User:Springsteena

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Springsteena (last name unknown) was named after the singer/songwriter/hero Bruce Springsteen. Her mother, nine months pregnant and finishing up a double shift, went into labor when suddenly a group of aliens came to take her baby away. Luckily, Bruce Springsteen stepped in and saved her just in time. The mother was so grateful, she named her new daughter Springsteena and named Bruce the godfather. At birth, Springsteena was 6' 7 and had chairs for hands. She was born able to walk and had many of Chuck Noris' abilities, but sadly couldn to grow a beard. Ashamed, she walked the earth for 21 years in hiding until she realized that she had to recognize that was still more of a human being than most of those white honkeys out there. Currently, Springsteena is following in her godfather's footsteps by becoming the tamer of dragons and owner of a large collection of sporks. --Springsteena 15:38, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

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