Talk:Third Goryeo-Khitan War

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[edit] Relevance to the Average American

Let's face it, this isn't a topic that most people care about. Therefore, we should spice it up with the following year 2000 pop-culture reference:

In A.D. 1018 war was beginning
King Hyeonjong:  What happen?
General: Someone set us up the invasion
Courtier: We get letter
King Hyeonjong: What!
Courtier: Main scroll unfurl
King Hyeonjong: It's him!!
Xiao Baiya: How are you gentlemen!!
Xiao Baiya: All your bridge are belong to us
Xiao Baiya: You are on the way to destruction
King Hyeonjong: What he say!
Xiao Baiya: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Xiao Baiya: Ha ha ha ha...
King Hyeonjong: Kang Kam-chan make ready the army
King Hyeonjong: You know what you doing.
King Hyeonjong: Move army.
King Hyeonjong: For great justice. 

(with thanks to Zelikazi for 'main scroll unfurl') -- Saaber 02:24, 4 September 2006 (UTC)