The War with the Fnools
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"The War with the Fnools" is a science fiction short story by Philip K. Dick. It was first published in Galaxy magazine in 1969.[1]
The Fnools are invaders in the guise of two-foot-tall human beings. They take on the guise of Volkswagen mechanics and other similar business practitions. A discovery is made by a Fnool that if one of their kind partakes in a human drug (in this case tobacco and alcohol), the Fnool will double in height. The knowledge is spread, and as a result, the Fnools become indistinguishable from human beings.
Dick said of the story:
"Well, once again we are invaded. And, humiliatingly, by a lifeform which is absurd. My colleague Tim Powers once said that Martians could invade us simply by putting on funny hats, and we'd never notice. It's a sort of low-budget invasion. I guess we're at the point where we can be amused by the idea of Earth being invaded. (And this is when they really zap you.)"[citation needed]
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