User:Z-vap

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This user is currently experiencing Repetitive strain issues that may affect his or her ability to work on Wikipedia. Please bear in mind that the user may occasionally be unable to carry out their usual Wikipedia duties (whatever those are). Also, this user may not always be able to respond to talk page messages or e-mails in a timely manner during these painful periods, and your patience is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Joe Christl 13:16, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

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Petrified wood, such as this sample found in Petrified Forest National Park, Arizona, United States, is a fossil wood where all the organic materials have been replaced with minerals, while retaining the original structure of the wood. The petrifaction process occurs underground, when wood becomes buried under sediment. Mineral-rich water flowing through the sediment deposits minerals in the plant's cells and as the lignin and cellulose decay, a stone cast forms in its place.

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This user is fluent in Picksburgese, wit English as a second language.

AmE-67

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This user lives in Pittsburgh.

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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

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