User:The Coldwood

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About Kyle
(CEO of The Coldwood)
Lanuguages
en-ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canadian English.
simple
4		 This user can write very clearly in Simple English.
en-gb-3 This user is a fluent speaker of British English.
en-us-ca Dude, this person is totally a native California English speaker.
... This user would like to know oodles more languages.
fr-2 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau moyen en français.
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
zh-1 該用戶能以基本的中文進行交流。
该用户能以基本的中文进行交流。
th-1 ผู้ใช้คนนี้สามารถใช้ภาษาไทย ได้ในระดับพื้นฐาน.
pt-1 Este usuário pode contribuir com um nível básico de português.


de-2 Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
fy-2 It Frysk fan dizze meidogger is ridlik.
ko-2 이 사용자는 한국어를 어느 정도 말할 수 있습니다.
pl-1 Ten użytkownik posługuje się językiem polskim na poziomie podstawowym.
ru-1 Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне.
du-1 This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.
pgl Isthay useryay isyay ayay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.
ja-2 この利用者はある程度の日本語を話します。
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tlh-2 tlhIngan Hol jatlh lo'wI'vam.
Inter-Wikipedia Relationships
This user is friends with EvanUT3.
Vocation
This user is an academic.
This user is a code monkey.
This user is a professional graphic designer.
This user is a professional webmaster.
Politics
Template:User Canadian Conservative
Template:User Marijuanaparty
Beliefs
This user practices abstinence.
All your base are belong to The Coldwood.
This user is a carnivore.
This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.
This user is opposed to online censorship.
This user is interested in luck.
This user does not believe in
Santa Claus.
This user identifies as straight.
This user is interested in Taoism.
This user is interested in Theism.
Template:User United Church of Canada
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
Personal Information

This user is a Wikipedian in Alberta.
Public domain
 This user is Canadian, eh.
This user prefers cold weather.
Image:Annoyingthing.jpg This user thinks that Crazy Frog is annoying.
This user is drug-free.
This user comes from Edmonton.
gk This user is a geek.
This user is male.
This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.
This user is of Polish ancestry.
This user is right-handed.
This user suffers from Tourette syndrome.
XBSA This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America.
YA This user is a young adult.
Wikipedia-Related
This user is a member of WikiProject Userboxes.
This user is a member of WikiProject Anime and Manga.
This user is a member of the Pokémon Collaborative Project.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.


This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
Programming
This user is a code monkey.
prog-N This user is a native programmer.
c-4 This user is an expert C programmer.
java This user can program in Java.
perl This user is a perl hacker.
php This user can program in PHP.
.css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html> This user can write HTML.
js This user can program in JavaScript.
kon This user can write widgets for the Yahoo! Widget Engine.
mysql This user writes programs that access MySQL.
xml This user can write XML.
xhtml This user can write XHTML.
Interests
*_* This user loves anime.
Favourite Foods
align=center This user loves hamburgers.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user loves to eat pizza.
P This user drinks Pepsi.
This user eats at Taco Bell.
This user eats at Burger King.
Computing Activities
This user is an editor at the Open Directory Project.
T
This user's internet service provider is T-Online.
This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
This user uses Azureus.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user prefers to play games on a personal computer.
Gaming Activities
This person prefers to play games on a laptop.
This user likes to play games on his or her Mac, but is getting awfully sick of Breakout.
This user prefers the GameCube over the Xbox and PlayStation 2.
game
dev		 This user is interested in computer and video game development.
LE This user's alignment is Lawful Evil: the "Dominator."
NWN
 This user plays Neverwinter Nights.
RO This user plays Ragnarok Online
Television/Online Animation
FR Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
This user watches CBC Television.
This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.
Reading
Webcomics This user reads webcomics.


This user reads between the lines.
This user enjoys reading anything.
This user enjoys writing.
SK This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.
漫画 This user is a Manga Otaku.
ACADEMIC JOURNAL This user has had his/her work published in an academic journal.

This user page is under construction

I guess maybe it's about time I actually put some content in my user page? I do have my own Web sites in which I do say some stuff about myself and rant about my pet peeves and stuff, though.

I try to concentrate on places where I can do productive stuff without getting into an edit war, but I haven't always succeeded in staying out of conflict and controversy.

Contents

[edit] Subpages

[edit] About Me

I am 18 years old, I am currently immigrating to Canada (living in Edmonton on a work permit) and I have been involved in web design since August of 1998. I also have been active in the Open Directory Project since late 2003.

[edit] Internet Annoyances

  • Background Music on web pages
  • Flash/Shockwave Banner Advertisements
  • Newbie web masters asking for free designs/code
  • Spam E-mail (No, I do not want to buy ch34p c1alis)

[edit] Scholarly Endeavours

[edit] Learning to speak the world's tongue

In my travels, I have learned that it would be in my best interest learn more languages. Whilest I can't speak all of these languages fluently, I can survive in an instance of being in a country that speaks a certain language.

[edit] Accomplishments

[edit] Wikipedia

I love to contribute to free tools so naturally, I participate here at Wikipedia.

[edit] Wikipedia Expansions

[edit] Templates

I created the below templates:

[edit] Userboxes

  • In Progress
    • Canadian English Userboxes.
  • Fixed Userboxes
    • Austrailian English 0

[edit] Inter-language accomplishments

I only list my english accomplishments here. My accomplishments in other languages are listed at my user pages on the other wikis and my personal web site.

[edit] Opposing Views

[edit] Crackpots

Speaking of controversy, I've been (unjustly) included in people's lists of "cyberstalkers" and online evildoers:

This inclusion says more about them than about me. Some of the stuff they say about me is downright libelous, which is funny given how prone to threats of litigation they are.

[edit] Experiences on the Net

[edit] Web Design

In August 1998 (don't remember the exact day), I signed up for an account on Geocities.

[edit] Open Directory Project

I have been an editor at the Open Directory Project since later 2003. In Spring 2006 election, one of the editing teams I belong to: Weekend Editing Contest has won an award! W00t!

[edit] Hang outs on the Net

[edit] Instant Messenger

AIM: kylekorleski
ICQ: 190110713
MSN: bakurafan@hotmail.com
Skype: zerowingdude
Yahoo!: thecoldwood
Jabber: kyleofalberta@JabberCanada.net

[edit] Social Networks

MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/kyle_the_canadian

[edit] Social Linking

StumbleUpon: http://kylekorleski.stumbleupon.com/
del.icio.us: http://del.icio.us/kylekorleski

[edit] Discussion Fora

mUnity - The Coldwood
Resource Zone - TeamRocket
Revo Forums - It's a Dying Shame
vBulletin Community Forums - James Kojiro
vBulletin.nl - teamrocketman
vBulletin.org - teamrocketman

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