Wikipedia:Song/Wiki Gangsta Rap

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Based off of The Star Wars Gangsta Rap.

Creators:

DarknessLord (T-C)
bibliomaniac15-help with coherency

[edit] The Song

Communism: It's not the east or the west side.
Willy: No it's not.
Communism: It's not the north or the south side.
Willy: No it's not.
Communism: It's the Will side!
Willy: You are correct!

Communism:
Straight from the pants of the Vandalpire,
For all you Vandal haters out there, we'll blow your planet up!

Willy: What is the dominion my master?
Communism: It's a disaster, Jimbo Wales we're after!
Willy: What if we can bring the man to the dark side?
Communism: Yes, he'll be a powerful ally, another dark Wik-I
Willy: He will join us or die!

Wheels:
We've got Spam Star! (SPAM STAR!)
We've got Spam Star! (SPAM STAR!)
We've got Spam Star! (SPAM STAR!)
We've got Spam Star! (SPAM STAR!)
We've got Spam Star! (SPAM STAR!)
We've got Spam Star! (SPAM STAR!)
We've got Spam Star! (SPAM STAR!)

And you know that we got it! (SPAM STAR!)
Vandals rule, don't deny it! (SPAM STAR!)

Back on Wiktooine...

Owen: Jim, get your _ _ _ down here! We've got a whole load of edits coming our way! Have you cleaned your page?
Jimbo: I'm flowing,
I know I'm on probation,
I don't even know the Vandalpire Nation!
I've cleaned my room, I've cleaned the droids
If there's something I need, I know it's a void!

Random Wikimedia Guy:
Jim, use the admin, run to Userbox, run to Userbox.
Jim, use the admin, run to Userbox, run to Userbox.

DarknessLord: I'm Darkness! I'm a skilled Wik-I master! And I know, Jim, this is a disaster!
Willy's evil, there is no disguise.
You'll be shocked to see your X-Wik actually rise!
Jimbo: Darkness, why you being really silly, you know I've got to confront Lord Willy,
DarknessLord: But Jimbo. You are not ready.
Jimbo: But there's a city in the clouds where Willy is lying! No matter what excuse, you know I won't be buying!

At Cloud City, Willy and Jimbo duel.

Willy: You have it, now release your anger!
Jim: Ow, why'd you wipe off my hand?!
Willy: There's something about your father! Media never told you 'bout your father!
Jim: He told me enough, he told me you blocked him!
Willy:
No. This is something I must reveal that...
I'm your father! I'm your father!
I'm your father! I'm your father!
I'm your father! I'm your father!
I'm your father! I'm your father!
Ed Poor:
Knock him out the box, Jim, knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Jim, knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Jim, knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Jim, knock him out.
Knock him out the box, Jim...