilbert Principle | Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook | The Dilbert Future | The Joy of Work | Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel
Other
Telling It Like It Isn't | Work is a Contact Sport | Random Acts of Catness | Work, the Wally Way | Alice In Blunderland | The Boss: Nameless, Blameless and Shameless | You Don't Need Experience If You've Got Attitude | Access Denied: Dilbert's Quest for Love in the Nineties | The Dilbert Bunch