The Heartbreak

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The O.C. episode
“The Heartbreak”

Ryan and Theresa before the Valentine Dance
Episode no. Season 1
(2003-2004)
Episode 19
Writer(s) Josh Schwartz
Director Lev L. Spiro
Production no. 176518
Original airdate February 18, 2004 (FOX)
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"The Heartbreak" is the 19th episode of the FOX television series, The O.C.. The episode was written by Josh Schwartz and was directed by Lev L. Spiro. It originally aired on Wednesday February 18, 2004.

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Summer: You're in my house.

Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.


Seth: Who is this?

Summer: No-one.

Seth: I'm not no-one.

Summer: Princess Sparkle. What do you want?

Seth: She's just Captain Oates's type.

Summer: Well you tell him to keep his hooves off


Sandy: I might be a little late to the Valentine’s Day Dance Singles Dance Gala Singles.

Kirsten: Singles Dance Gala. Why? We said we were gonna go together.

Sandy: It’s restaurant stuff. We’ve got the zoning inspectors coming by before we can expand the deck.

Kirsten: On Saturday?

Sandy: I guess these city council guys are really busy.

Kirsten: No, I forbid it.

Sandy: ... you what?

Kirsten: With whatever wifely authority I have vested in me on this most holy and romantic Holiday, no.

Sandy: It’s only a holiday, it's not even a real holiday.

Kirsten: Not this again, not on an empty stomach.

Sandy: How about Arbour Day? Trees? That’s a good cause. Or Secretary's Day? Or how about our anniversary?

Kirsten: ... which we might not make it to.

Sandy: Come on. You know you're gonna have so much more fun there without me

Kirsten: You're going Sandy. This is important to me.

Sandy: You know there are a lot of things impotant to me that you don't do.

Kirsten: Like what?

Sandy: Like golfing. Lot of couples golf together.

Kirsten: Shortly before dying of old age.

Sandy: Surfing. How many times have I tried to get you in the ocean?

Kirsten: With the fish?! Ugh!

Sandy: And still... I’m patient, I’m forgiving.

Kirsten: You're joking?

Sandy: I patiently put up with your father.

Kirsten: Your eligible for sainthood anyday now.

Sandy: I forgive your snoring.

Kirsten: I DO NOT SNORE!

Sandy: Oh yeah you do. Like a freight train roaring through the house.

Kirsten: You wanted to do this restaurant, I supported you. You wanted to go into private practice, who had your back?

Sandy: I put up with your father!

Kirsten: You never wanna do anything that I like! Everything’s a fight. Everything’s an argument. My life! My job!

Sandy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I’m still here.

Kirsten: DON'T DO ME ANY FAVOURS!

Sandy: I WON'T!

Kirsten: FINE!

Sandy: PERFECT! (pause) Wait, what are we fighting about?

Kirsten: I am not sure, but it’s serious! You're on your own for lunch. (leaves)

Sandy: (sarcastically) Happy Valentines Day!


Seth: Well Ryan, I'm a man now. And not an after-your-Bar-mitzvah-kind of man. I had sex with a girl. Summer, to be more specific.

Ryan: How was it?

Seth: I had sex!

Ryan: That bad?

Seth: No, just kinda weird.


Sandy: It's a good thing you hung in there after all that foreplay.

Seth: Fore-what now?


Seth: It's not like now that Anna and I broke up, I'm now choosing you, okay? 'Cause the whole reason that we broke up is 'cause for me, it's always been you, Summer. It's always been you. I've tried to fight it, and I've tried to deny it, and I can't. I can't do it. You're undeniable.


Summer: Last night... you weren't the only virgin in the room.

Seth: There was someone else in the room! Like... like filming us?

Summer: Me! You jackass!

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