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Contents 1 Andres Alejandro Franco Sandoval 1.1 Being and Doing 1.1.1 Physical-chemical Description 1.1.1.1 Biological Insight 1.1.1.2 Subject Description 1.1.1.3 History 1.1.1.3.1 Education 1.1.2 Individuality 1.1.2.1 Activities 1.1.2.2 User Boxen

[edit] Andres Alejandro Franco Sandoval

For the purpose of easy referencing, Andrés Alejandro Franco Sandoval, who is the user this article describes, will be further named and recalled as "afz902k", "subject:afz" or simply "the subject".

[edit] Being and Doing

What subject:afz "is" and "does".

[edit] Physical-chemical Description

afz902k Is made of matter (not counting the contribution of various energy or force fields), this matter of which subject:afz is made, consists of identifiable chemical substances, these are made of atoms, and exist in quantities specified in Table 1.1.1 (to the right).

It has been discovered that the mass of afz902k is roughly 17580 zolotnik (weighting about ~735.5 Newtons on the surface of earth, at sea level).

The density of the subject is considered to be about 1.04 grams/cm³, and the volume of subject:afz is thought to be close to 72115.39 cm³

[edit] Biological Insight

afz902k is a multicellular organism (this can be rectified by simple observation), which indicates it belongs to the Eukaryota Domain.

Further analysis showing capability of locomotion (this was not shown in the first stages of subject:afz's life), responsiveness to environment, and feeding by consuming other organisms has lead Scientists to believe afz902k belongs to the Animalia kingdom.

Closer examination provided enough data to propose afz902k is not a sponge, but it does have true tissues that are organized into germ layers, this evidence alone shows that it belongs to the Eumetazoa clade.

As early as seconds after subject:afz was born, accredited professionals in medicine and anatomy noticed and quickly accepted as a fact that afz902k does show a rather high percentage of bilateral symmetry, which puts it right into the Bilateria subregnum.

It is unclear if subject:afz is a Deuterostome or a Protostome, since no observations were made while it was developing as an embryo, this would also have made it rather hard to determine if afz902k was in fact a member of the Chordata Phylum, had it not been for the easily recognizable (the subject has bones observable by x-ray technology) and hardly refutable fact that it is a Vertebrate (even though some closely related groups of Invertebrates are part of the Chordata Phylum, it is known that all vertebrates do also belong to it).

While searching for bones in subject:afz (which were successfully found), it became quite apparent that one of the most notorious of such bones is in truth what would be described as the "skull", this is a very important finding, as it places the subject right into the Craniata Group, which is so far, an unranked group.

As researchers inspected the aforementioned skull (although perhaps not as directly as they would have liked to), it was noted that a jaw was present on it. This means the subject is indeed a member of the Gnathostomata Infraphylum.

By direct observation on the first stages of individual development (early childhood), it was stated that the subject is indeed a member of the Mammalia class, and therefore, an Amniote.

At born, it was noticed that the subject had been developing in a sort of placental sack, hence being of the Eutheria Taxon/Subclass.

Since afz902k has not been tested for absence or presence of certain Retrotransposons (or for having retrotransposons at all), it can not be specified with certainty using this method if it belongs to the Euarchontoglires Superorder.

Still, other methods have been useful in finding out that afz902k actually does belong to the Euarchonta Superorder (which is contained in the Euarchontoglires Superorder), this conclusion was reached due to the fact that after many basic and even some advanced procedural tests, the subject came out as being one of the many creatures that comply in characteristics to be included in the Primates Order.

The Haplorrhini are a Suborder of primates with their upper lip not directly connected to their nose or gum and their brain to body ratio being certainly greater than that of the Strepsirrhini (Who are considered to be more primitive); The primary sense of Haplorrhini is vision. As the subject complies with all of those characteristics, including it in the Haplorrhini Suborder is a rather straightforward mechanism.

Utilizing methods regarded unpopularly as empirical sizing awareness measuring methods (ESAMM), it was throughly verified that afz902k is indeed one of the many Simiiformes, the higher and bigger Simians that exist in Planet Earth.

In the mid-eighties it was observed that subject:afz did have some quite remarkable yet abysmally average features, these features are listed below:

• Nostrils are narrow.
• Nostrils are downward pointing.
• Generally diurnal habits.
• Does not have a tail at all.
• Has flat fingernails.
• Is bipedal.
• Has hair.
• Two hands with fingers in them.

These breath-taking discoveries have lead to think that the subject is indeed included in the Catarrhini Parvorder. The Catarrhini Parvorder includes some Families of Simians, one of which is the Hominoidea Superfamily, also known as Apes. At first, it was thought that afz902k did not belong to this superfamily, as most Apes are known for being agile tree climbers (unlike the subject, at present date), being truly omnivorous (as opposed to eating only processed foods), and native to Asia and Africa (not North-America).

In the mid-eighties, though, zero researchers including no one but not limited to really anyone, gratuitously decided to stick to the idea that the subject was indeed of the Hominoidea Superfamily; The researchers were target of great criticism, regarded as far-off, run-of-the-mill hillbilly loonies with an agenda, and other terrible adjectives... But their middlemost, emotional and anti-scientific thinking did actually deliver some useful results after all; Extensive studying pinpointed that just one of the Genii included in the Hominina Subtribe, the Homo Genus, was comprised of individual Apes that acted quite differently from other Apes, and even from Apes on the Hominidae Family, which is included in the Hominoidea Superfamily and encloses the Homininae Subfamily and the Hominine Tribe (The Hominine Tribe is parent of the Hominina Subtribe), it was more than intuitive placing afz902k on this Genus.

Finally, intellectual and behavioral research unveiled subject:afz as being of the Homo sapiens Species and Homo sapiens sapiens Subspecies, this conclusion was mainly based on two facts, however, here are listed four:

• The illogical behavior of reason-able individuals (which is a main feature present on the Subspecies, in the later times).
• Subject was observed wearing clothes or otherwise covering garments most of the time.
• Subject could not live without a set of tools which were manufactured in a manner he does not understand completely (not self-sufficient).
• Even though subject lacks self-sufficiency, its life is not in danger of failing miserably (Non-compliance to classic versions of The Law of the Jungle (Survival of the strongest), and extreme implementation of modern re-definitions of The Law of the Jungle (Individuals are as strong as the whole "Pack"))

[edit] Subject Description

afz902k has never been convicted of a crime.

Feature	Description
Sex	Male
Race	Hispanic (Mexican Mestizo)
Tattoos	A dot, on the right forearm
Registration number	None
Trade	IT worker
Height (without shoes)	178 cm
Age	22 years
Complexion	Average
Head	One above the neck
Hair	Curly and dark brown
Whiskers	Shaved
Visage	A pleasant countenance
Forehead	Placed between eyebrows and hair
Eyebrows	Rather abundant
Eyes	Brown, eyeballs are spherical
Nose	One-nose-fits-all
Mouth	A hole in the subject's face
Chin	Not hollywood-like
Native Place	Mexico
Marks	Scar in right wrist
Religion	Being argued about
Educational level	College dropout
Drinking habits	Social drinker
Escapes	Once escaped school to go play billiard
Deaths	None, to the best of our knowledge
Pardons	Many requested, many granted
Transfers to the insane asylum	Unfortunately none

[edit] History

It all began on October 10, 1984 when the subject was born, Afz902k's childhood was rather average, as was his early youth; His adulthood however, could be considered as a bit less eventful than average, so far.  This all accounts for a very interesting lifespan.

Along his life subject has always lived in Mexico, however his residence location has changed a few times, he has lived at: Mexico City for some months (After being born there), Morelia for a couple weeks, Uruapan for a few months, and finally Guadalajara where he still resides.

The subject has visited the aforementioned cities many times along his life, he has also visited some other places in Mexico such as: León, Guanajuato, Torreón, Mazatlán, San Luis Potosí, Toluca, and a few towns, camping sites and beaches in Jalisco and Michoacán

[edit] Education

Afz902k has gone through some Education.

• Kinder: 1987-1991 at Colegio Cristóbal Colón de Guadalajara
• Primary Education:
  • 1991-1996 at Colegio Cristóbal Colón de Guadalajara
  • 1996-1997 at Colegio Anáhuac Garibaldi de Guadalajara
• Secondary Education: 1997-2000 at Colegio Anáhuac Garibaldi de Guadalajara
• Preparational or Vocational Education: 2000-2003 at Colegio Anáhuac Garibaldi de Guadalajara
• Major: 2003-Second Quarter 2005, In Electronics and Communications Engeneering at the Guadalajara University.

[edit] Individuality

Subject's personality has been described as not completely standard nor specifically original, in other words, averagely uncommon. Subject is inclined not to follow social trends, yet fails not to follow some of them, this indicates a not high enough level of Self control.

[edit] Activities

• Sports: Football, and Archery are seldom practiced, walking and hiking are practiced more often, though there is discussion as to addressing these as sports or not.
• Leisure: As most members of the Human Genus, subject:afz is inclined to social activities, though not as much as would be expected by social standards. Activities performed for entertainment are:
  • Listening to music.
  • Watching Television (about 2 hours a day on average).
  • Sitting in front of a computer to perform several tasks.
  • Video-game playing (In the lone, or socially through a multi user console or the internets).
  • Reunion/Party attendance.
  • Visiting a wide array of social events such as archery tournaments, music concerts or movie-watching at the movie theaters, et cetera.
  • Communication with other sentient beings through telecommunications technologies and both spoken and written language.
  • Rarely blogging.
  • Other unassorted activities performed for "fun", such as:
    • "What-if" recreational mind traveling, mostly without drug assitance.
    • Wikipedia, Wikitionary, Lyricwiki and Urbandictionary editing/contributing.
    • Other unsorted unassorted activities performed for "fun".
• Studying: Currently on hiatus, will register (again) to University of Guadalajara in 2007.
• Working: IT and Networking Company "RedEx" tech department Joe-Average employee.
• Design: Regarded as a side-activity for funding and to a certain extent, entertainment, Subject designs mostly for the web.
• Other unassorted activities.

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