User:Admiral K

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This is the page of Admiral K He has nothing on it Hip hip hooray

Well, that's not strictly true. You could say this page is filled with all of my hopes and dreams for the future, all my memories, both good and bad, of the past, and all of my fears right now. For example, i'm afraid if i continue to type, i'll get frostbite in my fingers and they'll all fall off.

For any idiot out there actually interested in who i am, i can tell you that i do exist, contrary to popular belief. I live in Mallow, the capital of north Cork. I go to school in the paradox that is the Patrician Academy. One wall of my room is covered in little sticky notepad sheets, creating a makeshift family tree. I want a title!

I have many aliases, including the Red Panda, KGB Assassin, Jack Lynch, the Cork clown, Kev, Harry Potter, Capri's Son, KFC and (occasionally) Kieran. I'm not evil, but have been knon to appear that way to my enemies.

I am unofficial stalker to Prosthetic Hebrew, but with a bit of luck i'll make official stalker pretty soon.

That's about it. My real name's Kevin Conlon, by the way. How're ye?