User:Tirakh

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I spy with my little eye something that starts with 'T'!

That's right kiddos and Michael Jackson! It's the great Dragon King named Tirakh! This lovable dragon is complete with the magic of imagination and flame breath! Feeling low? Need a pic me up? Tirakh is the best friend for you!

  • He'll steal Michael Jackson's nose!
  • He WON'T molest your mother
  • PMS-14 action rifle sold seperately!
  • Enjoys long walks on the beach, in the air, or even down in the huge volcano!
  • Comes complete with 5 weapons and over 20 powers and abilities for pure destruction and mayhem!
  • Tirakh even makes MJ clones!
  • MJ sucks
  • Let's throw rocks at him!
  • PMS-14 Action Rifle still sold seperately

So remember kids! If you ever need a date, call Tirakh! He'll show you love :)

  • Michael Jackson doll sold seperately
  • Tirakh and all associates will not be held responsible for MJ clone gang rape!
  • MJ sucks ass
  • Caution: may contain nuts!

  • MJ: Ooooh! I like flags!~
    me: t('_'t) f*ck you MJ


A quote from Tirakh himself:
Tirakh says: zomg *hands him 10 2 foot long bars of adamantium and wipes blood off face* that village was nice >.>

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