User:Adoarns

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[edit] So well but

So I guess this is where I'm supposed to enumerate my crappy self, as if the Buddhists hadn't highlighted the absurdity of such a concept two and a half millennia ago, right?

Where I say, "Hello, I'm a medical student and a writer from Toledo, Ohio who thinks too goddamned hard about things and is a pretentious prick to boot"?

If that's so, then I guess I just did.

ADOARNS is an acronym that stands for A Description of a Really Nice Sausage, the title of my undergraduate thesis. My next big project is called POFFA, or Persistence of Fish-Flavored Artifacts, a novel that will hopefully offend just about everybody.