The Andy Milonakis Show

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The Andy Milonakis Show is a sketch comedy starring Andy Milonakis, which airs on MTV2, the first season having aired on MTV. It premiered on June 26, 2005. Season 1 Is on DVD And Season 2 came out October 10th, 2006.

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[edit] Plot

The show consists of comedy sketches featuring Milonakis as well as a supporting cast made up of his actual neighbors and people from a Brooklyn neighborhood where the show takes place, including his friend Ralphie, his neighbor Larry, and an old woman called Rivka.

[edit] Celebrity Guests

Each show also features celebrity guests such as the Ying Yang Twins, Snoop Dogg, Fat Joe, John Stamos, Lil Jon, Rob Schneider, Black Eyed Peas, Biz Markie, Vanessa Minnillo, Juelz Santana, Paul Wall, Nick Cannon, Seth Green, The All-American Rejects, Mike Jones, Carson Daly, Jimmy Kimmel, Kelly Clarkson, and Shaun White. Some skits are very short, such as "One Pound," in which Andy slams his fist on a scale. Jimmy Kimmel appears in season two as "Andy's creator", not just by helping him start up his show, but with actually creating him, like Pinocchio. After crafting Andy from a small piece of lumber, Jimmy (Jimppetto) places a bag of frozen peas on Andy's head and exclaims "You will be my son, Andy Milopinnochio!" After the scene, Jimmy pours a bottle of termites down the back of Andy's shirt.

[edit] Show Sequence

The show often begins with a cold open, a short sketch to "prepare" the viewer for the rest of the show. For instance, one of these beginning sketches first shows Ralphie behind a drawing of France. Then Andy comes over and says "What ya doing Ralphie" and Ralphie says "I'm Chillin' in Mexico Andy!" Then he says "Shalom". Another example is Andy getting a Twinkie and trying to inflate it with a bike pump, causing it to burst or Ralphie saying he has an idea but won't tell Andy or else it won't come true and after bugging Ralphie a few times a pizza pie lands on Ralphie which makes him say, "I told you you stupid idiot!"

After the initial sketch and the opening theme--an absurd rap song sung by Andy--the show proceeds to the full-length sketches. Common themes include Andy pretending to know random people, interacting with his neighbors, preparing and eating strange food combinations, and playing with his dog Wubbie. He also orders delivery food and plays jokes on the delivery men, such as making fake coupons, putting shoes in pizzas and asking how they got there, and naming his pizza Larry and assaulting it.

[edit] Cast

Main Cast:

  • Ralphie: Andy's best friend. He shares Andy's penchant for rap and freestyle which started in Season 1. His favorite condiment is Hyrup.
  • Larry: Andy's middle-aged neighbor, who often "borrows" Andy's can openers but doesn't return them. He can often be seen wearing a small dark yarmulke, a suggestion that he is Jewish. His favorite song is Gin & Juice. He wants to be Andy.
  • Rivka: An old woman who wears two pairs of glasses.She is very silly & dressed like a rooster with drumsticks on her head. She also is a coupon.
  • Billy: A cast member from season two who appears in some of the show's skits. He is known for his annoyingly loud voice.

Minor Cast:

  • Wubbie: Andy's pet dog who sometimes dreams of killing Andy when Andy talks to Wubbie in baby talk and laughs when Andy drops cookies. Wubbie went to the moon, Mexico, & even on a naughty website.
  • Muti: Andy's cousin with a strange speech impediment wherein he can't pronounce the letter "S" correctly, instead, he just snorts through his nose. Loves his pet snail named "Mr. Smith" who ran away when the two of them went to the beach and saw a whale. Muti's best friend was a snowman, but Andy killed him.
  • Fish Guy: An evil, laughing old man who is dressed like Andy and is always holding a fish and smoking a cigarette. In one episode, it shows that the Fish Guy can't actually hold anything other than a fish. Fish guy might possibly be what Andy thinks he looks like subconciously.
  • Herbie: Andy's pet turtle who has been stolen many times and also can hover.His full name is Herbert Peterson.
  • Freda: A middle-aged woman who likes Andy's chicken wings even more than Andy. She once licked Carson Daly's hand in a TV.
  • Rose: Another one of Andy's neighbors. She may be related to Larry, as the two look alike.
  • Jesus kitty: A good kitty dressed like Christ. He can create more bread & fish like real Jesus.
  • Satan kitty:An evil kitty dressed like Satan. He roars like a lion.

One Timers or Characters Andy sees on TV:

  • The Wrinkle Mulch Toad:A toad that is seen on TV.It lives on a diet of bugs.
  • Mr.and Mrs. Peterson:Herbie's Parents.They came to take Herbie away from Andy,because they saw his show and thought Andy wasn't a suitable parent for Herbie.They speak Turtle and Live in Turtleburg.

[edit] The Lower East Side Disfunctional Monster Gang Squad Family Cartoon Show

This segment is a crudely drawn black and white cartoon featuring such characters as:

[edit] The Characters

  • Handsome Pig (Andy): A vain, talking pig who is constantly talking about how good he looks.
  • Mini Dracula (High-pitched Andy): A blood-obsessed small vampire with a Translvanian accent.
  • Not-so-human Stick (Billy): A cruel, loud-mouthed stick figure with no arms or legs. He loves to insult the others.
  • Eyemouth Susie (Rivka): A character with a row of eyes for a mouth. She is very sweet but intensly lonely.
  • Mr. Frog (Ralphie): A frog in a tuxedo. He once proposed to Eyemouth Susie, but ran away when he found out she had no money.
  • Acid Reflux Charlie (Larry): A kind-hearted man with acid reflux problems who likes to dance.
  • Vicious Critter (Andy with a Mexican accent): A four-legged beast that loves to kill and dismember the others. He was taught to dance by Acid Reflux Charlie.
  • Hairmouth (unknown): A small character with hair for a mouth. He speaks in muffled grunts.

[edit] Mini-episode

Usually the episodes are within 45 seconds and 1 minute 25 seconds

Episode 1: Dinner;

  • Human Stick prepares everybody a dinner and they make fun of Handsome Pig.

Episode 2: Suck Your Blood;

  • Mini-Dracula tries to be mean to get peoples blood until he gets a concussion.

Episode 3: Where's Da Money?;

  • Mr. Frog wants to marry Eyemouth Suzie but finds out she is not rich.

Episode 4: Can't Dance;

  • Acid Reflux Charlie teaches vicious critter how to dance until human stick insults him.

Why is Andy so cool?

[edit] Second Season

The show was picked up for a second season which, like the first, aired on MTV2. The second season premiered on March 31, 2006 at 9pm in the Sic'em Friday lineup. Known guest stars are Paul Wall(who crawls out of the television and gives Andy a pair of silver grills), Mike Jones (who strangles Andy because Andy stole Mike's rhymes), Nick Cannon (who has a "rap battle" that makes each other cry), Juelz Santana, Seth Green, Jimmy Kimmel, and The All-American Rejects (who fly on hovering turtles, roam Andy's house, then throw Herbie out the window)and Shaun White. The first episode of this season is available for download for free on iTunes. As of the second season, the end credits song is no longer American Idiot, but a rap Andy created.

[edit] The Songs

[edit] Opening:

I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head.
Bruce Lees on my head but don't call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make my own clothing,
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
Apple: "I hate myself!"

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy,
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
'Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew!

So yo I gotta go it's time for me to rocket
I put balogna in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
'Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.
It's my show I'm Schmandy Schmilaschomakis
It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.


[edit] Closing: (second season)

Now the show is over so I gotta go son (son)
Go eat a pork sandwich on a sticky bun (a sticky bun)
Thanks for stopping by it's been lots of fun (fun)
Now that I slapped a goose neck now I'm on the run (run)

Don't be sad 'cause I promise to come back
I promise to rock right and never ever wack
I use old rap slang and call myself the Mack
I rock peas on my head but a brain is what I lack.

So if you like what ya saw then come back next week,
If you don't, you're a dumb loser Internet geek
I'm three parts crazy and I'm two parts Greek,
And I eat Feta cheese with my grape leaf beak.

[edit] Third Season

It has been said that the new season should start sometime in 2007(no specific date yet). Andy was on Wild 'N Out, but he was only a guest, and the third season will air as planned for six new episodes.

[edit] Episode List

[edit] Season 1: June 2005-August 2005

1. Andy invents spoons and hangs out with Lil' Jon

2. Andy pretends to be held hostage and visits Snoop Dogg

3. Andy finds out that his John Stamos is stuck in a tree

4. Andy plays with the switch and eats the Black Eyed Peas

5. Andy does more wacky and out of place sketches. He baby-sat the Ying-Yang Twins

6. Andy plays battleships with Fat Joe and helps him out

7. Andy tells the pizza guy he died over a year ago. He pulls the hair out of Carson Daly's arm

8. Andy visits the lady of the lake and meets Rob Schnieder

[edit] Season 2: March 2006-May 2006

9. Andy starts up the season 2 of the show with more wacky skits & gets grillz from Paul Wall

10. Andy is in trouble so he whistles for Juelz Santana to help

11. Andy plays duck duck goose and makes a bagel using fire & rap battled with Nick Cannon

12. Andy finds out that Ralphie is actually an alien from outerspace & The All American Rejects want to test Herbie if he can hover

13. Andy cuts his hair and finds out that Wubbie made the product & stole rhymes from Mike Jones

14. Andy faces off against Seth Green to keep all of his mustard

15. Andy helps a cranky drawing and raw fruit start a turf war & Jimmy Kimmel is his creator.

16. Andy raps about his sippy cup and snowboards with Shaun White

[edit] Season 3: 2007

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The third season will start in sometime in 2007, but no date is confirmed yet.

[edit] Writers

[edit] See also

[edit] External links

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