Thos. W. Jackson
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Thomas William Jackson (or Thos. W. Jackson as he styled his name in his publications) (1867-1934) was the author and publisher of a series of popular joke books published between, approximately, 1907 and 1955.
The first and most famous was entitled On a Slow Train Through Arkansaw [sic]. Despite their titles, the books have no narrative thread. Their content consists simply of a stream of jokes, clustered roughly by similarity of topic. Women, Jews, Negroes/Colored people/Niggers (all three terms were used), Irishmen, Chinamen, and Mexicans were the butt of many of the jokes.
Some samples of their content (all from I'm From Texas; You Can't Steer Me) give a fair representation of the quality of the humor:
- Well, we can't go fishing any more. The Germans have taken all the Poles.
- Women today want their alimony in advance.
- We will never have a woman president,—for the candidate must be over thirty-five years of age.
- If we had women firemen the men would run every time the fire bell rang just to see the women arrange their hose.
- Just imagine old maid cops. If they did arrest a man, do you think they would take him to the police station?
- Where was Solomon's temple?
On the side of his head.
- There was a Jew on the train. An Irishman grabbed him by the nose. The Jew said "Let go my nose." The Irishman said, "I won't until we get around this curve."
[edit] Books
List of Thos. W. Jackson's humorous books, in order of publication:
- On a Slow Train Through Arkansaw ISBN 0-86574-001-1
- Through Missouri on a Mule
- I'm from Texas; You Can't Steer Me
- Don't Miss It! Thos. W. Jackson Telling All the Late Ones
- Thos. W. Jackson Catches a Fish and Tells the Story
- From Rhode Island to Texas
- Oh, You Auto See the United States with Jackson
- You Can't Beat It! Thos. W. Jackson Getting Off the Good Ones
- See America First
- Thos. W. Jackson Coming with Good Stuff
- Thos. W. Jackson with all the 'Funny Ones'
- Take a Joy Ride with Thos. W. Jackson to the Land of Smiles
- On a Fast Streamliner (by Harry W. Jackson)