User:TurtleTurtle

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~ Jared!! ~

Doing my best to imitate the Wittgenstein pose.

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This user lives in Texas.

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vrwc This user is a member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.

This user does not support the ACLU.

evol-4 This user is absolutely certain of the theory of evolution.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

YA This user is a young adult.

ADHD This user has ADHD.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

gk This user is a geek.

AC This user plays the Animal Crossing series.

GTA This user plays the Grand Theft Auto series.

Halo This user plays the Halo series.

塊魂 Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

* This user needs more cowbell.

My current Wikistress level.

"One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse." -- Jack Handy

"OMFG!!1one! J423D is teh shit!" -- Oscar Wilde

I'm a 16 year-old Mormon with a taste for irreverent humor, and I'm a bonafide wiki-addict. I'm rather proud of a few of my entries. (Especially Literary movements and List of Mormons.) I love the writing of Franz Kafka and Philip K. Dick. If you're interested, please visit my website and read some of my writing, it's always nice to get feedback on it.

Contents 1 Entries of Mine 2 Entries I Have Editied a Bit 3 Entries I Have Dominated 4 Entries I Watch 5 Where else I am on the internet

[edit] Entries of Mine

• Literary movements
• List of Mormons
• Monster in a Wheelchair
• Peluca
• Image:Stoneware_Pillow.png

[edit] Entries I Have Editied a Bit

• Pillow
• Blade Runner
• Napoleon Dynamite
• The Postal Service

[edit] Entries I Have Dominated

• Bruce R. McConkie
• Kwanzaa

[edit] Entries I Watch

• Richard Feynman
• Franz Kafka
• Postmodernism

[edit] Where else I am on the internet

• Ucyclopedia
• My Blog
• My Xanga
• My Last.FM
• My Website
• My Neopets Account

WikiProject Countering systemic bias open tasks This project creates and improves neglected articles.

Review and Improve: Medical Assistant Requests: Heather Dean, Dandakaranya, Semelaic languages, Settler colonialism, Bambous Expand: 2000 Mozambique flood, Deba Habe, Dwangwa River, Eugenie Potonie-Pierre, Ed Bullins, Bura Gauranga River, Rosa Mayreder, Amrit Bohara, Lusaka, 2006 Ivory Coast toxic waste spill, Sre language Update: Ivorian Civil War, Cotonou, Banjul, Darfur conflict, Stay at home dad, Ituri Conflict other tasks | edit

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