The Dad Who Knew Too Little
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| The Simpsons episode | |
| "The Dad Who Knew Too Little" | |
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| Episode no. | 299 |
| Prod. code | EABF03 |
| Orig. Airdate | January 12, 2003 |
| Writer(s) | Matt Selman |
| Director | Mark Kirkland |
| Chalkboard | None |
| Couch gag | The family appears (in black and white) on a metal bar hanging in the middle of the air and start to eat sandwiches |
| Guest star(s) | Elliott Gould as himself |
| SNPP capsule | |
| Season 14 November 3, 2002 – May 18, 2003 |
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"The Dad Who Knew Too Little" is an episode of the animated television series The Simpsons.
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[edit] Synopsis
Bart and Lisa are watching a TV program, "Padz" (a parody of MTV Cribs). They see a commercial for a new kind of personal diary, which does not allow anyone else to read it and shocks them if they try. Lisa, tired of Bart reading her diary, asks Homer and Marge to get her the diary for her birthday, to which they agree. The next day, Homer and Bart go to the mall to get the diary for Lisa. Homer gets sidetracked when he sees that the food court is handing out free samples. Bart tells him that they have to get Lisa's gift, but Homer ignores him and pigs out on all the free food (and when that runs out, he starts chewing up some pants in the men's department). Afterwards, they finally go to the toy store to get the diary for Lisa. However, all copies of the diary are sold out (the last one was bought by Mr. Burns minutes ago, to make a list of his enemies). Clueless about what to get for Lisa, Homer roams about the mall, until he encounters Ned Flanders, who informs him that he can make a personalized movie about Lisa, just like the one Flanders made for Rod. Homer, short of ideas, decides to go for Ned's idea.
On Lisa's birthday, Bart gives her a laser pointer and demonstrates its power by flashing it at Principal Skinner's crotch, prompting him to examine closely what that "red dot" is. Homer gives Lisa her present — the personalized movie he made for her. She is disappointed that she didn't get the diary she wanted, nevertheless she watches the movie. It's a story about Lisa as a sheriff in a Western movie. The dialogue in the movie helps Lisa realize that Homer knows absolutely nothing about her. She runs upstairs crying, making Homer feel bad.
The next day, he tries to make it up to her by asking her about herself, but she blows him off, saying that he had 8 years to get to know her and now it's too late. Later that day, feeling dejected, he goes to Moe's. When he tells the barflies there his problem, Moe tells him to have Lisa followed by a private detective and gives him a card for one, Dexter Colt. That night, Homer goes to a rather seedy part of town to meet Dexter. He wants Colt to follow Lisa and find out as much as he can, so that he can at least act as the perfect father. The shady detective takes the case.
Dexter starts following Lisa and going through her locker. He even muscles Skinner into showing him Lisa's permanent record. He blackmails Nelson to get him a book report of "The Secret Garden", written by Lisa. Finally, one day, as Homer leaves the power plant, he sees a large envelope on his car hood. It's the report by the detective about Lisa.
Using the report, he starts to bond with Lisa by playing the songs that she likes and going to a protest against animal testing at a research lab, where monkeys are made to smoke cigarettes and pigs are smothered with make-up. Later that night, Homer tucks her into bed, happy that he's getting to know her, although he almost lets slip about the report.
Homer goes to see Dexter Colt to thank him for all his work. When Colt gives him a bill for $1000 (which includes many unrelated costs, such as a $40 steak and silver bullets). Homer refuses to pay the incredible amount. Colt pulls out his handgun and grabs Homer by his shirt, but Homer wriggles out of his shirt and jumps out of the window. Colt swears revenge as Homer runs off into the night.
The next morning, Lisa, Homer, and Bart are watching the news. They see that someone has vandalised the research lab and stolen all the animals. Chief Wiggum says that, based on the clues collected (such as a Malibu Stacy scrunchy, a saxophone reed and the book report for "The Secret Garden" by Lisa Simpson), Lisa Simpson is the main suspect. Lisa says she is innocent and Homer knows she has been framed by Dexter Colt. The cops come to arrest Lisa, but Homer and Lisa take off in the car, with the cops in pursuit. Finally, they manage to escape and disguise themselves with shoe polish (to colour their hair). They check into a motel and call Marge, but the cops have tapped the phone and zero in on their location. Homer, meanwhile, tells Lisa the truth about the detective and she gets angry with him again.
When the cops arrive, Homer and Lisa escape through the window. After running for a while, they come across a circus, where they see the stolen animals from the research lab. They are about to call the cops, when Dexter Colt shows up, aiming a cannon (with a human cannonball inside) at them. He fires it and Homer pushes Lisa out of the way and gets hit by the human cannonball, but he's okay (a reference to the episode "Homerpalooza"). Colt pulls out his handgun and Homer takes off into a hall of mirrors. Many reflections of Homer show up, but Colt shoots Homer in the arm. As Colt is about to shoot Homer, Lisa shows up. Colt wonders how she heard them, and Homer says that Lisa's hearing is very good and that one day when she was very young, she had heard him quietly sobbing in the closet. Lisa, impressed that Homer actually remembered something about her, flashes Colt in the eye with the laser pointer that Bart gave her.
Later, Colt is arrested and Lisa is exonerated. Homer tells her that he released all the lab animals into the wild. We see that he gave them to the Spuckler family, and Brandine Spuckler is suspicious of Cletus' intentions with the pigs.
During the closing credits, we see that Lisa finally got her diary. When she goes to sleep, Bart sneaks in steals the diary using a pair of tongs. While the house was shown, we hear Bart walking to Homer and asking him to read him a bedtime story. Homer accepts and asks Bart to give him the diary. He opens it and gets eletrocuted as a result of being an unauthorized user.
[edit] Trivia
- Homer's gives his e-mail address as ChunkyLover53@aol.com, which is also writer Matt Selman's e-mail address. Matt wrote back to fans as Homer. About a month after this episode aired, however, his address was disabled due to too many sent messages.
- Lisa's third birthday in the series.
- Police officer Lou indicates that his ex-wife's name is Amy.
- The FOX promo showed Homer saying "You have enough blame to be on 'Oz Jr.'", then he said "Idea. Make a show called 'Oz Jr', but don't show it to ABC, they're IDIOTS!" The scene wasn't shown in the episode.
- Similar to "Homerpalooza", where Homer gets hit in the stomach with a cannonball. Here he gets hit in the gut again, this time with a human cannonball, though thankfully it isn't fatal, as the doctor had once indicated. This is probably thanks to Homer recovering over time or the fact that a human cannon ball is not as dense as a cannon ball. Another more likely possibility would be that as a cartoon character, Homer is not limited by the bounds of reality.
[edit] Cultural references
- The couch gag is Groening's version of the famous 1932 photograph "Lunch atop a skyscraper".
- Homer imitates Phil Silvers when nervous.
- The episode title is a parody of The Man Who Knew Too Much.
- The part when Homer and Marge are talking on the phone in code is a parody of the movie Casino when Robert DeNiro had a somewhat similar system with his wife.
[edit] Quotes
- (in the living room, Homer is showing Lisa her birthday present: a cartoon with a crudely-drawn Lisa as the "Sheriff")
Bartender: Bad news sheriff...
Homer voiceover: Lisa Simpson!
Bartender: Some Indians took all the...
Homer voiceover: McNuggets! Mmmm McNuggets... (drooling noise) - (Homer and Lisa are on the run, driving on a road with a sign that says "Bridge Out")
Chief Wiggum: They won't get very far.
(Homer and Lisa drive off on said bridge, which is still up, and in good condition)
Wiggum: What the...
(Lou pulls away a shrub covering sign, which is revealed to read: "Bridge Outstanding!-Overpass Outlook")
Wiggum: Dammit! - Manager: Okay, names please.
Lisa: Lady Penelope Ariel Ponyweather.
Homer: Uh...Rock Strongo?
Manager: Your real name, please.
Homer: Uh...Lance Uppercut.
Manager: Thank you. Sign here, Mr. Uppercut. - Dexter Colt: From the moment you walked into my office, I had a feeling I'd kill you in a hall of mirrors.
- Homer: (In the hall of mirriors) Hahaha! what are you going to do now? You cant shoot all of us! (Colt aims his gun and fires, hitting homer in the arm)
Homer: Dammit! - (In the hall of mirrors, after Dexter Colt has been zapped by Lisa)
Homer: How ironic. Now he's blind, after a lifetime of enjoying being able to see.
