User:Zentaury

de	Dieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.

Shame on me. I am unable to let this site look good.

This user is from the planet Earth.

This user comes from Germany.

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal.

This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

This user is male.

This user is heterosexual.

This user is single.

This user enjoys a varied sex life. (Alternating between hands does constitute "varied", right?)

This user is unhappy.

c-2

This user is an intermediate C programmer.

php-2

This user is an intermediate PHP programmer.

.css

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

js	This user can program in JavaScript.

mysql

This user writes programs that access MySQL.

—	This space for rent.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys
metal music.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user fancies Celtic music.

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

DO IT!

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.