Vaya Con Cornholio

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Vaya Con Cornholio is an episode of the animated series Beavis and Butt-Head. It was Cornholio's final appearance on the show.

Beavis turns into his alter ego, The Great Cornholio, at Burger World after drinking the entire supply of a new soft drink similar to Jolt Cola. A man from the United States Department of Immigration visits the restaurant to check for illegal immigrants working there, and believes that Beavis/Cornholio is one because his gibberish sounds like Spanish. After an attempted questioning by the Department of Immigration, Beavis is deported to Mexico, which he claims in the name of his bunghole. At the end of the episode, the actual immigrants with which Beavis rode to Mexico are seen getting off the bus referring to Cornholio in their own language, before Beavis (still as his alter ego) walks off down the street into the dark.

[edit] Quotes

• Immigration Officer: "I'm just coming to see if there are any illegal immigrants here."

Butt-Head: "You mean, like Mexicans?"

• Beavis (as Cornholio): "Where I come from, there is no TP! My people, we have but one bunghole!"

• Immigration Officer A (from behind desk): "OK, so what do we know about this kid?"

Immigration Officer B: "Well, I picked him up at Burger World but he doesn't have any ID or anything! Says his name is . . . (reads from a notepad) 'Corn... Holio'."

Immigration Officer A: "What the hell kinda name is that?! Is that his first or his last?"

Immigration Officer B: "I dunno, it's the only name he gives."

Immigration Officer A: "Cornholio...? Sounds Spanish... Could be Italian? I doubt it..."

Immigration Officer B: "Well, the little bastard devoured my taco and burrito combo on the ride over!"

Immigration Officer A: "Yeah, probably Mexican."

Immigration Officer B: "Says he's from... (reads from notepad) 'Lake Titicaca'."

Immigration Officer A: "'Lake Titicaca'?"

Beavis (as Cornholio): "M-heh heh, Lake Titicaca! Titty-kaka!"

Immigration Officer A: "OK, find out where the hell 'Lake Titty-kaka' is and..."

Beavis: "Nnnnnnnnnicaragua!!!"

Immigration Officer A: "Nicaragua?!"

Beavis: "Agua for my bunghole! Bunghole!!"

• Immigration Officer: "'Bunghole'? What the hell's a 'bunghole'?!"

Cornholio: "You are a bunghole! And so am I. There will be more bungholes after me."

• Cornholio: "There will be TP for every man."

• Immigrant: "Papel para su culo?" (translated: "TP for his bunghole?"; literally, "Paper for his butt?")

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