Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)
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| "Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)" | ||
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| Album cover for Sieg Howdy | ||
| Song by Jello Biafra and The Melvins | ||
| from the album Sieg Howdy | ||
| Released | September 26, 2005 | |
| Genre | Punk/Heavy metal | |
| Label | Alternative Tentacles | |
| Producer(s) | Toshi Kasai | |
"Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)" is a song by Jello Biafra and The Melvins. It appears on their second album Sieg Howdy and was composed by Biafra and Melvins guitarist Buzz Osborne.
The main target of the song is Biafra's former band Dead Kennedys, who sued Biafra in 1998 in order to gain control of the band's master tapes. (See the entries for both Mr. Biafra and Dead Kennedys for details on the case.) The song title derives from a quote by Dead Kennedys guitarist East Bay Ray that Biafra has been recalling in recent spoken word performances: "(He) always used to say that our own fans were so dumb that they'd buy anything, and that 'nobody believes that political shit anymore'." [1]
In the lyrics, Biafra blasts his former bandmates for being greedy, for tainting what the band stood for by doing a reunion tour "for all the wrong reasons", only "playing hits from the good old days/About how bad the good old days were" (a lyric borrowed from Biafra's 1993 song "Buy My Snake Oil"), performing live without any rehearsal, and having "a former child star" (referring to Brandon Cruz) "who doesn't even know the words" taking Biafra's place.
Semi-facetiously, Biafra claims that this "new" Dead Kennedys lineup could start a precedent where other former child stars take the place of original lead vocalists in classic punk bands, hypothesizing that Frankie Muniz would front The Misfits, Black Flag's new frontman would be Gary Coleman, and that The Germs would return with Emmanuel Lewis subsitiuting for the late Darby Crash (This latter reference is almost ironic considering the recent reunion of The Germs with actor Shane West, who portrays Crash in a forthcoming biopic, as lead singer). Biafra also fears that using the same precedent, that Courtney Love would lead her late husband Kurt Cobain's band Nirvana "at last".
The song concludes by referring to the Sex Pistols' infamous collaboration with Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs, suggesting that with that precedent in mind, Enron's Ken Lay could be the next lead singer of Dead Kennedys (although on the record, Biafra substitutes Martha Stewart's name instead, even though Stewart had not embezzeled her own company as Lay did with Enron.)
The song was recorded during the sessions for Never Breathe What You Can't See, but could not be released until after the Biafra vs. Dead Kennedys trial had been concluded.
