A Million Little Fibers
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| "A Million Little Fibers" | |
 Towelie tries to escape from Oprah. |
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| Episode no. | 144 |
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| Airdate | April 19, 2006 |
| South Park - Season 10 March 22, 2006 – November 15, 2006 |
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"A Million Little Fibers" is episode 144 of South Park and aired on April 19, 2006. It is primarily a parody of the controversy surrounding James Frey's book A Million Little Pieces and focuses on Towelie and features none of the other main characters.
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[edit] Plot
In this episode, Towelie gets fired from his newest job at P.F. Chang's at Flatirons Crossing, in Broomfield, Colorado (for constantly being high) and (while high) comes up with the idea to write his own memoirs, which he writes (while high), and submits for publishing; however, the publisher tells him no person would be interested in a towel's story, so Towelie (while high) decides to change the memoirs to be exactly the same, except that he changes the story to make himself a person and takes up the pen name Steven McTowelie. He then goes on The Oprah Winfrey Show, where the host loves and promotes his book. Meanwhile, Oprah's vulva, Mingey—which apparently is imbued with sentience—is depressed that the overworked Oprah never pays attention to him anymore—the vagina persona sounding completely male with a Cockney-like accent. Gary, her anus (who speaks with a highly camp voice with a mix of many voice-acted British accents, including Scottish, Welsh, Liverpudlian and other regional British accents) conspires with him to get Oprah fired, so she can pay more attention to them. As Mingey realizes that Towelie is not a person ("a minge knows a towel when they hear one"), they call Geraldo Rivera and give him the information. Subsequently, Towelie is interviewed on Larry King Live, during which Geraldo Rivera calls in from Afghanistan to reveal that the author of the book is a towel.
When the truth comes out, Oprah does not see what the big deal is because people were inspired by the book for how it was written not by whether it is a lie or the truth. But, mobs congregate to protest wildly; Oprah invites Towelie back on the show, saying that he can explain that he wanted to make the book more relevant and easily understandable. However, instead she erupts in anger, calling on the audience to lynch Towelie (at the same time bringing the audience back to her side, thwarting Mingey and Gary's plan). Towelie is cornered at the Bank of Chicago, but Mingey—taking sudden and desperate advantage of the opportunity—tears through Oprah's pants with a revolver. Taking hostages, he kills a police officer and begins making demands in preparation for an escape to France (Gary the anus having always wanted to see Paris). Towelie struggles to think of an idea to deliver himself and his fellow hostages to safety, resisting the temptation to get high. He realizes that any stoned idea will only "get him into trouble".
Towelie's solution: using his inherent flatness, Towelie slips into the bank and allows the hostages to enter through the previously locked doors. The hostages being cleared from the area, police snipers open fire on Oprah's nether region and accidentally hit Gary instead of Mingey. Seeing his only friend slain and his hopes shattered, Mingey turns the gun towards himself and joins the departed Gary. Oprah is rushed to the hospital, with police informing Towelie and the hostages that Oprah will be fine—though the same cannot be said for either her anus or vagina. Towelie learns not to get high for ideas, but to use drugs as a reward after he comes up with them.
[edit] Geraldo
During the Geraldo Rivera phone call there are numerous pictures of Geraldo at locations he has never visited. Locations in which he is depicted during the episode include:
- opening Al Capone's vault on the wall. The vault, however, is not empty.
- parachuting into Afghanistan (although he did visit Afghanistan, he did not arrive via parachute).
- at the International Space Station.
- in front of an M1 Abrams main battle tank, an allusion to when Geraldo was in Afghanistan and claimed to be receiving friendly fire with the unit he was embedded with when in fact he was nowhere near such an incident.
- inside of one of Saddam Hussein's palaces showing no sign of destruction.
- wearing the Papal Tiara as if he were the Pope himself.
In contrast to Tom Cruise, Geraldo responded positively to his depiction on South Park, seeming flattered, almost thankful that they parodied him so well.[citation needed]
[edit] Trivia
- Oprah's vagina ("Minge" is British slang for the organ) has what sounds to be a cockney accent, while the accent of her anus fluctuates between attempted Welsh, Scottish, Caribbean and Liverpudlian accents. "Gary" is Cockney rhyming slang for the anus, derived from Gary Glitter (rhyming with "shitter").
- This is the third episode in the series in which none of the main characters appear, the others being Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus and Pip.
- This episode is the lowest rated South Park episode on the [IMDB].
[edit] References to other works/Pop culture
- P.F. Chang's is an actual restaurant chain, based in Scottsdale, Arizona.
- The members of Oprah's studio audience receive torches under their seats to help them participate in the lynching of Towelie. Normally, Oprah's guests (and audience members at many other daytime talk shows) receive gifts like DVDs, CDs, and books, and are told to find said items under their seats.
- The publishers in the episodes are named Porcupine Press and Arbitrary House, plays on the publishers Penguin Books and Random House, respectively. Towelie's hotel is called the Marryot, a pun on the hotel chain Marriott.
- The relationship between Oprah's vagina and anus is similar to that of George and Lennie in John Steinbeck's novel Of Mice and Men. Mingey and Gary also almost directly quote the play Blood Brothers.
- There's a "High Moments" poster in Towelie's room, with plants pictures in it. It's a parody of Tom Forcade's High Times, a magazine about drug consumption, mainly marijuana.
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