User:Spinoff
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Spinoff is a distant relative of the Caucasian Human. Only one has ever been born and there is no proof that another will spawn (thank god). Spinoff is the second gayest species of life on Earth, after the geoduck. The gender of Spinoff is disputed as it does possess a penis but it is nonfunctional and does not resemble that of a Human penis. Spinoff weighs about 110-130 pounds depending on how much semen it has consumed that day. In the wild, Spinoff wanders about until it can find a deer or bear to sexually assault. While in captivity it proves to be just as gay as it is in the wild, only more aggressive.
[edit] Sexual Interests of Spinoff
Spinoff has been known to have many sexual partners, all of which are varied sorts of Human males, including members of his immediate and distant family, which proves it lacks the proper instincts which prevent it from committing acts of incest.
During a 1999 study it was found that Spinoff would not approach a Human female under any conditions, or even a male which was exposed to the scent of a female. The research team exposed Spinoff to imagery of vaginas to study his reaction. Upon seeing the vaginas, Spinoff immediately screamed and began to beat his head on the moniter which showed them and the research team was forced to sedate him. In that same study, they exposed him to a large, naked homosexual man with an erection. Spinoff immediately stripped his pants and tried to initiate sexual intercourse with the man, before finding out that he was made of plastic. After making this discovery, Spinoff proceeded to suck the man off until falling asleep due to exhaustion.
[edit] Spinoff in popular culture
- Spinoff was recently featured in Gay-mag Magazine, a popular homo-erotic magazine for gays. He's gay.
- SPINOFF IS A FAGGOT.
- I CAN'T STRETCH THIS POINT ENOUGH.
