User:Willy turner
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'Willy turner is a 27 year old glasweigan man. born in newcastle in 1979. willy moved to scotland when he was 3. the son of heather and rodney turner. willy was raised in eaglesham, and attended high school in newton mearns . willy developed a cannabis dependency in his mid teens. This contributed to withdrawn, delusional, and generally bad moods, Upon attending university willy found it difficult to make friends with his fellow students, He became paranoid, and lonely and following resultant deppression, dropped-out. following a succesion of menial jobs willy is presently working for direct banking, the telephone banking operation of the royal bank of scotland'. Willy hates his job, finding it boring, and repetitive. Willy is a wannabe political theorist, philosopher, and intellectual. he is a proponent of a world government and redistribution of wealth on a global scale, between the developed world and the least developed nations . Willy supports very progressive taxation. Willy is an Internationalist. Willy's views are influenced by Socialism. However he does believe in free trade, supporting freedom of movement of people, capital, services and goods, throughout the world. Willy is also known to some as his nickname, Wonk. This name arose from the name of the character in the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Willy finds it difficult to get out of bed in the morning , and is very unhappy. He dreams of going back to university, however still belives his existance is pointless, and that he may never be happy.
As of June, July 2006, willy is prone to singing; " who the fuck is phil sco-la-ri!"