Aldridge Pryor

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Aldridge Prior is a fictional character from the British adult comic Viz. Prior was (and still is) a hopeless liar, spinning tales about anything and everything. Dressed in a red flannel shirt, faded denim jeans and hobnail boots complete with stubble, thinning bushy hair and a gormless look, Prior looks every inch the village idiot.

Tales (or lies?) include:

He is invincible because he is made of a rare alloy only he knows of.
He is related to Saddam Hussein.
Telling an American customs officer that he had £1,000,000 worth of grade-A crack heroin up his bottom.
Being a NASCAR driver, winning the race even with broken legs.
Being a Catholic priest, then reading last rites at a car accident.
Having been wheelchair-bound (lie), visiting Lourdes and then being able to walk within several seconds upon arriving.
Prior claimed to have The Nolan Sisters living in his fridge.
Being a doctor, just by walking around in a white overcoat whilst still in his regular clothes.