St. Peter's Community School, Cork

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Officially opened in 1988, St. Peter's Community School is a mixed-sex Second Level school located in Passage West, a suburb of Cork City, Ireland. School principal in Dennis Ahern, a man who famously takes extreme pride in his appearance (he has been known to go through 3 large cans of hair-spray a day) but nonetheless treats each pupil as his own child. Other legendary teachers include Kevin 'Fat Dad' Murphy, Neville O'Flynn, Skitz Quill, Ma Sul, the undescribable Derry Beckett O'Callaghan and the inimatable Mr.Considene.

Approximately half of the registered pupils live in Passage West itself, with the rest coming mainly from the surrounding areas of Douglas, Rochestown, Monkstown, and Ringaskiddy.

Famous past pupils include un-namable murderers and drug dealers, while super-nerds, goths and general spa-heads also take pride among place in this rather shabby educational establishment.