Yapton

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Yapton is a village and civil parish in the Arun District of West Sussex, England. It is well know as the homeland of the chav race and as such is a terrible place to live. The only redeeming feature of the village is that it is also inhabited by Emma Napper (who supports Liverpool FC with all her heart and who's lifelong ambition is to marry Robbie Fowler), Naomi Hayes, Matt Collins (who is a Viking and who likes to spear wild sheep in his spare time and make coats from them) and Paul's dad. This lovely village is also inhabited by the likes of Sophia Popiel and Alexandra O'Connor...also known as "Shrapnel Face", coined by Luke Green. It is located three miles (4.8km) to the north-west of Bognor Regis. The civil parish covers an area of 790.57ha and has a population of 3522 persons (2001 census).

St Mary the Virgin parish church is 13th century in origin.