User:Stretchyrubberbands

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[edit] Personal information

I'm an American, I was born on November 12th, 1985. I just (barely) graduated from college (yes, at 20 years old) and am currently happily unemployed. I've already made some minor edits to some articles and I intend to expand some stubs whenever I have the time to.

Updates:

I'm also looking for a job, because if I don't get a real one soon my dad will force me to work at his advertising firm. Whoo! I just got a job as an actuary with a starting salary of $54000! No more working in Dad's old advertising firm.

I just turned 21, which means I am officially an adult!

About me
Name This user's name is Jamie.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
This user was born on November 12.
M
 This user is a member of Mensa.
This user is right-handed.
This user is not a biological parent.
This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
This user does not smoke.
vn-1000000 This user page has been vandalized 1000000 times.
This user is an atheist.
Fx This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user is a carnivore.
This user is a cereal killer.
This user is interested in Chemistry.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
??? This user is interested in interest.
This user likes alternative rock.
This user is interested in drama and acting.
This user is an AFOL.

[edit] Interests

As the man-child that I am, I still find amusement in what most others would deem childish. I still collect comic books (a cross between childish and nerdy), I like Zoey 101 (don't ask), I enjoy Avatar: The Last Airbender and I watch Leno.


[edit] Random Facts About Me

I refer to myself from a third-person perspective. I am an atheist. I can calculate square roosts of 4-digit numbers in my head. I used to think Santa was forced to deliver gifts as a punishment like Prometheus and Loki. I have 2 college degrees (in mathematics and actuarial science). I have a phobia of the number 13 even though I'm not religious. My family is from the upper middle class (or lower upper class, for that matter). I am half caucasian, part cherokee and part chinese. I am male but I look androgynous, so much that my girlfriend and I are often mistaken for a lesbian couple.

[edit] Favorite Quotes

"The paths fork and divide. With each step you take through Destiny's garden, you make a choice; and every choice determines future paths. However, at the end of a lifetime of walking you might look back, and see only one path stretching out behind you; or look ahead, and see only darkness." - Neil Gaiman, SANDMAN #21: "Season of Mists"

"They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" - Anon.

"Life -- and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison -- is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal." - Anon.

"With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee, Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962) - The first Spider-Man story.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Anon.


This user is a member of
WikiProject Avatar:
The Last Airbender
This user is a Waterbender.

This user watches Avatar: The Last Airbender religiously.
This user is clueless.
This user used to adventure in the Kingdom of Loathing until he realized it was lame.
This user knows
Magneto was right.
eiπ This user is a mathematician.
SI This user uses the metric system of measurement.
XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
This user is interested in beauty.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user likes to use eyeliner.
This user likes to spin pens.
This user is interested in psionics.
This user is a pirate. Arr, matey.
PH This user will philosophize on cue.
ONE This user will never conform to anybody else's standards except his own. ME
This user is a member of the
Comics WikiProject.
Hi I love userboxes
did I mention that I like userboxes? Hi
Hi You have? Bye
Bye
This user is a member of Esperanza.
This user IRCs on the
Vandalism Control Network.
This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.
This user assumes good faith.
This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
This user writes for The Wikipedia Signpost. Do you?
\sum_{i=1}^{\infty}{1 \over i^2} This user is an advanced mathematician.
This user loves getting tangled up in Knot theory.
This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.
λ This user is fluent in Lambda calculus.
SI This user uses the metric system of measurement.
SI This user uses the metric system and loves it.
met? This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them.
1+1=10 This user likes binary.
5+5=10 This user likes decimal.
Pi = 3.1415926535897932384626...
This user knows by heart the first 1000 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
\sum_{n=1}^{\infty}{x^n \over n!} This user loves problem solving.
This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.
This user enjoys comics.
D This user reads Dilbert.
G This user reads Garfield.
V
 This user reads Vertigo Comics.
M
 This user reads Marvel Comics.
Image:U03A9.gif This user supports the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
א Lord Apocalypse will return.
2° This user has two academic degrees.
BMath This user has a Bachelor of Mathematics degree.
IQ This user's Intelligence quotient is 145.
This user is a property/casualty actuary.
This user is a carnivore.
This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user prefers Coney Island hot dogs. Preferably with enough chili and onions to require the use of a fork or spoon.
This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user likes a 'proper' Pasty.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user eats potato chips.
This user eats quesadillas.
This user loves sausages.
This user loves spaghetti.
This user loves to eat beef.
This user eats chicken.
This user eats fish.
This user eats ham.
align=center This user loves hamburgers.
This user eats Chicken Fingers as much as they can.
Per the Userbox migration, {{User sushi}} was moved to {{User:Llama man/Userboxes/Sushi}}
H20 This user drinks water.
Coke This user drinks Coca-Cola Black Cherry Vanilla.
Pepsi This user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.
This user eats at Burger King.
KFC
This user eats at KFC.
This user eats at McDonald's.
This user eats at Taco Bell.
This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers.
This user eats at Papa Gino's.
YA This user is a young adult.
This user is a kid at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up.
Y This user is a member of Generation Y.
21 This user is 21 years old.
∞ This user is an ageless Immortal.
This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.
The Cherokee blood flows through this user's veins.
This user is of multiple ancestries.
中華 這個用戶是個華人。
This user is part ethnically Chinese, but has no clue about its culture.
SIS This user has a Big Sister
This user suffers from OCD and isn't afraid to admit it to the world.
This user supports the fight against breast cancer.
This user is a flirt.
:-]
This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
DT This user has a Digital television set, or tuner box, to receive Digital terrestrial television, such as DVB, ISDB, or ATSC.
HDTV This user has a High-definition television (HDTV) set, or tuner box, to receive high-definition digital television.
This user prefers satellite television over cable television.
McDreamy
This user is addicted to Grey's Anatomy.
This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!
Scrubs This user enjoys watching Scrubs.
Scrubs This users inner monologue is tired of being called a girls name.
LC This user works for LuthorCorp *.
LOST 4…8…15…16…23…42…
This user is LOST…
d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
Leno This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
This user has a website, which can be found here.
Y! This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as his or her primary point of reference.
This user uses the FrostWire P2P client.
os This user is using an operating system.
This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows
was ever invented.
Apple Computer This user thinks different.
This user runs Mac OS X.
iMac This user contributes using an iMac G5 computer.
>56k This user is contributing using a broadband connection.
Fx This user is interested in astronomy.
This user is interested in Evolution.
This user prefers cold weather.
fan-0 This user dislikes AJ Michalka as an actor or actress.
fan-0 This user dislikes Ashley Tisdale as an actor or actress.
fan-0 This user dislikes Hilary Duff as an actor or actress.
fan-0 This user dislikes Lindsay Lohan as an actor or actress.
fan-0 This user dislikes Vansessa Hudgens as an actor or actress.
This user plays the piano.
ugh! This user dislikes the band BYOP.
ugh! This user dislikes the artist Avril Lavigne.
band-1 This user can tolerate the band BEP.
ugh! This user dislikes the band Pussycat Dolls.
cRap This user can't stand rap/hip hop music.
This user enjoys pop music.
This user can't stand rock music.
This user enjoys electronic music.
This user can't stand hip hop music.
iTunes
This user contributes by using
iTunes 7.0.2.
Image:Ipod_ds.png This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was.
This user has an iPod.
This user don't use jelly.
This user sings only in the shower.
This user plays the clarinet.
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