Superintendent Chalmers
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| Age | 50s |
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| Gender | Male |
| Hair Color | Gray, balding |
| Job | Superintendent of Springfield's School District |
| Relatives | None |
| First appearance | Whacking Day |
| Voice actor | Hank Azaria |
Superintendent Chalmers, voiced by Hank Azaria, is the superintendent of Springfield's school district in The Simpsons. His position is apparently an elected one because in one episode a "Chalmers: Now More Than Ever" election billboard can be seen.
Chalmers is a strict and largely humorless man, with a short temper and low tolerance for disorder or rule-breaking. Whenever he visits Springfield Elementary, some sort of disaster strikes. He produces extreme cases of anxiety in Principal Skinner, who offers increasingly improbable stories to explain what is happening. Chalmers is known for throwing open the doors to the room and bellowing "SKINN-ER!!", to which Seymour stammers "S-Superintendent Chalmers!" (in fact, as shown in "Future-Drama", which takes place in the future, the superintendent is a vegetable, only capable of saying his trademark line). His trademark line has caused some paranoia in Skinner (as seen in "Lisa's Date with Density"). On a few occasions he says Skinner's name this way when absolutely nothing has gone wrong, implying that he either pronounces Skinner's name this way by habit, or does it on purpose to scare him.
Chalmers's own competence and dedication to his job are questionable. He let Ned Flanders allow the school to descend into anarchy when he was principal, freely admitting that he had fired Skinner for far less, explaining simply that "Skinner really bugged me." He seems disturbingly unconcerned with the school's decline, saying that "the way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be like this in a matter of months. I say enjoy it-it's a hell of a toboggan ride!" He also promotes people based on personal bias as opposed to actual competence, promoting Principal Holloway, described by Skinner as a "drunk" and Chalmers as a "pill-popper", to assistant superintendent, overlooking the efforts made by Skinner to improve his school's standing.
In several episodes, Chalmers was seen dating Agnes Skinner (much to Seymour's dismay), although in other episodes he has mentioned he is married. Chalmers originally hails from Utica, New York and Intercourse, Pennsylvania, attended Ball State University and is a proud owner of a red 1979 Honda Accord (and later, a Camry).
[edit] Trivia
- In "The Heartbroke Kid", it is revealed that Chalmers's sign is Sagittarius.
