Tie My Pecker to My Leg

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You have new messages (last change).

"Tie My Pecker To My Leg" is a song by Mojo Nixon. It is considered to be one of the crudest songs ever written because of lyrics like the following:

Me, your mama, and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shit house door.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Daddy's going steady with a pig in a barn. 
Grandma's getting down with an ear of corn.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Watching Mom shave her pussy really gets the kids hard.
Grampa's fucking something in the front yard.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg.
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.

Besides mentioning bestiality and food fetish, it also mentions geriatric sex and coprophilia.

This song-related article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org../../../t/i/e/Tie_My_Pecker_to_My_Leg_121d.html"