User:Steve.hagy

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Steven Paul is a world renowned mountain man who camouflages himself within everyday suburban life. For the past eighteen years few have come to the realization that Steven Paul is as rugged as he really is.

Steven Paul grew up in a small suburban school district. The name of the school district has been disputed among scholars for several years but it is believed to be South Glens Falls. After high school, Steven Paul decided to further his education by attending Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute.

While being educated, Steven Paul made quite the reputation for himself in the wilderness. After some research done by James McNaughton Hester of New York University, it was discovered that the Adirondack mountain range in upstate New York was actually named after Steven paul. Adirondack translates to "land of the bark eater" in a Native American tongue. After months of research done at countless Native American reservations in Messina, New York, Professor Hester was able to trace the orginal bark eater to Steven Paul himself.

In more recent studies, Steven Paul is believed to be the tru identity behind the legendary "deer-feet bear-hands" Native American name that appeared over the summer of 2006. The name was given to him by the Saratoga village of the Mohawk tribe located in upstate New York. The name was chosen due to Steven Paul's ability to run as swiftly and silenty as a deer while retaining the strength, ferociousness, and deadliness of a full grown bear.