User:Tree Biting Conspiracy/Humor Barnstars
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These Barnstars are created for humor purposes only so it is suggested that they are not rewarded to Wikipedians as they are not real rewards:
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[edit] Link Barnstar
If you decide to link a lot of words in your articles, even those that are obviously obscure and useless, then most likely you will deserve this Link Barnstar (not referring to Legend of Zelda)
[edit] Communist Barnstar
This barnstar is awarded to anyone showing the qualities of a Communist enthuiast. This includes weekly propaganda campaigns, pilgrimages to Lenin's tomb, spying on (and reporting to nearest secret police station) enemies of the people, social parasites, wreckers and anyone who's seen Spies Like Us, and plotting the overthrow of the so-called "free" world. Recievers are also encouraged to read such notable pro-Communist books such as "Communism for Dummies," "I was a Teenage Capitalist," "Communism for Enthusiasts" and the much more popluar "Communism and Philosopher's Stone" series. Recievers are also cautioned to stay away from such books as 1984 and Animal Farm as they are composed of vile lies are were written by evil mutant Anti-Communist robots with Stinky Boot Rash that should not be trusted.
[edit] Cool as a Potato
This award is given to those who remain cool like potatos when tension arises. Though we cannot exactly say how potatos have anything to deal with stress, but all Wikipedians like (and love) potatos so this potato award is here to stay. Any anti-potato activist please file you complaints here
[edit] Clone Barnstar
For anyone interested in genetics and unsatisfied with the regular barnstar, we bring you the CLONE BARNSTAR!!!. Please note however that the clone barnstar is only a prototype and unstable, therefor resulting in either a shorter barnstar life span or the barnstar turning into a skunk ape monster after 24 hours
[edit] Dictator Barnstar
Have you weaseled your way into taking control of the government? Have you ruthlessly conquered defensless nations and killed innocent people? Have you built a few junk weapons of mass or not-so-mass destruction? Then you obviously deserve the Dictator Barnstar.
[edit] Asparagus Barnstar
Do you like apsaragus? Do you know anyone that likes asparagus? If so, give them the asparagus barnstar to encourage them to eat asparagus. Remember, asparagus prevents herpes.
[edit] Wikisoap Barnstar
Are you disgusted that another wikipedian has a terrible stench and smells as if a skunk pissed on a large pile of shit? If so, they deserve this barnstar to encourage daily bathing.
[edit] Justice League Barnstar
This reward can only be given out to Justice League members (Super Friends, Marvel Comics, Justice League of Australia and others don't count). If you are not a Justice League Member please do not recieve or give away this award or Superman, Batman, and the She-Hulk will come and smite you.
[edit] The Person-Who-Does-Not-Know-About-Wikipedia Reward
If you don't know about the existence of Wikipedia or Barnstars then you can recieve this award. Ironic, isn't it?
