User:A Lewis
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I'm Adam Lewis, 28 years young from the United Kingdom
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[edit] Who am I
Firstly I must tell you that I wasn't born, ever! Instead I was "created" from the parts of a Morris Minor and a re-constituted Banana.
Trouble was that my inventors didn't like me much - I was an unworthy and useless prototype. And so I was scrapped for 3 years going rusty in a scrap yard for old robots and retired air line pilots.
Thankfully I was rescued by a crack team of combat squirrels who took pity on me and looked after me like one of their own.
By the age of eight i was fluent in all rodent languages.
Hanging out with squirrels was ace but after a while I felt more and more like I didn't fit in - especially when I was 13 years old and over 5 foot taller than my foster mommy squirrel! None of the other squirells would play with me after a while - i just became too big, and to well, un squirrel like for them to like me i guess.
Anyway that's by the by....by the Late 1980's I owned my own International Badger Painting conglomerate but got bored of it all and sold the business for a song.
I now amongst being a firefighter and many other things enjoy a whole host of activities, including the prestigous organiser of the annual "Barney Faggot Sunshine Parade" in England.
[edit] On A serious Note
I'm fairly new to Wikipedia and enjoy adding the odd article here and there when time permits!
[edit] My intrests / Areas of Expertise
< Firefighting < Civil Defence < Acting > Singing / SOngwriting > The United Kingdom Warning and Monitoring Organisation > Royal Observer Corps. > Fire Safety legislation
[edit] Your Comments Are Appreciated...No Really, They Are
Any comments or reports of inaccuracies are gratefully received this is best done here at my discussion pagein the first instance rather than on the discussion page of the article you may be writing to me about.
Constructive criticism is welcome, but please be constructive and not personal.
