User:WhiteRhino

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Contents 1 Biography 2 Friends on Wikipedia 3 Nicknames 4 Speech Style

[edit] Biography

Hey, I'm WhiteRhino (obviously). I was born in Greenville, SC and live there currently.

[edit] Friends on Wikipedia

• Danhash

[edit] Nicknames

• Buttface
• Cheesebomb
• Drewf
• Mom

[edit] Speech Style

Adds "O" to the ends of words. So, for example, cheese becomes cheeso, history becomes histo, etc. Adds nullified expletives wherever possible. For example, unbelievable becomes unbefreakinleavable.

Here we go...(in alphabetical order of course) Wikipedia:Babel en This user is a native speaker of English. la-2 Hic usor media latinitate contribuere potest. ... This user would like to be able to speak some more languages. Search user languages
General Info(first things first)
YA This user is a young adult. This user is male. This user is of German ancestry. This user is a code monkey.
Anime
>_< This person dislikes anime.
Automotive
This user is currently learning how to drive. This user likes to change traffic lights to get through faster or because crashes make good photographs.
Beliefs
Censorship
This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship. Wikipedia is not censored for minors.
Drugs
This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke. This user is drug-free. C2H6O-0 This user is a non-drinker.
Philosophy
This user enjoys philosophy. I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
Politics
pol This user dislikes the concept of politics. This user does not trust electronic voting machines.
Racism
X This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct. X
Reproduction
This user is not a biological parent. Template:User anti-transhumanist
Other Crap
This user admires Julius Caesar. This user knows that 42 is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything.
Books
Reading
This user reads between the lines. This user does not enjoy reading.
Writing
This user enjoys writing.
Authors
SK This user enjoys the works of Stephen King. This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.
Novels
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the book and the film.
Manga
-_- This user freaking HATES Manga and prefers to read stuff the right way.
Colour
$$ This user's favourite colour is black.
Computer Stuff
Websites and Services
This user's IRC nick is BeefyChi and their server is nonexistent. Chat This user has been chatting online with babes all day. dA This user is a deviantART deviant at pepsiboy81 Don't Panic! WhiteRhino is actually h²g² Researcher U81. last .fm This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm. This user tracks his or her money on Where's George? This user loves using Google Earth.
Blogging
W This user uses WordPress.
Search Engines
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses Wikipedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Email
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
ISP
BS This user's internet service provider is BellSouth.
Software
This user uses Gaim to chat on AIM, IRC, and other networks. This user contributes using The GIMP.
File Sharing
This user uses Azureus.
Browser
This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
OS
winXP This user regretfully contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
Hardware
This user contributes using a PC. 64 This user uses an AMD64 processor This user thinks Apple Computer products are cool.
Connection Speed
>56k This user is contributing using a broadband connection.
School
hs This user is a high school student.
Food(mmmm)
This user is an omnivore. This user is a cereal killer. This user eats bagels. This user loves pancakes. This user loves spaghetti. This user eats green beans. This user eats potatoes. This user eats carrots. This user eats apples. This user eats bananas. This user loves oranges. If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day. This user eats pears. This user eats strawberries. This user eats watermelon. This user eats chicken. This user eats fries, or chips. This user loves to eat pizza. This user eats candy corn. This user eats chocolate. This user eats cookies. This user enjoys jelly beans. This user eats potato chips. Java-4 This user is an expert coffee drinker. TEA! This user is addicted to Southern sweet tea. Coke This user believes Coke is no match for Pepsi. Not even close. Pepsi This user drinks Mountain Dew. This user drinks water regularly. This user drinks orange juice. This user drinks hot chocolate. This user drinks chocolate milk.
GRAMMAR
.  T This user puts two spaces after a period. A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma. … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately…. CA This user uses Canadian English spelling.
Games and Fun Stuff
X This user has just sunk your battleship. This user enjoys playing chess. This user is a Jenga master. This user plays Risk. This user plays table football, or "foosball".
Video Games
cvg-4 This user is an expert gamer. This user is addicted to computer and video games. game dev This user is interested in computer and video game development. This user contributes using a PC. + This user plays retro games. This user still plays games on the NES. This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64 This user plays games on a graphing calculator. ZAP! This user thinks Duck Hunt is the best game ever. This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. CIV This user plays one or more versions of Civilization. HL2 This user plays Hλlf-Life 2. This user plays games in the Mario series. This user plays the Metroid series. This user plays Pac-Man. RE This user plays Resident Evil. This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. SWG This user plays Star Wars Galaxies.
Health
This user is nearsighted. This user does not smoke. This user is right-handed.
General Interests
This user works in and/or appreciates Architecture This user is interested in ancient Rome. This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. This user is an art lover. This user enjoys photography. This user enjoys singing. This user prefers cold weather. This user enjoys watching the weather.
Music
This user enjoys psychedelic rock. This user enjoys punk rock. This user appreciates real punk music and can't stand pop "punk". This user enjoys rock music. This user enjoys electronic music. This user enjoys indie rock. This user likes alternative rock.
Media
CFH This user is a fan of Call For Help. Template:User monty python alt H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously. fan trekkie trekker This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker. MD This user loves Mrs. Doubtfire, and can't wait for the sequel. Star Wars This user is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. This user would shoot Greedo first. TV This user has a television set.
Programming
prog-1 This user is a beginner programmer. bas This user can program in BASIC. c++-1 This user is a beginning C++ programmer. <html> This user can write HTML.
Time
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute (especially when deadlines are approaching). This user's time zone is UTC-5. GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
Sexuality(keep in mind my religious views)
This user practices abstinence. This user identifies as straight. This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend. This user is monoamorous and expects his or her partner to be likewise.
More Other Crap
This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory. This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun. This user bickers with their significant other or co-workers about the thermostat setting. ..... This user is a professional procrastinator. oops This user frite quequently suffers spoonerisms. This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. 1337 This user is elite. This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff? SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. All your base are belong to WhiteRhino. Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on. This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr! This user fears the clowns. THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.