User:Thenobleageofsteam
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What ho, tally ho, etc. Welcome to my page. Sae, laddie, daown tae business:
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[edit] A Brief History of Thenobleageofsteam
A partially (sorta) true biography.
[edit] Birth
Born in 1862 to Mary Walthers Harrington, illegitimate son of Albrect Gerdhard von und zu Stauber.
[edit] Growing Up
Invented the monocycle, and used it to win the Greater Parisian Wheeled Vehicles Race of 1889. Joined the British Military in 1892 and was partially responsible for the discovery and consequent colonization of Hyperboria, Ultima Thule, Lemuria, Mu, and, most famously, Atlantis. In 1898, hijacked a Zeppelin with the intention of flying to Mars. Instead crashed in the Congo and was interrogated by the Prussians.
[edit] Blowing Things Up
Escaped from the Prussian prison by blowing up the boiler. In 1904, landed in a Turkish prison. Was about to be drafted into the ranks of the bashi-bazouk when he exploded half of Istanbul, where he was being held, shot the Sultan Suleiman I the Magnificent, escaped onto a prototype heavier-than-air vehicle, and blew some more things up in really impressive explosions.
===Dieing=== Achieved only after 134 years of life. A steam-tractor was put on his grave, not only to symbolize his (over 800,000) steam-driven patents but to keep him in.
[edit] A Note
Realistically in terms of my German, I come in at about 0.5. I understand what's being said, and I can get my point across, but writing is beyond me. Humph.
